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Thread: Normal guy quotes that make you want to kill yourself (heard throughout the day)

post 1444132991 05-25-2016, 01:54 PM
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Small talk in general bugs pretty bad.
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post 1444133031 05-25-2016, 01:54 PM
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"Another day another dollar" haha wtf? more like another day another slavery.

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post 1444135291 05-25-2016, 02:08 PM
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post 1444141681 05-25-2016, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted By CannibalJester⏩
see sig
lost it at your sig bro, omg
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post 1444142621 05-25-2016, 02:50 PM
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nom saying mayne?
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post 1444142701 05-25-2016, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted By CannibalJester⏩
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Wtf is wrong with saying "have a good one"?
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post 1444143241 05-25-2016, 02:55 PM
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"Just one of those days"

Oh really? Which days are those?
I call it "Celebration". It's sexual, and violent...

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post 1444143491 05-25-2016, 02:57 PM
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"I need a drink"
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post 1444144121 05-25-2016, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By CannibalJester⏩
see sig
have a good one, fella.
sleep tight pupper

Don't wife a ho if she ain't got dat glow crew.
post 1444144651 05-25-2016, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted By XabstractX⏩
"How was your weekend?" As if it matters that it was the weekend. Play and work everyday crew.
sleep tight pupper

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post 1444148291 05-25-2016, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted By StrongFella⏩
The worst (especially in the military) - "Another day in paradise"
This or
"Livin the dream."
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post 1444148751 05-25-2016, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted By EssexBrah⏩
"I need a drink"
Ok this one got me. Makes the person saying it look really immature and needy, like crying out "hey I drink, I'm cool, you want to drink and be cool with me?" When really we all hear "I'm an alcoholic, I need alcohol like a baby needs a bottle."
post 1444149411 05-25-2016, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted By AtomicVeggie⏩
"Happy wife, happy life!"
By far the worst one. I'd rather die than live by that philosophy. And I want to punch cucks who say it in the face.
post 1444149931 05-25-2016, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Deftones3⏩
Sometimes I feel like if the government just nuked all the people stuck in the rat race it'd be for their own good
Ya - cause all those people working everyday don't provide anything to the community/civilization.

All those IT people? No more internet. No more technology.

Those people who work in automotive industry? No more cars.

Ya, we all should just go back to owning our own little farms with our own livestock. Learn how to become lumberjack and architect to build our own houses. Also need to learn how to blacksmith to make our own tools. Cause ya, fuk those blacksmiths working the rat race. ALso need to become a miner so we can go get the metals.

Gym employees and personal trainers should just fukkin quit so they aren't in the race anymore.

It's a fukked up reality to slave and work, but you know what? I love my comforts of this civilization. I love my car, going to a gas station to fill up. Going to the supermarket to get food and alcohol.

If people stopped working in the "rat race" then what else we gunna do?

Waiting for your new world hipster thought process.
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post 1444150481 05-25-2016, 03:42 PM
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post 1444150841 05-25-2016, 03:45 PM
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How was work


You know damn well I hate my job. Why bring it up
post 1444153241 05-25-2016, 04:02 PM
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who gives a ****ing **** what you hate hearing. this place is being overrun with complaining pussies i swear.
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post 1444154841 05-25-2016, 04:15 PM
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post 1444154911 05-25-2016, 04:16 PM
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LOl at now being able to make small talk and blaming it on everyday sayings

how was your weekend is a courteous way of making conversation you weirdos

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post 1444154951 05-25-2016, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted By ~Hades~⏩
who gives a ****ing **** what you hate hearing. this place is being overrun with complaining pussies i swear.
says misc is full of complaining pussies

complains
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post 1444165141 05-25-2016, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted By ~Hades~⏩
who gives a ****ing **** what you hate hearing. this place is being overrun with complaining pussies i swear.
Thats the one mate! Get em tiger! live every moment like its your last!



Have a good one mate.
post 1444166031 05-25-2016, 05:30 PM
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post 1444166071 05-25-2016, 05:31 PM
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My response to everyone contributing in this thread

The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.
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post 1444166291 05-25-2016, 05:32 PM
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post 1444166301 05-25-2016, 05:32 PM
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post 1444166491 05-25-2016, 05:34 PM
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It's weird that pirates would go to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making.
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post 1444166971 05-25-2016, 05:37 PM
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tour is over, time to ldar
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post 1444167101 05-25-2016, 05:38 PM
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Edit: nvm misread op....that's the goat quote
post 1444167601 05-25-2016, 05:42 PM
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did you get that email?

working hard, or hardly working?

it's going
post 1444168381 05-25-2016, 05:48 PM
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Pussy's pussy

Don't call grandma

Riggs, I'm getting too old for this ****
Such is life for Timothy
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