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post 1490767731 04-12-2017, 05:58 AM
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Fuk this sht, gonna dedicate some time to making passive income
post 1490768981 04-12-2017, 06:13 AM
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listened to the chainsmokers again on work......started to get irritated as more traffic built up. Late to work by 2 minutes and HR is calling me in....

2 minutes....




Saw a neet in his robe picking up the newspaper on a glorious day and raggggeeedddd
post 1490769271 04-12-2017, 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish
i like my wage

10 min drive to work

take a 1-1.5 hour lunch and go home, walk my dog and feed him lunch too

6 figs and 35 hours a week is fukken dope

hit 11 years with this company on the 18th srs
holy chit I never saw someone so brainwashed LOL
post 1490769471 04-12-2017, 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted By GainzMcgee
holy chit I never saw someone so brainwashed LOL
it creates structure/balance zero stress.


I see my boss worried about making payroll.. I never need to do that, my only worry is if I am late to the gym by 5 minutes and miss the round of sloots who came in before the 5-6pm wagecuck gym crew
post 1490772081 04-12-2017, 06:48 AM
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TFW I've been planning on becoming self employed for 10 years now but I'm still not any closer to it since being an 18 year old.
post 1490858821 04-12-2017, 06:13 PM
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Im all for freedom, but what do you non wagecucks plan on doing in the future? When youre 40, 50? Have kids etc? What do you plan to do?
post 1490900451 04-13-2017, 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted By ProboscisMonkie
Im all for freedom, but what do you non wagecucks plan on doing in the future? When youre 40, 50? Have kids etc? What do you plan to do?
Luxury problems.

Dat feel when it's almost friday
post 1490900521 04-13-2017, 02:47 AM
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Enjoy your last few restless hours of sleep, wagies

Oh, by the way, remember to report how many shekels you were paid by April 18th..
post 1490901021 04-13-2017, 02:56 AM
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I love having wage.

36hrs per week.
130k.
5 weeks paid holiday per year.
Unlimited paid sick leave.
14% extra salary paid into retirement fund by employer.
Flexible hours.
Easy job.
Supreme job security.
If they want to get rid of me they have to pay me 150k.

wagecuck for life.
- Busts nut then closes ten tabs and cancels six downloads crew
post 1490901311 04-13-2017, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Brahlicious
I love having wage.

36hrs per week.
130k.
5 weeks paid holiday per year.
Unlimited paid sick leave.
14% extra salary paid into retirement fund by employer.
Flexible hours.
Easy job.
Supreme job security.
If they want to get rid of me they have to pay me 150k.

wagecuck for life.
mining?
post 1490901751 04-13-2017, 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Brahlicious
I love having wage.

36hrs per week.
130k.
5 weeks paid holiday per year.
Unlimited paid sick leave.
14% extra salary paid into retirement fund by employer.
Flexible hours.
Easy job.
Supreme job security.
If they want to get rid of me they have to pay me 150k.

wagecuck for life.
lol @ the cope
post 1490901851 04-13-2017, 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted By ProboscisMonkie
Im all for freedom, but what do you non wagecucks plan on doing in the future? When youre 40, 50? Have kids etc? What do you plan to do?
Probably going to buy property in around 10 yearsin multiple countriesinstead of private retirement fund.

It would not surprise me at all if our government robs out public retirement funds based on means-tested strategy (ie, you don't need it m8 so you can't have the £300k you paid into your pension).

It would not surprise me slightly if our goverment robbed our private one either.

But if I have property I can rent it out actively, rent it out passively (through a lettings agency) or when I need cash just sell one of them.

I figure I have another decade to enjoy life without caring before I need to provision for that.
post 1490901951 04-13-2017, 03:30 AM
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Originally Posted By xXGHOST23Xx
mining?
aviation.
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post 1490903721 04-13-2017, 04:23 AM
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LOL @ the rustled mod who changed the thread title and banned OP
post 1490907011 04-13-2017, 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted By ThinkingLifter
LOL @ the rustled mod who changed the thread title and banned OP
LMFAO at thread title change.
post 1490907321 04-13-2017, 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted By 1outof10beta
Probably going to buy property in around 10 yearsin multiple countriesinstead of private retirement fund.

It would not surprise me at all if our government robs out public retirement funds based on means-tested strategy (ie, you don't need it m8 so you can't have the £300k you paid into your pension).

It would not surprise me slightly if our goverment robbed our private one either.

But if I have property I can rent it out actively, rent it out passively (through a lettings agency) or when I need cash just sell one of them.

