Originally Posted By BrosefMengele⏩

Adding more will dilute the votes for the one you want to win, which in my case is Crispin Rider. I feel like he represents the Misc the best.

Eh, I see what you're saying, but a 6 out of 20 chance of winning is much greater than a 1 out of 15. I think higher numbers may be more beneficial here, especially with such a wide variety of potential entries.

Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩

Rich Piana....the man might have died, but the legend LIVES

Please state why he'd make a good mascot, so he can be officially entered in the contest.

Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩

Janoy Cresva is 1000% more misc than this guy

Then Gaboi Tostee

Then the supreme gentleman

Then Zyzz

Then malodrax’s sex doll

Then Clive

Then the MS paint drawing of a guy wafflestomping a turd down a bathtub plug hole

The the I’m 18 do I have potential guy

Big Shelley

YaBoyDave

Yiamsomebody aka black Jesus

Piano man might not even be in the top 10

You're more than free to officially enter any of the guys you listed here into the contest, partner. They can't win if they're not submitted.

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Name: Dale

Description:

A rather eccentric character, Dale spends much of his time sorting packages for a popular parcel company. But when not engaged in the daily grind, Dale can often be found unsuccessfully trying to haggle down already discounted thrift shop CDs, or taking a shit in a porta-john with no toilet paper. He's a man of many talents as well. Talents which include popping hard-to-reach back-zits with pliers, spitting loogies at inhuman distances, and eating very large amounts of breakfast sausage in one sitting. Believing himself to be a "man's man," Dale has frequently refused to regularly engage in fairly basic personal grooming & hygiene practices, like brushing his teeth or clipping his toenails.

Why would he make a good mascot?

While Dale has repeatedly declined invitation to join the forum, he unquestionably embodies the spirit of the Misc. His social critiques & cultural frustrations often reflect that of the forum members here. And his comedic apathy & sarcasm towards life is something every poster would find both hilarity and common ground in. I personally believe Dale to be a perfect representation of the new era of Misc.

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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩

Name: Dale

Description:

A rather eccentric character, Dale spends much of his time sorting packages for a popular parcel company. But when not engaged in the daily grind, Dale can often be found unsuccessfully trying to haggle down already discounted thrift shop CDs, or taking a shit in a porter-john with no toilet paper. He's a man of many talents as well. Talents which include popping hard-to-reach back-zits with pliers, spitting loogies at inhuman distances, and eating very large amounts of breakfast sausage in one sitting. Believing himself to be a "man's man," Dale has frequently refused to regularly engage in fairly basic personal grooming & hygiene practices, like brushing his teeth or clipping his toenails.

Why would he make a good mascot?

While Dale has repeatedly declined invitation to join the forum, he unquestionably embodies the spirit of the Misc. His social critiques & cultural frustrations often reflect that of the forum members here. And his comedic apathy & sarcasm towards life is something every poster would find both hilarity and common ground in. I personally believe Dale to be a perfect representation of the new era of Misc.

Ok, I do like Dale. He seems like he has a good head on his shoulders. Like we all have a little Dale in all of us.

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R.I.P. Bert

Originally Posted By gwg77⏩

This mascot bullshit is exhausting

Yeah why did this dumbass thread get stickied. It’s Bert. No need for further discussion.

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Name: Dumsy Bell

Description:

As a young man, Dumsy was originally cast as a comedic rival to cartoon icon, Bugs Bunny. But due to the rampant backstage politics of the 1940s animation industry, he was let go a short while later without ever appearing in an episode. Since then, his efforts for television work have consistently fallen short. You may remember him from a 1960s Cheerios commercial, but unfortunately, his calls haven't been getting returned since then. These days, he makes a living at Planet Fitness, where he assists middle-aged housewives and obese single women in reaching their fitness goals and feeling more empowered in their daily living.


Why would he make a good mascot?

The Misc, at it's foundation, is still a bodybuilding forum. And Dumsy is a good representation of the fitness aspect here. He's also struggled through difficult times, paid his dues, suffered greatly, and I think becoming the official face of the Misc would be such an incredible redemption story. Something we all can look to for inspiration.

R.I.P. Bert

Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩

Ain't gonna lie. i chuckled at the neg comment when i copy/pasted that image

* Eggs and Rice crew *
* No Washcloth Crew *

Sloots in jail are hnnnggggg

Strange hobbies

#FREEPH*GGOT

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Name: Walter

Description:

a very angry bitter old man that feels powerful and negs due to lack of fulfilment I life. very nasty individual. hard to get a long with and holds grudges for very, very long time. not easy to joke with takes everything very seriously sucks the fun out of the forum. complains about negativity but rarely if every brings positivity. negs repeatedly and consistently for no reason.


Why would he make a good mascot?

walter represents a certain loud minority of the forum who think they can decide what content is allowed. negs low reppers just for enjoyment and loves making users red. cares not what effort/time/thought low reppers put into their threads and only has 1-2 friends on the forum that is also high reppers and behaves accordingly

I put effort in all my threads srs

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always rep back crew

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Name: Kormo's Kidneys

Description:

Decades of frequent abuse & mistreatment have left Kormo's Kidneys in a rather unfortunate state. Barely clinging to life, each passing day is just another tragic reminder of the horrible hand they've been dealt. Every minute is a constant struggle. The pain is unbearable. The misery, neverending. This wasn't what they signed up for. This isn't the existence their parents had hoped for...And in spite of all this, Kormo somehow continues on. Completely unphased & indifferent.


Why would they make a good mascot?

It would be such a feel good story for the Misc. It really would, fellas. Yes, Kormo is a beloved member of the forum, but his lifestyle certainly isn't what anyone would call "conventionally healthy." Sedentary & gluttonous, I'm sure most of his organs have taken their share of abuse. But his kidneys in particular have really had a rough time over the years. And I think making them the official mascot of the Misc would bring a little sunshine to their rainy world.

R.I.P. Bert

Originally Posted By AntiochusIV⏩

What exactly am I looking at here, partner?

R.I.P. Bert

“If you are born to the iron, you’ll know it the first time you lift” —-Joe Weider

Retaliation breeds Retaliation breeds Retaliation

“If you are born to the iron, you’ll know it the first time you lift” —-Joe Weider

Retaliation breeds Retaliation breeds Retaliation

Originally Posted By Ace

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“If you are born to the iron, you’ll know it the first time you lift” —-Joe Weider

Retaliation breeds Retaliation breeds Retaliation

R.I.P. Bert

“If you are born to the iron, you’ll know it the first time you lift” —-Joe Weider

Retaliation breeds Retaliation breeds Retaliation

R.I.P. Bert