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Thread: Would you rather eat food prepared by explosiveMidget or by Godfrd824?

post 10000187785 05-27-2026, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
The midget says that the midget never lies but he has claimed that he has never shit himself. I don't believe that for a second.

Also, how do you know that Godfrd824 isn't piss soaked himself?
Godfrd824 has done nothing to suggest he isn't a clean, normal, human being.

The Midget doesn't know where he is half the time. Probably a chronic masturbator too. I'd imagine anything he hands you is cock-flavored.
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post 10000187832 05-27-2026, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
The midget says that the midget never lies but he has claimed that he has never shit himself. I don't believe that for a second.

Also, how do you know that Godfrd824 isn't piss soaked himself?
Conservatively, EM has to shit himself at least once a week. Not that he would remember while being in the throes of a stupendous crack high.

His poor sister having to clean him up. She's so strong, taking on such a burden.

Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Godfrd824 has done nothing to suggest he isn't a clean, normal, human being.

The Midget doesn't know where he is half the time. Probably a chronic masturbator too. I'd imagine anything he hands you is cock-flavored.
His fingers do look like fatter versions of @johnvee's shriveled cock.
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post 10000187842 05-27-2026, 11:09 AM
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i'd be too worried about neither washing their hands after taking a #2.
post 10000187845 05-27-2026, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
His fingers do look like fatter versions of @johnvee's shriveled cock.
Hobo dick fingers is a good one.

Amazing how someone can get so fat while addicted to crack and on welfare. He must eat like shit.
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post 10000187854 05-27-2026, 11:14 AM
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explosiveMidget is not going to serve bad food. I know this from a deep seated ancesteral hunch
post 10000187858 05-27-2026, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Conservatively, EM has to shit himself at least once a week. Not that he would remember while being in the throes of a stupendous crack high.

His poor sister having to clean him up. She's so strong, taking on such a burden.



His fingers do look like fatter versions of @johnvee's shriveled cock.
ur doing the kormo caretaker thing with me here, m8 the only time i;ve shit myself is when i got food poisoning i am 100% healthy and diabetes free

u mad? I'm also sharp as a fucking knife mentally despite the years of drink and drugs. Don't compare me to pissbag kidneybean ever again
post 10000187859 05-27-2026, 11:16 AM
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I've never seen midget post food. Godfrd posts stuff regularly, that looks delicious
post 10000187860 05-27-2026, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted By LDARidonot⏩
explosiveMidget is not going to serve bad food. I know this from a deep seated ancesteral hunch
I legitimately am an amazing cook (srs) every time i make chicken curry (no pjeet) i have to give most of it away because everyone knows how tasty it is

i've got recipes that should be stored in a vault somewhere under lock and key.
post 10000187862 05-27-2026, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
I'm also sharp as a fucking knife mentally despite the years of drink and drugs. Don't compare me to pissbag kidneybean ever again
The knife in question is part of this set...

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post 10000187865 05-27-2026, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
I legitimately am an amazing cook (srs) every time i make chicken curry (no pjeet) i have to give most of it away because everyone knows how tasty it is

i've got recipes that should be stored in a vault somewhere under lock and key.
It's an art that no structured recipe can completely satisfy
post 10000187871 05-27-2026, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
i'd be too worried about neither washing their hands after taking a #2.
Didn't you just have a bout of food poisoning from food you prepared? Lol.
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post 10000187882 05-27-2026, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Didn't you just have a bout of food poisoning from food you prepared? Lol.
not me.
post 10000187897 05-27-2026, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I would eat Godfrd's food.
I'm pretty sure his wife makes his meals. She's a chef.
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post 10000187902 05-27-2026, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
I'm pretty sure his wife makes his meals. She's a chef.
That fat diabetic cunt couldn't make ramen noodles without geting out of breath

so the wife was the chef all along? LMAO
post 10000187906 05-27-2026, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
That fat diabetic cunt couldn't make ramen noodles without geting out of breath

