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Thread: Becoming a Chad is impossible

post 1458474323 08-20-2016, 04:04 AM
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Before I got one I was an average balding 5 foot 6 manlet who was recently cucked by his wife. Now I'm living the single life, residing in a studio apartment in the heart of Las Vegas. I slay 10/10s on the reg and life has never been better.

What should you get you may ask ? No it's not a new car, muscles or any of that bs.

You need to get..


An APPLE WATCH.

The most alpha apparel that exists. With generation 2 just around the corner and set to release in 3 weeks, start saving your money now and get one on release. The new model will be completely waterproof so you don't need to worry about getting puss juice on the watch. That was my main fear with gen 1.

Gen 2 is also going to have
-improved battery
-water proof
-Inbuillt GPS
-slightly smaller design

So guys, get in on it. You will slay

Cliffs:
-Get an Apple Watch
-gen 2 just around the corner

Post your favourite pics of alpha men who, without the watch are beta, but with it on their wrist are chads.
post 1458474553 08-20-2016, 04:10 AM
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Lmao OP is a apple watch salesman
sleep tight pupper

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post 1458474673 08-20-2016, 04:14 AM
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Never seen a Chad who wasn't at least 6'2 and had really good face aesthetics. They've literally won the genetic lottery, just like professional athletes who were in the .01% of humans born who had the genetic potential to make it to the top, except chads didn't have to train their whole lives to get there.
post 1458475083 08-20-2016, 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Rwina⏩
Just pretend you are chad
Untill you believe you are chad
If you believe it the hoes will believe it to
aka

Fake it until you make it.
post 1458475583 08-20-2016, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted By swaggsta⏩
I'm no chad, and I have no problem slaying sloots. Maybe not 10s all day everyday, but 6-8s most def.


Think you mean "no problem slaying dudes" you phukn ****ort
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post 1458475713 08-20-2016, 04:42 AM
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Chads are born, not made.
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post 1458476003 08-20-2016, 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted By quadfecta⏩
Never seen a Chad who wasn't at least 6'2 and had really good face aesthetics. They've literally won the genetic lottery, just like professional athletes who were in the .01% of humans born who had the genetic potential to make it to the top, except chads didn't have to train their whole lives to get there.
I know a total chad who is slightly shorter than me, I'm 6'1. He's not even aesthetic, just sorta looks like he lifts with pretty high bodyfat srs. Know other short slayers too, but they only slay IRL. Dunno if they go on Tinder etc. If srs, this is bullchit. Being Chad is about your aura and the vibes you give off.
Without the internet i feel like a small rock on the mountain.

I don't really want my posts on the internet tbh ... I'm just legit addicted to posting ... people become addicted to the internet look it up
post 1458476683 08-20-2016, 05:05 AM
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Originally Posted By UnclRuckus⏩
I know a total chad who is slightly shorter than me, I'm 6'1. He's not even aesthetic, just sorta looks like he lifts with pretty high bodyfat srs. Know other short slayers too, but they only slay IRL. Dunno if they go on Tinder etc. If srs, this is bullchit. Being Chad is about your aura and the vibes you give off.
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no homo
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post 1458476983 08-20-2016, 05:10 AM
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hello from ****li, today I teach u 2 be chad

just fill out dis form and send 2 thousand dolarz






post 1458477043 08-20-2016, 05:11 AM
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Originally Posted By LubitelPelmen⏩
pics?


full homo








































not srs, would never hang out with this manlet ******* and let him kill my alpha vibes
Without the internet i feel like a small rock on the mountain.

