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post 1457818223 08-16-2016, 12:10 AM
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OP when you jizz try and aim through that slooty lip ring.
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post 1457818273 08-16-2016, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted By jizzfarmer⏩
OP when you jizz try and aim through that slooty lip ring.
Strong name to post content ratio

OP brah... will suck dink to learn your secrets (no homo). Plz PM me your pics/profile (they would be safe with me). You can cross out your name
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post 1457818283 08-16-2016, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted By jizzfarmer⏩
OP when you jizz try and aim through that slooty lip ring.
strong post to username ratio
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post 1457819183 08-16-2016, 12:24 AM
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OK OP....

Leap of faith for you to Prime Minister me.... here's my count





Wanting to go balls-deep in Dunja lmao. Hot eastern european chick with big teddies.
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post 1457819653 08-16-2016, 12:31 AM
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ashfrolicious be creepin me out
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post 1457819773 08-16-2016, 12:32 AM
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post 1457819823 08-16-2016, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩
ashfrolicious be creepin me out
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post 1457819923 08-16-2016, 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
when are you giving me a line for this chick, delladovabrah?
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post 1457819993 08-16-2016, 12:36 AM
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What city are you swiping in?

What kind of pictures are you using, blurr out the face and show the misc.

Don't only brag without delivering boyo.
post 1457820183 08-16-2016, 12:38 AM
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I'm confused, is she a fish?
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post 1457820273 08-16-2016, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩
when are you giving me a line for this chick, delladovabrah?
You want me to help you... Mr 2700 matches... send a line? Ok lol..

Try out these classics -




Look here you dumb broad I have a fukking mad crush on you, and I think we need to get together asap. Srs, I've felt like this for a while, I'm not surprised you never noticed, your to busy doing your fukkin hair and makeup, listenin to Ke$ha n shiit. Hit me back when you get this and let me know what you think.
Peace, bish


Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.


Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?


I would run a 10 mile marathon with 20 lb weights strapped around each ankle with a small asian man strapped to my back shouting insults at me while whipping the back of my head while a midget on a moped follows me with a paintball gun that's shooting frozen paintballs at my nether regions only to be greeted by a pack of wild hyenas that I have to kill with my bare hands blind folded just shake hands with the janitor that cleaned your high school classroom at the end of it all


Hello heavenly blessed beauty whose inner beauty and outter beauty is simply divine and everlasting, Yours is an ancient beauty, the kind of muse that inspired Omar Khayyam or the Chauraspanchasika. Surely it was an angel like you who wooed Odysseus as he stood tied to the mast or whose light burst from the balcony that inspired Romeo... to song.
Oh be my muse, fair princess and we shall teach the generations to come how to love

Would spend 2 years eating junk food and becoming 400lb then climb Mt. Everest without training with a broken leg and 2 octopii attacking each of my arms just to get to spend 30 seconds in the same salon as where you get your hair cut
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post 1457820443 08-16-2016, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
You want me to help you... Mr 2700 matches... send a line? Ok lol..

Try out these classics -




Look here you dumb broad I have a fukking mad crush on you, and I think we need to get together asap. Srs, I've felt like this for a while, I'm not surprised you never noticed, your to busy doing your fukkin hair and makeup, listenin to Ke$ha n shiit. Hit me back when you get this and let me know what you think.
Peace, bish


Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.


Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?


I would run a 10 mile marathon with 20 lb weights strapped around each ankle with a small asian man strapped to my back shouting insults at me while whipping the back of my head while a midget on a moped follows me with a paintball gun that's shooting frozen paintballs at my nether regions only to be greeted by a pack of wild hyenas that I have to kill with my bare hands blind folded just shake hands with the janitor that cleaned your high school classroom at the end of it all


Hello heavenly blessed beauty whose inner beauty and outter beauty is simply divine and everlasting, Yours is an ancient beauty, the kind of muse that inspired Omar Khayyam or the Chauraspanchasika. Surely it was an angel like you who wooed Odysseus as he stood tied to the mast or whose light burst from the balcony that inspired Romeo... to song.
Oh be my muse, fair princess and we shall teach the generations to come how to love

Would spend 2 years eating junk food and becoming 400lb then climb Mt. Everest without training with a broken leg and 2 octopii attacking each of my arms just to get to spend 30 seconds in the same salon as where you get your hair cut
copypstas really? fukin cringe.
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post 1457820523 08-16-2016, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩
copypstas really? fukin cringe.
You could also try this more cutesy line, which DOES work -

http://www.mandatory.com/2015/02/23/...t-works-every/

Hey

Pancakes or waffles?

