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Thread: Just LOL if your gf/wife can't do this!

post 1523059771 10-18-2017, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted By ALyon120⏩
Phucking LOL. Joke of the century more like.

No hate here, just telling it how it is.


P.S. You really CANNOT be an Alpha if you have to verbally express it or even acknowledge it, an alpha male is really someone who in all respects posses all the pleasing characteristics of the male gender (from being assertive, a leader). Most of you guys here lack any of that. Your an alpha male through your actions, not through saying your an alpha 'likkle rude boy' hahaha
Negs from a certified alpha male
post 1523060151 10-18-2017, 04:26 PM
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Ooh we should have RICHSTRONG here to do mad photoshop with those pics.
post 1523060341 10-18-2017, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted By ALyon120⏩
I'm the attention whore, ok. Maybe I am. We all like a bit of attention.

I couldn't give a chit about the little red dot next to my avi, I don't honestly know why I even get 'friend requested', I don't know what it means and I don't talk to the people on there either .

But girl, don't come at me with the BS, you're out here posting dumb photos with your vagina and ass up in the air and posting a whole load of BS along the way. I post here and there whenever its relevant, I post some stupid chit, but who gives a chit really? I don't.

Anyway, this the internet, feel free to post whatever you like, I do the same, just don't be a hyprocrite about it when you do the same a$$ chit all day on this forum.
Apparently your reading comprehension is a bit on the low side, and my playful banter went over your head.

I offer no apologies on ANY part of my personality. I am who I am/like what I like and am not ashamed that I get a kick out of coming on here and being overly sexual and stupid on this forum. You misunderstood...which shows me you feel pretty defensive about why you're actually on here.

I realize from a psychological standpoint that validation from others can become addictive which is why I was joking about that.
I merely created this thread in a "hey look what I can do..let's admire op flexibility, make perverted sexual jokes, eventually turn it in to a chitty chat thread, and have fun with it" type thing

No fuks given what anyone thinks of that at all. This is internet land and anything goes.


Edit+ lol at posting "here and there" hey at least I actually lift heavy. I'm taking a quick break this semester because of school but have lifted for 5 years...at least I found this place other than by way of
Trying to find a forum full of half naked men to validate me
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post 1523060501 10-18-2017, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
i can tell by the pixels
post 1523060671 10-18-2017, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted By ALyon120⏩
Phucking LOL. Joke of the century more like.

No hate here, just telling it how it is.


P.S. You really CANNOT be an Alpha if you have to verbally express it or even acknowledge it, an alpha male is really someone who in all respects posses all the pleasing characteristics of the male gender (from being assertive, a leader). Most of you guys here lack any of that. Your an alpha male through your actions, not through saying your an alpha 'likkle rude boy' hahaha
And you lack any of the characteristics that make a HBB's. One's a HBB through your looks, not through saying or acting like you're an expensive hot piece of ass. You're way too repulsive to be slinging your poverty opinion around here.


No hate here. Just telling it how it is.
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post 1523060951 10-18-2017, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Apparently your reading comprehension is a bit on the low side, and my playful banter went over your head.

I offer no apologies on ANY part of my personality. I am who I am/like what I like and am not ashamed that I get a kick out of coming on here and being overly sexual and stupid on this forum. You misunderstood...which shows me you feel pretty defensive about why you're actually on here.

I realize from a psychological standpoint that validation from others can become addictive which is why I was joking about that.
I merely created this thread in a "hey look what I can do..let's admire op flexibility, make perverted sexual jokes, eventually turn it in to a chitty chat thread, and have fun with it" type thing

No fuks given what anyone thinks of that at all. This is internet land and anything goes.


Edit+ lol at posting "here and there" hey at least I actually lift heavy. I'm taking a quick break this semester because of school but have lifted for 5 years...at least I found this place other than by way of
Trying to find a forum full of half naked men to validate me
Isn't is painful to try to communicate with her?
post 1523061241 10-18-2017, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted By MajesticBeat⏩
And you lack any of the characteristics that make a HBB's. You're a HBB through your looks, not through saying or acting like you're an expensive hot piece of ass. You're way too repulsive to be slinging your poverty opinion around here.


No hate here. Just telling it how it is.
LOL your defensiveness to what I said really just re-affirms the fact that you're a far stretch from being an alpha male. You're amongst the few fools who have responded to my comment, and yet again, confirmed your 'beta ways'. Look, my point is Alpha men do not proudly proclaim their Alpha-ness, they let others do that for them, others can judge you objectively than yourself. You cannot claim a quality which others cannot testify to really.

You call urself an Alpha, but you're really just a wanna-be Alpha, you're a beta-deep down.


