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post 10000152667 05-04-2026, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Couple things that don't add up in this story. Who the hell wears pants during a massage?! Jerks you off for whole 5-6 min and nothing is happening.

Is the woman related to Terry's wife?!

I have so many questions...
Have you ever had a Thai massage? They're usually done fully clothed. They're not done with strokes, they're basically just pushing down with fists.
post 10000152669 05-04-2026, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Have you ever had a Thai massage? They're usually done fully clothed. They're not done with strokes, they're basically just pushing down with fists.
Sounds awful and too gay for me...no thanks. :)
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post 10000152671 05-04-2026, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Sounds awful and too gay for me...no thanks. :)
Brutal. OP says that it was a thai woman with dainty hands that fisted him, but how can we be sure it wasn't Mario? He has very small hands.
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post 10000152676 05-04-2026, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Brutal. OP says that it was a thai woman with dainty hands that fisted him, but how can we be sure it wasn't Mario? He has very small hands.
He said sexy and thai woman...and in my mind I was thinking, "pick one."

Oh shit, I just said it out loud...
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post 10000152677 05-04-2026, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
He said sexy and thai woman...and in my mind I was thinking, "pick one."

Oh shit, I just said it out loud...
fukin ded


post 10000152678 05-04-2026, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Couple things that don't add up in this story. Who the hell wears pants during a massage?! Jerks you off for whole 5-6 min and nothing is happening.

Is the woman related to Terry's wife?!

I have so many questions...
LMFAO

If you're getting jerked off and finishing in 5 minutes, I got some bad news - especially if a finger in the ass makes it happen fast
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post 10000152679 05-04-2026, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
fukin ded



You know I'm going to hell for that one.

Kimm4 do better, blah, blah, blah...
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post 10000152680 05-04-2026, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Couple things that don't add up in this story. Who the hell wears pants during a massage?! Jerks you off for whole 5-6 min and nothing is happening.

Is the woman related to Terry's wife?!

I have so many questions...
This story ain't adding up lol
post 10000152682 05-04-2026, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
LMFAO

If you're getting jerked off and finishing in 5 minutes, I got some bad news - especially if a finger in the ass makes it happen fast
If you're getting jerked off and nothing else I got some bad news. If resort to finger in the arse...that's where you nope the fuck out and go home...
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post 10000152684 05-04-2026, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
You know I'm going to hell for that one.

Kimm4 do better, blah, blah, blah...
Nah, you're good. No holding back tonight. I like that.
post 10000152685 05-04-2026, 10:12 PM
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Lmaooo
post 10000152686 05-04-2026, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
He said sexy and thai woman...and in my mind I was thinking, "pick one."

Oh shit, I just said it out loud...
lulz
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post 10000152688 05-04-2026, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
If you're getting jerked off and nothing else I got some bad news. If resort to finger in the arse...that's where you nope the fuck out and go home...
The only time a woman should ever be jerking a guy off is when she's sucking on his balls.

And no butthole play ever.

Basic ground rules.

Who the fuck wants a handy when I can do it better myself?
post 10000152691 05-04-2026, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
The only time a woman should ever be jerking a guy off is when she's sucking on his balls.

And no butthole play ever.

Basic ground rules.

Who the fuck wants a handy when I can do it better myself?
Yeah handy...something a guy does on his own or when you first start exploring with sex...pretty sure we've all been there.

Anyhoo, I'm just waiting for Oliver's new progress/cutting pics...but I see there's a new deal at McDonald's so it might be a while.
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post 10000152693 05-04-2026, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Yeah handy...something a guy does on his own or when you first start exploring with sex...pretty sure we've all been there.

Anyhoo, I'm just waiting for Oliver's new progress/cutting pics...but I see there's a new deal at McDonald's so it might be a while.
Yeah the last time I had a handy was in high school. And just LOL @ paying for one.


I heard about the McDouble for $2.50. According to Ollie you can eat 2 a day and still cut weight. Lmao.
post 10000152694 05-04-2026, 10:25 PM
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One sloot tried to do it but puckered my butthole too tight for her to penetrate.
post 10000152696 05-04-2026, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted By PrimarisIn⏩
This story ain't adding up lol
They never do.
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post 10000152697 05-04-2026, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
Yeah the last time I had a handy was in high school. And just LOL @ paying for one.


