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Beautiful Day Out: Should I go drink 8-10 beers at happy hour today?
05-29-2026, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Naturally u can have ur pick of any of them
There are 3 25ish year old girl ripping shots of tequila. Should I smash?
05-29-2026, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Orsonswells⏩
lol im confident that I could. Not sure I’m in the correct mindset to go sit at their picnic table and start laying on the charm though. But they’re all wearing skirts and def down for something.
Naturally u can have ur pick of any of them
05-29-2026, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
have the beers and chips and salsa started to fill out the muscle bellies yet?
There are 3 25ish year old girl ripping shots of tequila. Should I smash?
should be an easy pull if so
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05-29-2026, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
My muscles are looking fucking juicy right now. Veins already popping out. There would be zero issues with being attractive enough to pull right now.
have the beers and chips and salsa started to fill out the muscle bellies yet?
should be an easy pull if so
should be an easy pull if so
05-29-2026, 03:33 PM
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05-29-2026, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
lol I was actually going to do it but they left. Caught them looking inside at me a couple times. One was perfect afternoon smash material.
post some creep shots
05-29-2026, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Of course...They've had a crush on you for years.
There are 3 25ish year old girl ripping shots of tequila. Should I smash?
I know you're going to have to decline their offer to smash though.. as you have a 8 am meeting tmr morning with a client trying to buy a 5 mill dollar home you've been listing.
Heard he's even offering his daughter up as part of the package.
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05-29-2026, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩
lol I only have an 11am personal training session tomorrow.
Of course...They've had a crush on you for years.
I know you're going to have to decline their offer to smash though.. as you have a 8 am meeting tmr morning with a client trying to buy a 5 mill dollar home you've been listing.
Heard he's even offering his daughter up as part of the package.
I know you're going to have to decline their offer to smash though.. as you have a 8 am meeting tmr morning with a client trying to buy a 5 mill dollar home you've been listing.
Heard he's even offering his daughter up as part of the package.
But these hoes we’re ready and willing.
05-29-2026, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
lol I was actually going to do it but they left. Caught them looking inside at me a couple times. One was perfect afternoon smash material.

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05-29-2026, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
lol I was actually going to do it but they left. Caught them looking inside at me a couple times. One was perfect afternoon smash material.

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05-29-2026, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Nah it’s true. Theres a reason I come to this bar. It pulls in the local quasi sloots.
05-29-2026, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
There are guys who talk about puss and guys who get puss. All you do is talk.
Nah it’s true. Theres a reason I come to this bar. It pulls in the local quasi sloots.
And nice to see your old avatar back since you had to stop using Gordon's. That was lame as fuck.
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05-29-2026, 04:00 PM
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The young hood Mexican waitress girl who I’ve been friendly with came up and started chatting me up. I eventually asked her age, “15”.
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05-29-2026, 05:01 PM
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get a buzz going and then come back and type up a new LARP story for us brah
05-29-2026, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Figures. Toker 2.0.
The young hood Mexican waitress girl who I’ve been friendly with came up and started chatting me up. I eventually asked her age, “15”.
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05-29-2026, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Fuck me
I actually had a great week for the cut. Rode about 70 miles on my bike and also lifted 4x and did incline walk on all of the days that I didn't ride. I need a day of break, and will be back at the gym tomorrow for personal training hangover or not.
The month of May was fantastic for my cut. Still a bit of belly fat left to go, but I'm going to be legit shredded in like 30 more days.
The month of May was fantastic for my cut. Still a bit of belly fat left to go, but I'm going to be legit shredded in like 30 more days.
5 weeks ago you were gonna be shredded in 6 weeks
You are not getting shredded if you're consuming alcohol you stupid prick
7 calories per gram of a poison that will completely shut your metabolic processes down, in addition to fucking with your test, will do nothing positive for the cut at all
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05-29-2026, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
While I agree that I’m slightly behind schedule, May was a great month. I legit went from chubby to sexy in 30 days. And now that it’s bike season, I’ll legit be “hot” by July 1st.
