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post 10000190749 05-29-2026, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
There are 3 25ish year old girl ripping shots of tequila. Should I smash?
Naturally u can have ur pick of any of them
post 10000190755 05-29-2026, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Orsonswells
Naturally u can have ur pick of any of them
lol im confident that I could. Not sure I’m in the correct mindset to go sit at their picnic table and start laying on the charm though. But they’re all wearing skirts and def down for something.
post 10000190784 05-29-2026, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
There are 3 25ish year old girl ripping shots of tequila. Should I smash?
have the beers and chips and salsa started to fill out the muscle bellies yet?

should be an easy pull if so
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post 10000190801 05-29-2026, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig
have the beers and chips and salsa started to fill out the muscle bellies yet?

should be an easy pull if so
My muscles are looking fucking juicy right now. Veins already popping out. There would be zero issues with being attractive enough to pull right now.
post 10000190804 05-29-2026, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
There are 3 25ish year old girl ripping shots of tequila. Should I smash?
post some creep shots
post 10000190809 05-29-2026, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77
post some creep shots
lol I was actually going to do it but they left. Caught them looking inside at me a couple times. One was perfect afternoon smash material.
post 10000190810 05-29-2026, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
There are 3 25ish year old girl ripping shots of tequila. Should I smash?
Of course...They've had a crush on you for years.

I know you're going to have to decline their offer to smash though.. as you have a 8 am meeting tmr morning with a client trying to buy a 5 mill dollar home you've been listing.

Heard he's even offering his daughter up as part of the package.
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post 10000190813 05-29-2026, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro
Of course...They've had a crush on you for years.

I know you're going to have to decline their offer to smash though.. as you have a 8 am meeting tmr morning with a client trying to buy a 5 mill dollar home you've been listing.

Heard he's even offering his daughter up as part of the package.
lol I only have an 11am personal training session tomorrow.

But these hoes we’re ready and willing.
post 10000190817 05-29-2026, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
lol I was actually going to do it but they left. Caught them looking inside at me a couple times. One was perfect afternoon smash material.
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post 10000190823 05-29-2026, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
lol I was actually going to do it but they left. Caught them looking inside at me a couple times. One was perfect afternoon smash material.
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post 10000190824 05-29-2026, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo

Nah it’s true. Theres a reason I come to this bar. It pulls in the local quasi sloots.
post 10000190842 05-29-2026, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
Nah it’s true. Theres a reason I come to this bar. It pulls in the local quasi sloots.
There are guys who talk about puss and guys who get puss. All you do is talk.

And nice to see your old avatar back since you had to stop using Gordon's. That was lame as fuck.
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post 10000190844 05-29-2026, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
lol I was actually going to do it but they left. Caught them looking inside at me a couple times. One was perfect afternoon smash material.
post 10000190858 05-29-2026, 04:14 PM
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The young hood Mexican waitress girl who I’ve been friendly with came up and started chatting me up. I eventually asked her age, “15”.

😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
post 10000190892 05-29-2026, 05:01 PM
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get a buzz going and then come back and type up a new LARP story for us brah
post 10000190899 05-29-2026, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
The young hood Mexican waitress girl who I’ve been friendly with came up and started chatting me up. I eventually asked her age, “15”.

😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Figures. Toker 2.0.
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post 10000190937 05-29-2026, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
I actually had a great week for the cut. Rode about 70 miles on my bike and also lifted 4x and did incline walk on all of the days that I didn't ride. I need a day of break, and will be back at the gym tomorrow for personal training hangover or not.