I heard about the McDouble for $2.50. According to Ollie you can eat 2 a day and still cut weight. Lmao.
I've been kinda hooked on the $3.99 Whopper Wed but it's the only meal I eat that day...and I don't eat fries lol...
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post 10000152698 05-04-2026, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
If you're getting jerked off and nothing else I got some bad news. If resort to finger in the arse...that's where you nope the fuck out and go home...
Just a sad situation
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post 10000152702 05-04-2026, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
I've been kinda hooked on the $3.99 Whopper Wed but it's the only meal I eat that day...and I don't eat fries lol...
Whoppers are good but I haven't had one in a while because my local BK sucks. The food comes out cold and hard or the order always gets fucked up somehow, so we've been staying away. But, I do miss a good whopper.
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Yeah handy...something a guy does on his own or when you first start exploring with sex...pretty sure we've all been there.

Anyhoo, I'm just waiting for Oliver's new progress/cutting pics...but I see there's a new deal at McDonald's so it might be a while.
lmao

Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
Yeah the last time I had a handy was in high school. And just LOL @ paying for one.


I heard about the McDouble for $2.50. According to Ollie you can eat 2 a day and still cut weight. Lmao.
Approx 400 calories

High saturated fat, high sugar, low fibre plus whatever chemicals and shit they use to make the buns and beef burger

Or, 200g grilled chicken breast (60g protein, low fat, no carb, ~330 calories) with low cal sauce and mixed steamed veg for negligible calories for similar dollars

Absolutely brain dead
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
Whoppers are good but I haven't had one in a while because my local BK sucks. The food comes out cold and hard or the order always gets fucked up somehow, so we've been staying away. But, I do miss a good whopper.
They totally revamped the whopper and it's not the same. It's amazing srs...give it a try.
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post 10000152710 05-04-2026, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Approx 400 calories

High saturated fat, high sugar, low fibre plus whatever chemicals and shit they use to make the buns and beef burger

Or, 200g grilled chicken breast (60g protein, low fat, no carb, ~330 calories) with low cal sauce and mixed steamed veg for negligible calories for similar dollars

Absolutely brain dead
Yeah we eat a lot of chicken and vegetables.

Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
They totally revamped the whopper and it's not the same. It's amazing srs...give it a try.
I'll give it a shot one of these days at a different location. I always did like BK burgers over McDs. Thx.
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
Yeah we eat a lot of chicken and vegetables.



I'll give it a shot one of these days at a different location. I always did like BK burgers over McDs. Thx.
Admittedly we don't have In N Out or chains like that here - the best chain burger I've eaten is the Angry Double Whopper (spicy onion rings and jalapenos with some hot sauce I believe) but haven't had one in ages. Fucking great though.

Plus no one sat at the back of a plane with a Ronald McDonald mask on yelling at minorities, so that automatically wins. Plus Wynter Snipes on IG wears the Burger King crown and carries on with the typical shit while wearing it and she's pretty hot, good branding exposure lulz
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Admittedly we don't have In N Out or chains like that here - the best chain burger I've eaten is the Angry Double Whopper (spicy onion rings and jalapenos with some hot sauce I believe) but haven't had one in ages. Fucking great though.

Plus no one sat at the back of a plane with a Ronald McDonald mask on yelling at minorities, so that automatically wins. Plus Wynter Snipes on IG wears the Burger King crown and carries on with the typical shit while wearing it and she's pretty hot, good branding exposure lulz
^^Lol that guy was the best. I'll have to look up Wynter Snipes.

In N Out is like crack dude. If you ever make it to the States, get a double double animal style.
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
^^Lol that guy was the best. I'll have to look up Wynter Snipes.

In N Out is like crack dude. If you ever make it to the States, get a double double animal style.
Had it once when I was in Vegas, fucking mental!
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
Yeah the last time I had a handy was in high school. And just LOL @ paying for one.


I heard about the McDouble for $2.50. According to Ollie you can eat 2 a day and still cut weight. Lmao.
So it's not like I was actually paying for the handy. I was paying for the massage. And they just kinda threw the handy in as an add on.
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I read the story and after careful consideration, and while not any one part seems especially unbelievable, I deem not a single syllable of it to be true.
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Dated a nurse for a while, and once when she was giving me oral she decided to massage the prostate. I have to say, it almost made me pass out when I nutted.

Pretty close to the first time I got properly deep throated, which was another experience I'll never forget.
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