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400lb gorilla gets it brains blown out after kid falls into zoo enclosure.
05-29-2016, 05:03 AM
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I fuking hate humans so much. Literally cancer to the world
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Originally Posted By GingerBrah84⏩
calm down little hipsterI fuking hate humans so much. Literally cancer to the world
05-29-2016, 05:06 AM
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Gorilla sees 100s of humans every day
Prob born in captivity
Kid falls in
Gorilla is all "what's up brah?" "Thanks for visiting, let's get you out this water" "whys everyone yelling?"
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Shot dead
Prob born in captivity
Kid falls in
Gorilla is all "what's up brah?" "Thanks for visiting, let's get you out this water" "whys everyone yelling?"
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Shot dead
05-29-2016, 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Eskimo⏩
that mother needs to be fined her fuking ass off. How can u not watch ur fuking son next to the gorilla enclosure. Bet its a single mom tooGorilla sees 100s of humans every day
Prob born in captivity
Kid falls in
Gorilla is all "what's up brah?" "Thanks for visiting, let's get you out this water" "whys everyone yelling?"
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Shot dead
Prob born in captivity
Kid falls in
Gorilla is all "what's up brah?" "Thanks for visiting, let's get you out this water" "whys everyone yelling?"
.....
Shot dead
05-29-2016, 05:19 AM
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americans when will they learn
05-29-2016, 05:19 AM
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Lets be serious for a moment, why is it every time one of these videos surface the kunt recording has a potato camera. This is 2016... no one would have anything this chit...
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05-29-2016, 05:20 AM
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I always thought gorillas were docile towards humans? i mean you always see videos of those people doing gorilla walks in the jungle and getting up real close to them, they never hurt humans.
That one looked like he was just looking after the kid? i'm confused at why you'd need to kill it
That one looked like he was just looking after the kid? i'm confused at why you'd need to kill it
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05-29-2016, 05:20 AM
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I hate apes because they freak me out but that gorilla wasn't doing anything. They couldn't just send the zookeeper to get the kid?
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05-29-2016, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted By 5htp⏩
these days you cant even smile at kids that arent yours.Cheeky mod looked like he was being pretty gentle with the kid as well.
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05-29-2016, 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted By BasketballBreh⏩
the kid needs to be put into a dofferent home.that mother needs to be fined her fuking ass off. How can u not watch ur fuking son next to the gorilla enclosure. Bet its a single mom too
red because i dont think the usa should apologize for the nuclear bombing of japan.
05-29-2016, 05:33 AM
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Fuken mongs I swear. Lets us be real tea. Everyone who has had kids, knows how easy it is for them to disappear off. BUT JUST ILMFAO at letting it happen in a fuking zoo.
Also, why the fuk do these retards start shouting at the kid and gorilla? The Gorilla isn't fuking retarded, it's a little boy, he's probably not going to do chit provided he doesn't feel threatened. If you're shouting, there is a good bet he will feel threatened.
If I fell in there though, he'd pick up my test, and then rip me to pieces.
Then again, if I was the boys parents, i'd unload a whole clip into the gorillas azz to protect meh kiddy.
Also, why the fuk do these retards start shouting at the kid and gorilla? The Gorilla isn't fuking retarded, it's a little boy, he's probably not going to do chit provided he doesn't feel threatened. If you're shouting, there is a good bet he will feel threatened.
If I fell in there though, he'd pick up my test, and then rip me to pieces.
Then again, if I was the boys parents, i'd unload a whole clip into the gorillas azz to protect meh kiddy.
05-29-2016, 05:35 AM
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Pretty sure it's the chimps that are kunts and very random and you have to watch out for chimps. I always thought gorillas were chill just sitting and eating all day, wrestling with their mates and then make sweet love to their girlfriend at the end of the day. Don't think i've ever heard of a gorilla killing someone randomly
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Reminded me of this, millions of animals get slaughtered everyday and no one bats an eye, but if the animal is beautiful or has a name people lose their chit.
It's all phucked up don't get me wrong, but I just lol at the hypocrisy of it.
It's all phucked up don't get me wrong, but I just lol at the hypocrisy of it.
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Originally Posted By Didlid⏩
unpredictable situation, zero risk should be taken, shoot the gorilla. do you think the zoo wants to kill its own animal and lose money? just lol. i hope i don't have to fight beside you in ww3: 'take the shot bro he's too close to the school now with that bomb' 'oh but maybe we should try talking to him first, we might convince him there's not really 72 virgins waiti.... BOOM. You just killed 40 children. Congrats.I always thought gorillas were docile towards humans? i mean you always see videos of those people doing gorilla walks in the jungle and getting up real close to them, they never hurt humans.
That one looked like he was just looking after the kid? i'm confused at why you'd need to kill it
That one looked like he was just looking after the kid? i'm confused at why you'd need to kill it
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Originally Posted By Gijss⏩
Nah OP would have been shouting 'absolutely haram' or 'fist yourself' or doing his best Charlton Heston planet of the apes laugh impression.so if it was your kid you wouldnt allow them to shoot the gorilla?
Then he would have came home and bragged about how his kid got killed by a gorilla, and how alpha he was searching for reps., followed by random ironic posting about how miscer said are losers.
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05-29-2016, 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted By abroom⏩
Yea you're so right. Killing a critically endangered silverback and slaughtering a cow breed specifically for food is completely the same thing... Retard.Holy phucking lol at the hypocrisy of some people, millions of animals get slaughtered everyday but if the animal is beautiful or has a name people lose their chit.
Reminded me of this.
Reminded me of this.
If this was my call I would of had the Gorilla tranquilized, if it killed the child before it could take effect, so be it.