I don't really want my posts on the internet tbh ... I'm just legit addicted to posting ... people become addicted to the internet look it up
post 1458477163 08-20-2016, 05:15 AM
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wow congrats on figuring that out
post 1458477343 08-20-2016, 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted By UnclRuckus⏩
not srs, would never hang out with this manlet ******* and let him kill my alpha vibes
lol'd
srs

nah was just wondering how the hell u can look aesthetic with a high bf%
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post 1458477493 08-20-2016, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted By LubitelPelmen⏩
lol'd
srs

nah was just wondering how the hell u can look aesthetic with a high bf%
I mean he's not fat but he doesn't have sick ab definition like a lot of *******s on the misc either. If I posted him here people would probably say DYEL and 'go on a cut', but bitches can tell he lifts in a shirt and that's usually enough. He just projects a positive energy and everyone, including dudes, are always happy to see him. He's like a human puppy.
Without the internet i feel like a small rock on the mountain.

I don't really want my posts on the internet tbh ... I'm just legit addicted to posting ... people become addicted to the internet look it up
post 1458477663 08-20-2016, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted By UnclRuckus⏩
I mean he's not fat but he doesn't have sick ab definition like a lot of *******s on the misc either. If I posted him here people would probably say DYEL and 'go on a cut', but bitches can tell he lifts in a shirt and that's usually enough. He just projects a positive energy and everyone, including dudes, are always happy to see him. He's like a human puppy.
sounds legit

is he attracting those 8 and 9/10s too or only 3/10
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post 1458478323 08-20-2016, 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted By LubitelPelmen⏩
sounds legit

is he attracting those 8 and 9/10s too or only 3/10
Never seen him with a straight 10, but he walks in a room and 7-9's are flocking srs.

Totally changed my mindset when I realized the reason why women like him is the same as why I and my bros like him. He's just always happy and genuinely excited to see you, always enjoys himself and is a laugh in general. It's not about the face or negative canthal tilt or a chiseled jaw or abs or whatever. Sure it helps but it's mainly about how you feel and how you make other people feel.

That's why you never see a negative, angsty, brooding Chad who just stands in the corner and pouts. The dark, silent type only works in movies or if you are legit 0,01% aesthethics.
Without the internet i feel like a small rock on the mountain.

I don't really want my posts on the internet tbh ... I'm just legit addicted to posting ... people become addicted to the internet look it up
post 1458478383 08-20-2016, 05:38 AM
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Ah yes, another MISC thread that breeds discontent and insecurity.

Don't ever change, MISC.
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post 1458478873 08-20-2016, 05:48 AM
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okay seriously, wtf is a chad
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post 1458479413 08-20-2016, 06:00 AM
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Originally Posted By yoked4women⏩
okay seriously, wtf is a chad
If u have to ask, u ain't it bruh
post 1458506423 08-20-2016, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted By heybye⏩
aryan master race checking in
ayeeeee



post 1458507263 08-20-2016, 11:14 AM
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I break into old ladies' homes, steal biscuits from their tins and replace them with sewing materials for maximum grandkid confusion.
post 1458511133 08-20-2016, 11:48 AM
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post 1458511583 08-20-2016, 11:52 AM
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post 1458518153 08-20-2016, 12:48 PM
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GOAT eyes color and hair : Sometimes I wish I was born white.

Nevermind being a Jamal, life hasn't been too harsh on me.
post 1458518353 08-20-2016, 12:50 PM
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post 1458518653 08-20-2016, 12:54 PM
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post 1458518693 08-20-2016, 12:54 PM
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brown eye masterrace checking in
Originally Posted By CityJaeger⏩
GOAT eyes color and hair : Sometimes I wish I was born white.

Nevermind being a Jamal, life hasn't been too harsh on me.
Average whites don't look like the models ITT. Most of us don't have blue eyes either.
post 1458518763 08-20-2016, 12:55 PM
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Guess we dont do the 'no homo' thing anymore
I got this
post 1458518813 08-20-2016, 12:55 PM
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[QUOTE=AGott post_id=1458456743]****ing lol

What do you think the crime demographic statistics would look like if mexicans/arabs weren't considered white, and being "white" was reserved for european descent that look like this?

[img]http://www.dafabetsports.com/en/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Toni-Kroos-Real-Madrid.jpg[img][/QUOTE]Pretty sure child rape stats would be the same.
post 1458518943 08-20-2016, 12:57 PM
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hngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
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