Fuck me
5 weeks ago you were gonna be shredded in 6 weeks
You are not getting shredded if you're consuming alcohol you stupid prick
7 calories per gram of a poison that will completely shut your metabolic processes down, in addition to fucking with your test, will do nothing positive for the cut at all
5 weeks ago you were gonna be shredded in 6 weeks
You are not getting shredded if you're consuming alcohol you stupid prick
7 calories per gram of a poison that will completely shut your metabolic processes down, in addition to fucking with your test, will do nothing positive for the cut at all
05-29-2026, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
Excuse me sir, it's Dominos he partakes in
not to mention this fat bald fuck sits around eating Arby's BOGO sandwiches, KFC, Pizza Hut while Larping on MISC 24/7/365.
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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05-29-2026, 07:59 PM
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Ollie mate, how many brews did you smash?
05-29-2026, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted By LeaveIt2Stevie⏩
I had probably 4 brews and another 5 margaritas. I'm a bit drunk not overly so. But I am def going to smash the waitress girl. In another 6 mo or whenever she becomes legal
Ollie mate, how many brews did you smash?
05-29-2026, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
and now he's larping about.. smashing underage girls. you are one weird little incel fuck.
I had probably 4 brews and another 5 margaritas. I'm a bit drunk not overly so. But I am def going to smash the waitress girl. In another 6 mo or whenever she becomes legal
05-29-2026, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted By BigLeagueBrah⏩
Lol, did you read the part about waiting until she's legal bud?
and now he's larping about.. smashing underage girls. you are one weird little incel fuck.
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Slightly behind schedule...? You've over a month out because of your bullshit g0yslop diet, inability to quit drinking and ADHD levels of impulse control
While I agree that I’m slightly behind schedule, May was a great month. I legit went from chubby to sexy in 30 days. And now that it’s bike season, I’ll legit be “hot” by July 1st.
You're a fucking joke
There is no cut, you're just getting fatter every week - and you didn't have every 9/10 18 year old in a 60mi radius waving at you the other day as you rode your bike you fucking fraud
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05-29-2026, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
This is 100% false. My belly shrunk considerably during the month of May, and it's going to be ideal in another 2-3 weeks. I'm legitimately in a position right now where I am being approached by random females to smash. But I'm not happy with this, because I have goals and I'm going to reach them.
Slightly behind schedule...? You've over a month out because of your bullshit g0yslop diet, inability to quit drinking and ADHD levels of impulse control
You're a fucking joke
There is no cut, you're just getting fatter every week - and you didn't have every 9/10 18 year old in a 60mi radius waving at you the other day as you rode your bike you fucking fraud
You're a fucking joke
There is no cut, you're just getting fatter every week - and you didn't have every 9/10 18 year old in a 60mi radius waving at you the other day as you rode your bike you fucking fraud
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
You are so full of shit
This is 100% false. My belly shrunk considerably during the month of May, and it's going to be ideal in another 2-3 weeks. I'm legitimately in a position right now where I am being approached by random females to smash. But I'm not happy with this, because I have goals and I'm going to reach them.
You were apparently getting approached to smash before the cut started and during the cut
Guarantee you've lost nothing at all the last two months except dignity and self respect
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
you're posting about smashing 15 year olds. can't even imagine what kind of loser you actually are in real life that you need to larp 24/7 on the misc about all kinds of weird shit
Lol, did you read the part about waiting until she's legal bud?
05-29-2026, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted By BigLeagueBrah⏩
I've never once smashed a 15 year old in my entire life. And you gotta realize the type of girl this is. She's a hood Latina. I honestly thought she was like 19 by the way she acts. I wouldn't be shocked if she's already smashed like 10 dudes by the way she acts. This isn't some innocent girl, she's way ahead of her years, and she initiated with me.
you're posting about smashing 15 year olds. can't even imagine what kind of loser you actually are in real life that you need to larp 24/7 on the misc about all kinds of weird shit
05-29-2026, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
This past month was literally my best month of body recomp in my entire life. And I wasn't even able to bike until the last 10 days.
You are so full of shit
You were apparently getting approached to smash before the cut started and during the cut
Guarantee you've lost nothing at all the last two months except dignity and self respect
You were apparently getting approached to smash before the cut started and during the cut
Guarantee you've lost nothing at all the last two months except dignity and self respect
I'm going to be an absolute unit in another 30 days.
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