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post 1447454683 06-13-2016, 01:34 PM
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I have another one

"I would have done a better job, if it didn't feel like I was having sex with a pillow"

Op there was a million things you could have said u dun fuked up
post 1447454813 06-13-2016, 01:35 PM
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post 1447454903 06-13-2016, 01:35 PM
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You lost that exchange. Keep the head down and ignore it until it dies off.
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post 1447455163 06-13-2016, 01:37 PM
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Being bad at sex implies you have had sex op

you're doing better than 3/4 of the misc
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post 1447455213 06-13-2016, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By DudeFromFL⏩
or 'and yet you still take it in the azz like those tickets'

cmon bruh, it ain hard. Shouldn't even be messing with coworkers to begin with.
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post 1447456093 06-13-2016, 01:41 PM
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Learn from this OP... Don't chit where you eat.
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post 1447456713 06-13-2016, 01:45 PM
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Some of the suggested responses would just make you come across as butthurt and genuinely offended (which you were but still). I mean you're really suggesting he calls her out for having a foul snatch in front of friends and colleagues?? He's a grown-up ffs.

If you wanted to hit her back then something smartass and cutting like "Well I save my best stuff for girls I wanna f*ck twice". Or better still just brush it off with something silly like "Hey I do so know how to have sex, I'll show ya! I'll show any of ya!"

But now it's too late for a witty response and you're just the bad sex guy. Too bad OP :/
post 1447456753 06-13-2016, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Cliffs:
-Know this girl from work
-hooked up with once a while back not dating 1 time thing
-go out with bunch of coworkers last night for dinner
-pretty close group they all know I've hooked up with her
-joking around as a group making fun of each other
-OP joking makes fun of girls driving skills cause she's always getting pulled over
-Girl responds "don't care what you say. You don't even know how to have sex right."
-Entire table busts out laughing
-OP so embarrassed doesn't say much rest of the night


Everybody keeps giving me tips at work today. I want to die
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post 1447456943 06-13-2016, 01:47 PM
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LOL Miscers. You don't bring up anything insulting or some stupid misc saying in these situations with your coworkers. Christ, don't be a a'hole.

Say something harmless like "I thought it was pretty awesome" or "Haha, are you sure you're thinking of me?" and move on so you don't seem like a weirdo sitting there in silence like you agree with with she said.
post 1447456993 06-13-2016, 01:47 PM
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yeah if u came back with something real witty on the spot about her vag or how she looks naked or about her weight, you woulda won the exchange and not have all this anxiety.


its over now tho boyo enjoy LOL....don't sleep w co workers
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post 1447457213 06-13-2016, 01:48 PM
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Bob and weave, OP.

Then give her some quick jabs:

'Yeah, you really gave me a hard time, can't believe I actually finished'

'Haven't had sex with a starfish before so cut me some slack'


If you like, follow up with some wild uppercuts:

'Sorry, should've told you I'm more of a tits guy' (hits home errytim)

'The face you were making threw me off, lol.'
Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Cliffs:
-Know this girl from work
-hooked up with once a while back not dating 1 time thing
-go out with bunch of coworkers last night for dinner
-pretty close group they all know I've hooked up with her
-joking around as a group making fun of each other
-OP joking makes fun of girls driving skills cause she's always getting pulled over
-Girl responds "don't care what you say. You don't even know how to have sex right."
-Entire table busts out laughing

strong overreaction from her and the WK coworkers, bunch of bitter pha99ots coping while you got laid and a even more bitter bish who got pumped and dumped
post 1447457613 06-13-2016, 01:50 PM
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Idk if you wanna hit it again but if you do make sure you make her leg shake this time around bud.
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post 1447457723 06-13-2016, 01:50 PM
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op you can't ever let yourself get embarrassed in public. Even doing something like raising your hands and saying "hey now hey now guys, I thought I was hitting the spot tho" while laughing at yourself would have been better. Gotta change situations in which you're being laughed at, into situations where you're being laughed with srs
post 1447457893 06-13-2016, 01:51 PM
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should have shrugged and replied with "if it's good for me, it's good sex"
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post 1447458113 06-13-2016, 01:53 PM
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It is a cheap shot by her and she had to sloot shame herself to do it too.

One response could have been "don't worry ____, I'm sure you'll find someone into,you know whatone day" *wink* and make out she is into some weird filthy stuff
Harsher would "well make sure you take care of thing down there next time and maybe the next guy will have a chance"
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post 1447458613 06-13-2016, 01:55 PM
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Typical girl insult.