so the wife was the chef all along? LMAO
I think they both cook but his wife is a chef. :)
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post 10000187913 05-27-2026, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
I think they both cook but his wife is a chef. :)
well there it is I was right in saying p7nk mogs him because he's a chef too

who owns the restaurant fatfred?
post 10000187932 05-27-2026, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
That fat diabetic cunt couldn't make ramen noodles without geting out of breath

so the wife was the chef all along? LMAO
You type like you're out of breath. And your vocaroos sound like a bear wearing a CPAP.
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post 10000187937 05-27-2026, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
You type like you're out of breath. And your vocaroos sound like a bear wearing a CPAP.
How can u type like ur out of breath u absolute spastic. My vocaroo's sound like thunder because my voice is deeper than urs and I have a BBC that would put urs to shame

that's right ur in late stages of diabetes, can u even get it up? srs question

Ur gonna lie anyway
post 10000187960 05-27-2026, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
How can u type like ur out of breath u absolute spastic. My vocaroo's sound like thunder because my voice is deeper than urs and I have a BBC that would put urs to shame

that's right ur in late stages of diabetes, can u even get it up? srs question

Ur gonna lie anyway
I can't get it up for you. Sorry. I prefer my manlets to be a little more slender.

Where is your caretaker, I mean, where is your sister?
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post 10000187962 05-27-2026, 12:00 PM
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Aint no way Godfrd got as fat as he is eating measly servings like that, his true addiction probably shows itself in the middle of the night when he eats an entire bag of chips and 3 snickers bars.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
My wife is a professional chef, classically trained and has worked in Michelin rated restaurants.

When my wife cooks something quick, it looks like this.



I can't match that, but I try my best.
you are blessed my man

Most Miscers can only dream about a woman who cooks and gives them sex.
post 10000187974 05-27-2026, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Aint no way Godfrd got as fat as he is eating measly servings like that, his true addiction probably shows itself in the middle of the night when he eats an entire bag of chips and 3 snickers bars.
You look at yourself in the mirror and the mental illness tells you it's me. Take your meds.
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post 10000187978 05-27-2026, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
You look at yourself in the mirror and the mental illness tells you it's me. Take your meds.
There is no way I could make that mistake you're way fatter than me and you're black, like David Goggins but not a unit.
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post 10000187992 05-27-2026, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Here's how we can settle this.

This was my dinner last night.

Can EM post better?


It’s over
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I enjoy some good Irish food, but the portly Dominican with a chef wife seems a far safer bet
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Aint no way Godfrd got as fat as he is eating measly servings like that, his true addiction probably shows itself in the middle of the night when he eats an entire bag of chips and 3 snickers bars.
This lol @ him tellin us to take our meds

how about u take ur insulin u fat bastard? Diabetic retard
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Originally Posted By eightduece⏩
I enjoy some good Irish food, but the portly Dominican with a chef wife seems a far safer bet
I'd try her food but not godfrds srs i don't want any diabeetus rubbing off on me
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
I'd try her food but not godfrds srs i don't want any diabeetus rubbing off on me
Funny how you're such a nice guy but you can hurl abuse about someone's medical condition.

Retarded little cunt.

Also fuck knows what council estate slop you subsist off. Probably reheated kebab meat on top of findus crispy pancakes or something. Fucking underclass, scum tier, bitch.
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Funny how you're such a nice guy but you can hurl abuse about someone's medical condition.

Retarded little cunt.

Also fuck knows what council estate slop you subsist off. Probably reheated kebab meat on top of findus crispy pancakes or something. Fucking underclass, scum tier, bitch.
Have you ever heard of a noose? rope?

fuck him AND u how bout that (not in that way gaylord, don't get excited)
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Have you ever heard of a noose? rope?

fuck him AND u how bout that
Have you ever thought there's a reason nobody likes you?

Take your meds.
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