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post 10000243099 07-03-2026, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
I took her to the grocery store and she kept talking to strangers
Yeah that’s perfect then. Bring her to a bar and when she’s interacting with other people- just leave.

Also- I don’t understand why you are taking her places 😆 especially the grocery store
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post 10000243100 07-03-2026, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
No intention of smashing



Good idea but fml I think this girl is an alcoholic

Need to figure out a way to leave srs

But I don’t want to insult her or be rude
u went home with her and didn't smash? did you buy her coffee?
post 10000243104 07-03-2026, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne
Yeah that’s perfect then. Bring her to a bar and when she’s interacting with other people- just leave.

Also- I don’t understand why you are taking her places 😆 especially the grocery store
I’m just trying to be a nice guy

But this girl is sloppy … I’m gonna make sure she falls asleep and then just leave

The reason I took her to grocery store was cause she wanted more booze which was a bad idea lol
post 10000243107 07-03-2026, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
Hold on..... You went home with a chick and haven't smashed? Lol, yeah get the fuck out of there then
He said he tried last night but she told him she didn't want a one night stand. That's why she dragging him all over the place now.
post 10000243110 07-03-2026, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29
He said he tried last night but she told him she didn't want a one night stand. That's why she dragging him all over the place now.
this sounds like true love in the making. Mirin.
post 10000243111 07-03-2026, 08:22 PM
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you walked that little fufu dog for her
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post 10000243113 07-03-2026, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
I’m just trying to be a nice guy

But this girl is sloppy … I’m gonna make sure she falls asleep and then just leave

The reason I took her to grocery store was cause she wanted more booze which was a bad idea lol
Stop trying to be a nice guy. Be yourself. Do you want to be that kind of “nice guy”.
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post 10000243116 07-03-2026, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne
Stop trying to be a nice guy. Be yourself. Do you want to be that kind of “nice guy”.
All I want to do is go home srs
post 10000243117 07-03-2026, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
All I want to do is go home srs
Then go home. You’re leading her on lol. She probably thinks you’re trying to commit to her if you’re walking her dog and shit.
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post 10000243120 07-03-2026, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne
Then go home. You’re leading her on lol. She probably thinks you’re trying to commit to her if you’re walking her dog and shit.
I gotta go home in a stealthy way tho

I’m not trying to lead anyone on srs

But this girl is buckled and I feel like if I just left she would lose it on me
post 10000243122 07-03-2026, 08:35 PM
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Get your balls out of her purse. Wtf are you doing son!!?🤦🏾‍♂️
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post 10000243124 07-03-2026, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
I’m just trying to be a nice guy

But this girl is sloppy … I’m gonna make sure she falls asleep and then just leave

The reason I took her to grocery store was cause she wanted more booze which was a bad idea lol
Dude, you're such a fucking pussy. Just get the fuck out of there. Who cares about some random sloppy hoe.

I would recommend saying something like, "So are we going to fuck or not?" Then when she says, "no", then you respond, "Ok, well I'm gettin the fuck out of here then, take care"
post 10000243125 07-03-2026, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
Should I just abandon it and go home?


I dunno ...skeptical...why would a stranger let a stranger walk her dog? that seems kinda crazy, esp if purebred.
post 10000243133 07-03-2026, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
Dude, you're such a fucking pussy. Just get the fuck out of there. Who cares about some random sloppy hoe.

I would recommend saying something like, "So are we going to fuck or not?" Then when she says, "no", then you respond, "Ok, well I'm gettin the fuck out of here then, take care"
We have mutual friends

My buddy introduced me
post 10000243140 07-03-2026, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
Dude, you're such a fucking pussy. Just get the fuck out of there. Who cares about some random sloppy hoe.

I would recommend saying something like, "So are we going to fuck or not?" Then when she says, "no", then you respond, "Ok, well I'm gettin the fuck out of here then, take care"
Some of my boys just told me to link

I may go do it srs
post 10000243141 07-03-2026, 08:55 PM
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Just bounce. Especially if you haven't banged. You're not even obligated to do the pretend to be polite act like you would after a one time smash
post 10000243143 07-03-2026, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted By JeepBruh
Just bounce. Especially if you haven't banged. You're not even obligated to do the pretend to be polite act like you would after a one time smash
I legit don’t even wanna bang

Gonna go meet up with the fellas and have a night

Fuck this shit
post 10000243145 07-03-2026, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
I gotta go home in a stealthy way tho

I’m not trying to lead anyone on srs

But this girl is buckled and I feel like if I just left she would lose it on me
Say you don’t feel well. Go in the bathroom for like 30 minutes. Come out rubbing your tummy or something. And say you have to go home.
Might give her the ick too which would be beneficial.
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post 10000243147 07-03-2026, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne
Say you don’t feel well. Go in the bathroom for like 30 minutes. Come out rubbing your tummy or something. And say you have to go home.
Might give her the ick too which would be beneficial.
Giving her the ick would be such a good strategy
post 10000243150 07-03-2026, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
Some of my boys just told me to link

I may go do it srs
yeah, I mean just go fuck her if you can. That's why you're there. Otherwise, you should leave.
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What exactly did you do all night with this random drunk woman if not hook up??

Also how are you STILL with her at 10 pm the next day??


Also, please provide a physical description and a rough estimation of her weight.
post 10000243153 07-03-2026, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
yeah, I mean just go fuck her if you can. That's why you're there. Otherwise, you should leave.
I’m making a move now

Leaving and calling an uber

Wish me luck
post 10000243157 07-03-2026, 09:03 PM
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give us a creep pic brah
post 10000243201 07-03-2026, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted By PrimarisIn
give us a creep pic brah
I already left

I apologize for not posting pics but I’ve already been doxed

On another topic do you have some pics of your wife
post 10000243205 07-03-2026, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted By SAND
What exactly did you do all night with this random drunk woman if not hook up??

Also how are you STILL with her at 10 pm the next day??


Also, please provide a physical description and a rough estimation of her weight.
Maybe like 5’6 130 we just made out and then fell asleep and went to the park

It was super gay for sure
post 10000243298 07-03-2026, 11:18 PM
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Now going to some billionaires place I’m 37 and with cousin and they are all like 24

Literally an unc right now
post 10000243304 07-03-2026, 11:25 PM
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Maybe you were drunk and the girl was the dog.

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post 10000243305 07-03-2026, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted By BigNik78
Maybe you were drunk and the girl was the dog.


Just skipped this episode yesterday lol.
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post 10000243306 07-03-2026, 11:35 PM
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Do I even need to say it? Pics of sloot
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