You a little uncomfortable with your skills OP?
post 1447459303 06-13-2016, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Worst part is there's a new girl who just started recently that's pretty cute.

She wasn't with us last night but worried with all the jokes being made now at work she's gonna hear I suck at sex
Maybe you'll develop a reputation of sucking so much at sex that every girl will want to experience it. Like the guy with the biggest cock in his social circle kind of thing.
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post 1447459443 06-13-2016, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted By TheSkins⏩
Some of the suggested responses would just make you come across as butthurt and genuinely offended (which you were but still).I mean you're really suggesting he calls her out for having a foul snatch in front of friends and colleagues?? He's a grown-up ffs.

If you wanted to hit her back then something smartass and cutting like "Well I save my best stuff for girls I wanna f*ck twice". Or better still just brush it off with something silly like "Hey I do so know how to have sex, I'll show ya! I'll show any of ya!"

But now it's too late for a witty response and you're just the bad sex guy. Too bad OP :/
Originally Posted By Seatard⏩
LOL Miscers. You don't bring up anything insulting or some stupid misc saying in these situations with your coworkers. Christ, don't be a a'hole.

Say something harmless like "I thought it was pretty awesome" or "Haha, are you sure you're thinking of me?" and move on so you don't seem like a weirdo sitting there in silence like you agree with with she said.
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post 1447459953 06-13-2016, 02:02 PM
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How has nobody asked to describe the sex yet?

Tell us what happened brah.

Was it bad?
post 1447460953 06-13-2016, 02:07 PM
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Missed your chance OP. Proper response would have been (with a cheeky grin).... "I came didn't I? Mission accomplished."
Originally Posted By jamiesays⏩
should have shrugged and replied with "if it's good for me, it's good sex"
Just saw this one lol... that's gold too. ^^^^
post 1447461323 06-13-2016, 02:09 PM
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She can say you're bad at sex but I guarantee she was just laying there the whole time expecting a performance from you. It's like if MJ had an off-game and Scottie Pippen tried telling him he sucks. Well he's still the one putting the team on his back.
post 1447461823 06-13-2016, 02:13 PM
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make a sex tape and play it in a presentation or some chit
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post 1447461873 06-13-2016, 02:13 PM
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oh lawd

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post 1447462233 06-13-2016, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Everybody keeps giving me tips at work today.
Take notes.
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post 1447462483 06-13-2016, 02:16 PM
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You phuked up by not responding/taking it seriously. You should've shook it off like a boss, there are tons of things you could've said. Also, this is what happens when you phuk bishes from work. If you value your job at all you will never phuk sloots from work or even engage in anything but light conversation, especially if it's full of women.
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post 1447462933 06-13-2016, 02:20 PM
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Loss/loss situation TBH. What a kunt she was for going that way, hate that fukin kind of people that just escalate the **** out of tiny/harmless arguments and bring nukes to fist fights just to end the argument early.


The guys are kunts too for siding with her and laughing about it, if i was your friend yeah i would have laughed at the moment, but i would have sided with you because its pathetic as fuk that white knights will repeatedly make fun of you when she was extremely on the wrong for saying such a thing. Even if she's lying, guys dont give a fuk they will bring it up everytime they can because they are insecure ****heads.


And about that whore, srsly just fuking ignore her from now on. If you had replied with something like her being a fat ass, or having an ass full of celulite or someting like that, you would have been known as the douchebag and every ****gtot would have looked down upon you for "insulting her".


Should have replied with "your pussy smelled so bad that i had to rush the whole thing TBH". Yeah you would have won a new enemy at your workplace and she would have made your work life a living hell (knowing females) but at least you would have won that one lol
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post 1447463433 06-13-2016, 02:23 PM
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post 1447464993 06-13-2016, 02:33 PM
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You need thick skin OP. This is the risk you take when you fukk coworkers.
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post 1447465703 06-13-2016, 02:36 PM
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"It's not my fault the hundreds of other guys you've been with have been doing it wrong..."

You messed up when you showed everyone that it bothered you.
post 1447466493 06-13-2016, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By GhenghisPWN⏩
Ignore her for life. Ghost her in person, in texts, etc. only engage her if required for work. She no longer exists in your life.
aka be butthurt

just lol
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