Gordon is a near 70 miserable old man who never married and has zero kids.

His main accomplishment in his daily activies are him coping that he saved $5 on a steak, or that he saved $10 on his cell phone plan. Those are in only pleasures in his sad life.

You can tell hes a cheap ass who would never tip as well.

Hes also delusional in that he thinks he looks youthful when in reality he looks older than his age. His skin is like leather with sunspots all over and his face is sagging but deludes himself hes healthy because he eats yogurt and protein bars. Silencespeaks even commented one time asking if hes an alcoholic because he looks like one.

Believe it or not hes actually the most delusoonal miscer on here. A total creep and miserable man





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