I figure I have another decade to enjoy life without caring before I need to provision for that.
Rsidual income through real estate is my end goal also. But you need a good change of money for it!
post 1490908881 04-13-2017, 05:56 AM
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lol butthurt mods changing the title, how much do you get paid per hour to make the misc a chithole?
post 1490909731 04-13-2017, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted By GainzMcgee
lol butthurt mods changing the title, how much do you get paid per hour to make the misc a chithole?
Negged.
fist yourself
post 1490910061 04-13-2017, 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp
Negged.
truth hurts *******
post 1490910301 04-13-2017, 06:15 AM
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lmao, truth hurts
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Politically incorrect crew
Wieners out crew
post 1490910331 04-13-2017, 06:15 AM
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Bukowskis the man.


Here you go, OP. He wrote a letter talking about the 9-5 grindn and Its awesome.


86

Hello John:

Thanks for the good letter. I don’t think it hurts, sometimes, to remember where you came from. You know the places where I came from. Even the people who try to write about that or make films about it, they don’t get it right. They call it “9 to 5.” It’s never 9 to 5, there’s no free lunch break at those places, in fact, at many of them in order to keep your job you don’t take lunch. Then there’s OVERTIME and the books never seem to get the overtime right and if you complain about that, there’s another sucker to take your place.

You know my old saying, “Slavery was never abolished, it was only extended to include all the colors.”

And what hurts is the steadily diminishing humanity of those fighting to hold jobs they don’t want but fear the alternative worse. People simply empty out. They are bodies with fearful and obedient minds. The color leaves the eye. The voice becomes ugly. And the body. The hair. The fingernails. The shoes. Everything does.

As a young man I could not believe that people could give their lives over to those conditions. As an old man, I still can’t believe it. What do they do it for? Sex? TV? An automobile on monthly payments? Or children? Children who are just going to do the same things that they did?

Early on, when I was quite young and going from job to job I was foolish enough to sometimes speak to my fellow workers: “Hey, the boss can come in here at any moment and lay all of us off, just like that, don’t you realize that?”

They would just look at me. I was posing something that they didn’t want to enter their minds.

Now in industry, there are vast layoffs (steel mills dead, technical changes in other factors of the work place). They are layed off by the hundreds of thousands and their faces are stunned:

“I put in 35 years…”

“It ain’t right…”

“I don’t know what to do…”

They never pay the slaves enough so they can get free, just enough so they can stay alive and come back to work. I could see all this. Why couldn’t they? I figured the park bench was just as good or being a barfly was just as good. Why not get there first before they put me there? Why wait?

I just wrote in disgust against it all, it was a relief to get the **** out of my system. And now that I’m here, a so-called professional writer, after giving the first 50 years away, I’ve found out that there are other disgusts beyond the system.

I remember once, working as a packer in this lighting fixture company, one of the packers suddenly said: “I’ll never be free!”

One of the bosses was walking by (his name was Morrie) and he let out this delicious cackle of a laugh, enjoying the fact that this fellow was trapped for life.

So, the luck I finally had in getting out of those places, no matter how long it took, has given me a kind of joy, the jolly joy of the miracle. I now write from an old mind and an old body, long beyond the time when most men would ever think of continuing such a thing, but since I started so late I owe it to myself to continue, and when the words begin to falter and I must be helped up stairways and I can no longer tell a bluebird from a paperclip, I still feel that something in me is going to remember (no matter how far I’m gone) how I’ve come through the murder and the mess and the moil, to at least a generous way to die.

To not to have entirely wasted one’s life seems to be a worthy accomplishment, if only for myself.

yr boy,

Hank


http://www.openculture.com/2014/07/c...to-5-jobs.html
Truth is out there
post 1490910371 04-13-2017, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass
We can't all suck dick for a living
LMAO FUQDATASS... I give you too many reps these days
Miscing since 2006; miscing until I'm dead.
post 1490921231 04-13-2017, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted By atlas24
while you were all at work I was getting a custom subway sandwich hand made by a sandwich artist.
WOW!! You are livin large..!
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Originally Posted By GainzMcgee
lol butthurt mods changing the title, how much do you get paid per hour to make the misc a chithole?
Apparently not nearly enough if they're emotionally destroyed by someone having a different opinion than they have on the internet. Guess the idea of living on a park bench being as good as his current life, cuts too deep to the bone.

And the fury at being unable to afford the luxury of even a single submarine sandwich. Not after everything he makes is stolen from him in rent by Mr.Burns.

Sad.
post 1491031711 04-14-2017, 04:33 AM
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Dat feel when wagie when it's fiday
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damn.. im starting to think being a wagie is worse than a tradie. the arguments are strong. this is from someone who just received an offer to begin 9-5 slavery next year.
6'3
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post 1491032121 04-14-2017, 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Unyq
damn.. im starting to think being a wagie is worse than a tradie. the arguments are strong. this is from someone who just received an offer to begin 9-5 slavery next year.
You need the cash first bro, think about getting a way out plan in your spare time.
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Originally Posted By Unyq
damn.. im starting to think being a wagie is worse than a tradie. the arguments are strong.this is from someone who just received an offer to begin 9-5 slavery next year.
Do it *******.gif
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What the heck is a tradie by the way? (srs)
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