Order of blame IMO goes
Mother - Not looking after her 3 year old child, should have to pay back every cent it cost to care for that Gorilla and have her child taken away.
Zoo - What kind of idiots build an enclosure a 3 year old can get into, Zoo management should be sacked and they should loose their license to hold dangerous animals until the whole place gets renovated with adequate saftey standards, and with a better standard of living for the animals.
Obama - There should be regulated safety standards for this kind of thing, Obama should be fed to the Gorillas family as payment for their loss.
05-29-2016, 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted By pellekuling⏩
Yeah mate chimps are dodgy as fuk, gorillas just seem like big chill alphas, at worst it looked like he was gonna give the kid a mother of all wedgies..Pretty sure it's the chimps that are kunts and very random and you have to watch out for chimps. I always thought gorillas were chill just sitting and eating all day, wrestling with their mates and then make sweet love to their girlfriend at the end of the day. Don't think i've ever heard of a gorilla killing someone randomly
Dumb bitch mother needs a slap and a massive fine, how much is a gorilla worth to a zoo? Tens if not hundreds of thousands I bet.
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Originally Posted By GingerBrah84⏩
Gun aviI fuking hate humans so much. Literally cancer to the world
05-29-2016, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Eskimo⏩
Poor bastard. What a damn shame!Gorilla sees 100s of humans every day
Prob born in captivity
Kid falls in
Gorilla is all "what's up brah?" "Thanks for visiting, let's get you out this water" "whys everyone yelling?"
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Shot dead
Prob born in captivity
Kid falls in
Gorilla is all "what's up brah?" "Thanks for visiting, let's get you out this water" "whys everyone yelling?"
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Shot dead
05-29-2016, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted By White-Belt⏩
Nah OP would have been shouting 'absolutely haram' or 'fist yourself' or doing his best Charlton Heston planet of the apes laugh impression.
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That's really unfortunate and an extreme action to take because if the gorilla was going to be aggressive, it already would have done so before the film could have focused. Especially since it wasn't a wild gorilla that sees humans on a regular basis. And tranquilizers exist. I'd be more worried about a chimpanzee than a gorilla because those SOBs can go nuts if they get a semi and you look at them wrong.
Definitely some sh*t parenting going on there because those zoo enclosures aredeepand some are even closed up along the top. How in the hell do you let your kid even get a foot down, let alone all the way to the bottom? How bad at parenting do you have to be to not teach your kids to not climb in with the animals? Or was this really a trip after the Jungle Book and the parents neglected to discuss CGI or
Definitely some sh*t parenting going on there because those zoo enclosures aredeepand some are even closed up along the top. How in the hell do you let your kid even get a foot down, let alone all the way to the bottom? How bad at parenting do you have to be to not teach your kids to not climb in with the animals? Or was this really a trip after the Jungle Book and the parents neglected to discuss CGI or
Originally Posted By 5htp⏩
Honestly the thread title + OP confused the hell out of me (it's still early). Also thought it was rude to call him "it" until the subject finally clicked.Cheeky mod looked like he was being pretty gentle with the kid as well.
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this!!! brb kidnap a majestic wild animal and through it in a prison for human amusement....useless kid falls into the prison and the imprisoned animal is murdered.....yay humanity!!! I don't want to lift on this planet anymoreMy kid wouldn't have been in there.
They should have shot the kids bitch mother.
They should have shot the kids bitch mother.
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Somehow I doubt the gorilla would have hurt the kid in any way.The mom sounds like generic fat American mom.
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Originally Posted By anchassybrah⏩
shouldve thrown the mom in to distract the gorilla while someone rescued the kid, srsSomehow I doubt the gorilla would have hurt the kid in any way.The mom sounds like generic fat American mom.
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Originally Posted By TomAnderson⏩
Was about to post this.didnt do that to my ***** Jambo!!!!
For people that don't know the story
In a similar incident in 1986 on the island of Jersey, a Crown dependency of the UK, a five-year-old boy fell into a gorilla enclosure.
He lost consciousness and a silverback gorilla called Jambo famously stood guard over him, protecting him from other gorillas and stroking his back. When the boy came round he started to cry and the gorillas retreated, allowing keepers to rescue the child, Levan Merritt.
A life-sized statue of Jambo fetched 18,000 ($26,000) at auction and he even appeared on Jersey stamps.
He lost consciousness and a silverback gorilla called Jambo famously stood guard over him, protecting him from other gorillas and stroking his back. When the boy came round he started to cry and the gorillas retreated, allowing keepers to rescue the child, Levan Merritt.
A life-sized statue of Jambo fetched 18,000 ($26,000) at auction and he even appeared on Jersey stamps.
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Originally Posted By NasStan⏩
Sickening to think that this kind-hearted gorilla of literal peace would have been blasted in the face by cops if it happened in AmericaWas about to post this.
For people that don't know the story:
In a similar incident in 1986 on the island of Jersey, a Crown dependency of the UK, a five-year-old boy fell into a gorilla enclosure.
He lost consciousness and a silverback gorilla called Jambo famously stood guard over him, protecting him from other gorillas and stroking his back. When the boy came round he started to cry and the gorillas retreated, allowing keepers to rescue the child, Levan Merritt.
For people that don't know the story:
In a similar incident in 1986 on the island of Jersey, a Crown dependency of the UK, a five-year-old boy fell into a gorilla enclosure.
He lost consciousness and a silverback gorilla called Jambo famously stood guard over him, protecting him from other gorillas and stroking his back. When the boy came round he started to cry and the gorillas retreated, allowing keepers to rescue the child, Levan Merritt.

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