I've gotten duis and it didn't stop me. I don't give a fuk about nothing.

100% Irish crew

Depends on how much blow you have to straighten you out/10

das it mane, probably explains the alcoholism


Vodka tonight, what u sippin on?

I had beer and gin. I'll probably get more beer soon. I ate some pretzels so I'm basically sober enoygh to drivr.

What if I need to drive to go get it?

BASED

My neighbour , the drunken mongoloid got an impaired charge on a blow run . I always know when he receives his welfare cheque, as he leaves for his house at 1:25 AM on every second Wednesday like it’s clockwork , so knowing that the bars are closed it’s safe to assume he’s going to for a drive to his dealer .
This one time he never came home and in the morning I see the car is missing .
Apparently he was at the TD bank drive through when he sees a cop . So the brainless fk he is , he drives to a church parking lot and turns his lights off . Well as if that doesn’t look suspicious AF , so the cop pulls beside him to see what the fk he’s doing .
Well he’s driving over the limit on a blow run . Got an impaired charge and lost his license for a year . What a fking idiot lol.


Faurk I should tell you latest . Not long ago there’s an ambulance outside his house . Apparently his dealer sold him some bad coke and it was mixed with fent and who knows what else . His heart was beating out of his chest so the paramedics took him to the hospital.
Then later he cries to me about how his dealer has never done him wrong in 10 years , and then this happened.
It just sucks he didn’t dieded srs

Drunk driving is perfectly safe, just drive slower. What makes drunk driving dangerous are the people who already drive like retards sober, then make those people drunk. Any amount is fine from the safety perspective.

3-5 depending on your bodyweight is probably where you want to stop from the cop risk perspective.

Probably no more than 6 in a short period of time.

We’re talking some domestic lagers here, none of that phaggot IPA stuff

I stopped drinking and driving because my fam thought it was gonna die but now theyre not worried so I gotta start again. Gotta keep em on their toes know what im saying

Nope. I don't drink at all, ever.

Ur a strange fellow godfrd.

Probably 2, but I drink IPAs that are like 9-9.5%

I made it back fine lads. I thinknI had roughly 12 drinks. Not sure.

All you have to do is sit straight up and focus super hard

Im way better driving drunk than high by far. i made it home from ac after like 2 wet willies and shots...

made it home after 2 40ozs before

It's so obvious when someone's high they stop like 20 feet before a red light

Unless you're bombed, it’s really only dangerous if you're tired, as its super easy to fall asleep under the influence.

driving high blows the lines float and your paranoid. when i drank drive it felt like i was playing forza

Booze gives me unlimited energy. Only time I almost fell asleep driving was in college during exams.

I can barely move when im high. Fuck driving

Probably no more than 30

Windows down on a nice summers nice with a nice buzz and good music is peak

Alpha as fuk