-await response-

Tea of coffee?

-await response-

Eggs or Bacon?

-await response-

Congratulations! Your application to be "your name" future ex-wife has been submitted. Press 0 to be disconnected, or enter your phone number to continue


Proof -











It's flirty, a bit silly etc and chicks like talking chit about themselves.
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post 1457820553 08-16-2016, 12:45 AM
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anyone here ever received a BJ from a girl with a lip ring? how was it?
post 1457821873 08-16-2016, 01:12 AM
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Get your dick wet.
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post 1457822373 08-16-2016, 01:21 AM
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OP uses pics of Trump for his profile, all women want the true alpha male
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post 1457822763 08-16-2016, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
You could also try this more cutesy line, which DOES work -

http://www.mandatory.com/2015/02/23/...t-works-every/

Hey

Pancakes or waffles?

-await response-

Tea of coffee?

-await response-

Eggs or Bacon?

-await response-

Congratulations! Your application to be "your name" future ex-wife has been submitted. Press 0 to be disconnected, or enter your phone number to continue


Proof -











It's flirty, a bit silly etc and chicks like talking chit about themselves.
yup, can confirm this chit does work.
post 1457823183 08-16-2016, 01:39 AM
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Tell her that's perfect because you have something cool to do up there thursday and should be done in time to take her to dinner.
post 1457823513 08-16-2016, 01:48 AM
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Tell her that your ideal day would be spent being suffocated by that beautiful ass as you try to eat your way to her heart with only your tongue
post 1457823553 08-16-2016, 01:48 AM
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OP just post your profile already...































































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post 1457824013 08-16-2016, 01:58 AM
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post 1457824123 08-16-2016, 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted By sickh11⏩
piercings=groce
Tongue piercing = Epic during BJ lmao
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post 1457824693 08-16-2016, 02:09 AM
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[QUOTE=TheTwiglet post_id=1457816843]This. I'm aesthetic as ****, but 2k matches and they all look hot?![/QUOTE][QUOTE=Ashfrolicious post_id=1457816903][IM G]http://i 65.tinypic.com/2iurps9. jpg[/I MG]

Prime minister




[b]Edit:

2710 matches, and they seem hot?? Who the fuk are you, OP? Leonardo DiCaprio?[/b]

I've got ~384 matches, and about 20-30% of them are hot.[/QUOTE]
From the enormous sample size of....[b]ten images[/b]these dip****s have deduced that 2710 women are hot.



LOLWUT?
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post 1457824903 08-16-2016, 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
From the enormous sample size of....ten imagesthese dip****s have deduced that 2710 women are hot.



LOLWUT?
We're just assuming brah, calm down...

I'm sure OP has some beluga whales as his matches too
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Originally Posted By TheTwiglet⏩
This. I'm aesthetic as ****, but 2k matches and they all look hot?!
Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
We're just assuming brah, calm down...

I'm sure OP has some beluga whales as his matches too
You're assuming absolute lunacy and putting someone on a pedestal for no reason at all.
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tfw bots won't even match me
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
You're assuming absolute lunacy and putting someone on a pedestal for no reason at all.
Ok.

OP is not getting laid, and getting nowhere with 2700+ matches.
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
You could also try this more cutesy line, which DOES work -

http://www.mandatory.com/2015/02/23/...t-works-every/

Hey

Pancakes or waffles?

-await response-

Tea of coffee?

-await response-

Eggs or Bacon?

-await response-

Congratulations! Your application to be "your name" future ex-wife has been submitted. Press 0 to be disconnected, or enter your phone number to continue

.
Don't care if it has worked for you, that chit is cringe to the max and childish. That's the kind of chat up lines neckbeards and white knights would use.

what happened to normal adult conversation. Jesus Phucking Christ
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
OK OP....

Leap of faith for you to Prime Minister me.... here's my count





Wanting to go balls-deep in Dunja lmao. Hot eastern european chick with big teddies.
is she Serbian?
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Cute + fukked up piercings = guaranteed to be a great lay

Don't fuk this up OP
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