The month of May was fantastic for my cut. Still a bit of belly fat left to go, but I'm going to be legit shredded in like 30 more days.
Fuck me

5 weeks ago you were gonna be shredded in 6 weeks

You are not getting shredded if you're consuming alcohol you stupid prick

7 calories per gram of a poison that will completely shut your metabolic processes down, in addition to fucking with your test, will do nothing positive for the cut at all
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When will it be mine turn for this kind of life ?
post 10000190957 05-29-2026, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter
Fuck me

5 weeks ago you were gonna be shredded in 6 weeks

You are not getting shredded if you're consuming alcohol you stupid prick

7 calories per gram of a poison that will completely shut your metabolic processes down, in addition to fucking with your test, will do nothing positive for the cut at all
While I agree that I’m slightly behind schedule, May was a great month. I legit went from chubby to sexy in 30 days. And now that it’s bike season, I’ll legit be “hot” by July 1st.
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX
not to mention this fat bald fuck sits around eating Arby's BOGO sandwiches, KFC, Pizza Hut while Larping on MISC 24/7/365.
Excuse me sir, it's Dominos he partakes in
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post 10000190991 05-29-2026, 07:59 PM
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Ollie mate, how many brews did you smash?
post 10000190993 05-29-2026, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted By LeaveIt2Stevie
Ollie mate, how many brews did you smash?
I had probably 4 brews and another 5 margaritas. I'm a bit drunk not overly so. But I am def going to smash the waitress girl. In another 6 mo or whenever she becomes legal
post 10000191021 05-29-2026, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
I had probably 4 brews and another 5 margaritas. I'm a bit drunk not overly so. But I am def going to smash the waitress girl. In another 6 mo or whenever she becomes legal
and now he's larping about.. smashing underage girls. you are one weird little incel fuck.
post 10000191030 05-29-2026, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted By BigLeagueBrah
and now he's larping about.. smashing underage girls. you are one weird little incel fuck.
Lol, did you read the part about waiting until she's legal bud?
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
While I agree that I’m slightly behind schedule, May was a great month. I legit went from chubby to sexy in 30 days. And now that it’s bike season, I’ll legit be “hot” by July 1st.
Slightly behind schedule...? You've over a month out because of your bullshit g0yslop diet, inability to quit drinking and ADHD levels of impulse control

You're a fucking joke

There is no cut, you're just getting fatter every week - and you didn't have every 9/10 18 year old in a 60mi radius waving at you the other day as you rode your bike you fucking fraud
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post 10000191040 05-29-2026, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter
Slightly behind schedule...? You've over a month out because of your bullshit g0yslop diet, inability to quit drinking and ADHD levels of impulse control

You're a fucking joke

There is no cut, you're just getting fatter every week - and you didn't have every 9/10 18 year old in a 60mi radius waving at you the other day as you rode your bike you fucking fraud
This is 100% false. My belly shrunk considerably during the month of May, and it's going to be ideal in another 2-3 weeks. I'm legitimately in a position right now where I am being approached by random females to smash. But I'm not happy with this, because I have goals and I'm going to reach them.
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
This is 100% false. My belly shrunk considerably during the month of May, and it's going to be ideal in another 2-3 weeks. I'm legitimately in a position right now where I am being approached by random females to smash. But I'm not happy with this, because I have goals and I'm going to reach them.
You are so full of shit

You were apparently getting approached to smash before the cut started and during the cut

Guarantee you've lost nothing at all the last two months except dignity and self respect
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
Lol, did you read the part about waiting until she's legal bud?
you're posting about smashing 15 year olds. can't even imagine what kind of loser you actually are in real life that you need to larp 24/7 on the misc about all kinds of weird shit
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Originally Posted By BigLeagueBrah
you're posting about smashing 15 year olds. can't even imagine what kind of loser you actually are in real life that you need to larp 24/7 on the misc about all kinds of weird shit
I've never once smashed a 15 year old in my entire life. And you gotta realize the type of girl this is. She's a hood Latina. I honestly thought she was like 19 by the way she acts. I wouldn't be shocked if she's already smashed like 10 dudes by the way she acts. This isn't some innocent girl, she's way ahead of her years, and she initiated with me.
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Originally Posted By LargePeter
You are so full of shit

You were apparently getting approached to smash before the cut started and during the cut

Guarantee you've lost nothing at all the last two months except dignity and self respect
This past month was literally my best month of body recomp in my entire life. And I wasn't even able to bike until the last 10 days.

I'm going to be an absolute unit in another 30 days.
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