I'm sorry the truth hurtslol
post 1523061311 10-18-2017, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted By MajesticBeat⏩
And you lack any of the characteristics that make a HBB's. You're a HBB through your looks, not through saying or acting like you're an expensive hot piece of ass. You're way too repulsive to be slinging your poverty opinion around here.


No hate here. Just telling it how it is.
She's no hbb in looks either. Bitch is a solid 4/10 with skin as leathery as John Wayne's boots
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post 1523061341 10-18-2017, 04:38 PM
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I like GGW, but I also like Alyon. Don't know who to WK in this situation. Will require ted pics to make my decision.
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post 1523061661 10-18-2017, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
I like GGW, but I also like Alyon. Don't know who to WK in this situation. Will require ted pics to make my decision.
Well fuk me right!!??! Lol

Spoiler!
if you WK me I'll wave your fee to the GGW appreciation crew and throw in 2 pairs of underwear
jk go ahead...she needs it way more than I do.
Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Isn't is painful to try to communicate with her?
I have anal fissures now
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post 1523061771 10-18-2017, 04:42 PM
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GGW, do you and your husband have an open relationship or something?
Belief without evidence is a fools game.

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post 1523061911 10-18-2017, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
She's no hbb in looks either. Bitch is a solid 4/10 with skin as leathery as John Wayne's boots
More like skin as leathery as john Wayne's diseased corpse.

Rip John wayne
post 1523062051 10-18-2017, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted By FannySkelper⏩
More like skin as leathery as john Wayne's diseased corpse.

Rip John wayne
I think you mean RIP Marion Robert Morrison
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post 1523063061 10-18-2017, 04:59 PM
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You know that feeling of a soft plushy blanket..or
when you get semen on your skin and it's really slippery and smooth?

That's how soft MY skin is
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post 1523063581 10-18-2017, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
You know that feeling of a soft plushy blanket..or
when you get semen on your skin and it's really slippery and smooth?

That's how soft MY skin is
Why not tell this to your husband?

Please do tell if you are in an open relationship..
post 1523063631 10-18-2017, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
She's no hbb in looks either. Bitch is a solid 4/10 with skin as leathery as John Wayne's boots
Yea that's what I meant. Worded the second sentence wrong. No way is she a hbb. 4/10 is being generous srs. 3/10
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post 1523063691 10-18-2017, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted By MajesticBeat⏩
Yea that's what I meant. Worded the second sentence wrong. No way is she a hbb. 4/10 is being generous srs. 3/10
Still Beta.


Skin still purrfect hun.

P.S you two beta guys would never even catch my eye. Ever. Period. One is an old fat guy, and the other a 'likkle rude boy'.

Grow the f*ck up and stop being beta males.
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We know where your inner monologue is heading.

Just turn lesbian already.. eat some pussy and get over it

You pathetic attention whore
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Originally Posted By ALyon120⏩
Why not tell this to your husband?

Please do tell if you are in an open relationship..
Well he already knows how my skin feels..duh

And I forgot to reply ∆ nope not in an open relationship. We have been together longer than I'm sure most miscers here and Totally trust each other.

He gives zero fuks about me posting the stuff I do on here. Sometimes I read it to him and we laugh about it.

You mad I have soft supple skin with nary a liver spot to be found?
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Originally Posted By OnlyMiscNotFit⏩
We know where your inner monologue is heading.

Just turn lesbian already.. eat some pussy and get over it

You pathetic attention whore
I'm about 30% bisexual, but I'm married to a man (the kind of human that has a penis)

Ty
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
i like ggw, but i also like alyon. Don't know who to wk in this situation. Will require ted pics to make my decision.
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Originally Posted By EoR⏩
Thread of the year. Such blissful quality that I feel into a coma and I am not sure what's real anymore.
You sure you don't need to go to E R after that? haha
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
I'm about 30% bisexual, but I'm married to a man (the kind of human that has a penis)

Ty
You didnt answer, I am assuming you're in an open relationship?
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Originally Posted By Lawlstud⏩
You didnt answer, I am assuming you're in an open relationship?
She did answer
Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Well he already knows how my skin feels..duh

And I forgot to reply ∆ nope not in an open relationship. We have been together longer than I'm sure most miscers here and Totally trust each other.

He gives zero fuks about me posting the stuff I do on here. Sometimes I read it to him and we laugh about it.

You mad I have soft supple skin with nary a liver spot to be found?
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Tfw this thread is actually terrible
I'm back, bitches!
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Tfw this thread is actually terrible
Stfu
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Originally Posted By Lawlstud⏩
I am assuming you're in an open relationship?
Ya because nobody ever jokes around on the misc do they?
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