04-13-2026, 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
Woah
I had to do a spell in a super max when I was 19. Lets leave it at that.
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04-13-2026, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
story time, let's go
I had to do a spell in a super max when I was 19. Lets leave it at that.
04-13-2026, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
Same. Then went downstairs and had dinner with her family. Beef stroganoff. Probably why I love this meme format.
2 months before I turned 17 with high school bf.
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04-13-2026, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Lil inel thats a normal age when people start having sex. What would u know about that your an incel wjth s black mans dick fetish.
Yeah whores usually run in the same circle so not sharing anything groundbreaking here
Lmao at continuing to call it “almost 17”. The rest of us call that 16 but I can see the cope in trying to push it as far as you can lmao
Lmao at continuing to call it “almost 17”. The rest of us call that 16 but I can see the cope in trying to push it as far as you can lmao
I grew up in a wealthy NJ suburb and the rich jews were even having sex sophmore junior year.
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04-13-2026, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted By MarioMiami305⏩
I'm just fucking with her you autistic retard. It's like you're brand new to misc but I know you're not with the 50 threads you make each day.
Lil inel thats a normal age when people start having sex. What would u know about that your an incel wjth s black mans dick fetish.
I grew up in a wealthy NJ suburb and the rich jews were even having sex sophmore junior year.
I grew up in a wealthy NJ suburb and the rich jews were even having sex sophmore junior year.
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04-13-2026, 09:38 AM
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Buncha degenerates.
22 with my wife on our wedding day.
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04-13-2026, 10:08 AM
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04-13-2026, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
In the back of a Camaro?
2 months before I turned 17 with high school bf.
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04-13-2026, 10:43 AM
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Was 17 at my girlfriend's house, she was home alone and had a thing for getting caught so we were making out in her mom's bed, I was feeling excited so I lightly groped her inner upper thighs; she began kissing me even more heavier, strong breaths and hip gyrations inviting my hand to peruse deeper and deeper
She suddenly grabbed my hand and said she won't continue "unless you have what we need..."
Trying to flirt by playing coy, making her escalate, I asked her what she needed
She said, "I need about tree fiddy"
That's when I realized she wasn't my 5'2 high school girlfriend but rather a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic era
She suddenly grabbed my hand and said she won't continue "unless you have what we need..."
Trying to flirt by playing coy, making her escalate, I asked her what she needed
She said, "I need about tree fiddy"
That's when I realized she wasn't my 5'2 high school girlfriend but rather a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic era
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04-13-2026, 10:56 AM
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04-13-2026, 11:08 AM
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04-13-2026, 11:15 AM
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04-13-2026, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By RustledJimmies⏩
Civics didn't get VTEC well into the 90s.
Probably a Honda Civic.
Gave her some of that VTEC.
Gave her some of that VTEC.
We are talking hairband era for her initial sexscapades. I bet poison was on in the background
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04-13-2026, 12:13 PM
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04-13-2026, 12:26 PM
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I'll be honest, I started drinking and partying kinda frequently when I was 15-16, and used to hang out with a group of guys and girls who were all 2-3 years older. Was a regular at the parties of a group of people who were in their senior year of high school and going crazy.
Had so many opportunities to smash that I was too naive to know about at the time. I remember one time I had passed out on the floor at 4am in some random room at my buddies house after a party, and a girl who was top 3 super hot Senior girls had come and gotten under my blanket and passed out on the floor with me. I woke up and she's passed out on her side with her booty right on my crotch. At the time I was just an idiot, but now after having about 10 other girls pull this same move that I did smash, I know this is the international sign of, "You're welcome to pull my pants down and fuck me, but once we're finished it's something neigher of us will ever speak of."
Had so many opportunities to smash that I was too naive to know about at the time. I remember one time I had passed out on the floor at 4am in some random room at my buddies house after a party, and a girl who was top 3 super hot Senior girls had come and gotten under my blanket and passed out on the floor with me. I woke up and she's passed out on her side with her booty right on my crotch. At the time I was just an idiot, but now after having about 10 other girls pull this same move that I did smash, I know this is the international sign of, "You're welcome to pull my pants down and fuck me, but once we're finished it's something neigher of us will ever speak of."
04-13-2026, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Uhh brah. Be glad you didn't do that.
I'll be honest, I started drinking and partying kinda frequently when I was 15-16, and used to hang out with a group of guys and girls who were all 2-3 years older. Was a regular at the parties of a group of people who were in their senior year of high school and going crazy.
Had so many opportunities to smash that I was too naive to know about at the time. I remember one time I had passed out on the floor at 4am in some random room at my buddies house after a party, and a girl who was top 3 super hot Senior girls had come and gotten under my blanket and passed out on the floor with me. I woke up and she's passed out on her side with her booty right on my crotch. At the time I was just an idiot, but now after having about 10 other girls pull this same move that I did smash, I know this is the international sign of, "You're welcome to pull my pants down and fuck me, but once we're finished it's something neigher of us will ever speak of."
Had so many opportunities to smash that I was too naive to know about at the time. I remember one time I had passed out on the floor at 4am in some random room at my buddies house after a party, and a girl who was top 3 super hot Senior girls had come and gotten under my blanket and passed out on the floor with me. I woke up and she's passed out on her side with her booty right on my crotch. At the time I was just an idiot, but now after having about 10 other girls pull this same move that I did smash, I know this is the international sign of, "You're welcome to pull my pants down and fuck me, but once we're finished it's something neigher of us will ever speak of."
04-13-2026, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Why do you say that? Obviously you don't just yank the pants down, but that's the invitation to kinda wiggle yourself in there and rub your boner on her butt and then things just kinda fall into place.
Uhh brah. Be glad you didn't do that.
04-13-2026, 04:53 PM
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04-13-2026, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Fucking lmao! Oliver is mad he didn't rape a passed out drunk chick?? Wtf am I reading
Uhh brah. Be glad you didn't do that.
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04-13-2026, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Papi_Chulo⏩
Nope! First time was in his bed. I think we had off school and his parents were at work. Lots in his car though after that. We were together from 16 to 20.
In the back of a Camaro?
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04-13-2026, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
Nah, you gotta understand I was sleeping on the floor in a room out of the way. There's no reason for her to come sleep in that location with me unless she was kinda positioning herself for something to happen. This is not some wasted vulnerable girl who doesn't have any idea what she's doing. Then I remember her telling people the next day that we slept on the floor together almost like she wanted me to be her boyfriend or something. This was legit a top 3 hottest girls in my high school and she was 2 years older and kind of a "badass" type chick, so I never in a million years would have thought she was interested in me but I guess sometimes you gotta strike while the iron is hot.
Fucking lmao! Oliver is mad he didn't rape a passed out drunk chick?? Wtf am I reading
04-13-2026, 06:16 PM
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bunch of us watch porn in middle school. chrys was 2 years older but always hang out with us and show us porn. for real sex wuld be age 22 coastie hooked puck up with professional 

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