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Originally Posted By JustAGuy94⏩
Inner City Greenville is actually $$$$$$, its a fast growing city with banks establishing corporate locations there.not like it was already valued well
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Someone needs to dress as a clown and lure the other clowns
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Originally Posted By Tuhks⏩
My guess is we are going to see more of these strange clowns spying on people and attempting to lure them.In on clown conspiracy thread
FUUUU what if the clown sightings are a hallucinogenic side affect? It's all this ****ing high fructose corn syrup.
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isn't there a miscer named clowntoucher ayyy lmao. also this is how testifier was born
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This isn't the first time though. Some did this in Long Island a while back. Was also an episode of supernatural
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Originally Posted By CuckoPops⏩
WRONG ANSWER BRAH.time to go NC


Clowns trying to lure children in North Carolina now.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/north-carol...ry?id=41912407
The first occurred in Forsyth County around 11 p.m. on Monday.A woman reported a clown wielding a machete tried to lure her into the woodsnear Phelps Drive and Morrell Road near Walkertown, according to Forsyth County Chief Deputy Brad Stanley.
The woman said themale clown had red bushy hair and a red nose, and was wearing black gloves, a black tie and white shoes,Stanley said.
The second sighting happened in High Point, where a student reported seeing a man dressed as a clown on the High Point Greenway near Andrews High School Tuesday morning, High Point police Capt. Mike Kirk confirmed to the High Point Enterprise.
The third incident was reported in Greensboro at The Park at Oakridge apartments off Old Oak Ridge Road not far from Interstate 73. A man said he saw a clown near the wooded area behind the complex at about 10 a.m.
Chris Bass told WGHP he lives at the complex with his wife and two children. He was on his balcony when he spotted aman in a white mask, red curly hair, yellow dotted shirt, blue clown pants and clown shoes in the wooded area. Bass tried to chase the clown but could not catch him. He called his actions his "fatherly instinct."
I don't know what the **** is going on but I'm on to something.The woman said themale clown had red bushy hair and a red nose, and was wearing black gloves, a black tie and white shoes,Stanley said.
The second sighting happened in High Point, where a student reported seeing a man dressed as a clown on the High Point Greenway near Andrews High School Tuesday morning, High Point police Capt. Mike Kirk confirmed to the High Point Enterprise.
The third incident was reported in Greensboro at The Park at Oakridge apartments off Old Oak Ridge Road not far from Interstate 73. A man said he saw a clown near the wooded area behind the complex at about 10 a.m.
Chris Bass told WGHP he lives at the complex with his wife and two children. He was on his balcony when he spotted aman in a white mask, red curly hair, yellow dotted shirt, blue clown pants and clown shoes in the wooded area. Bass tried to chase the clown but could not catch him. He called his actions his "fatherly instinct."

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http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/...d-ohio-n641491
A 14-year-old boy heading to a school bus stop Tuesday morning told police he was chased by a black-clad man armed with a knife — and wearing a clown mask, police said.
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We need to meet in SC and form a misc clown seek and destroy team. Be the hero's SC needs and deserves.
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Originally Posted By tmertz⏩
Count me in srsWe need to meet in SC and form a misc clown seek and destroy team. Be the hero's SC needs and deserves.
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Another sighting in High Point NC
Wednesday’s sighting in High Point happened between 8 and 9 a.m. as the 17-year-old girl walked to school, said Capt. Mark Lane of the High Point Police Department.
According to the police report, the student spotted the clown walking through a wooded path between Zelma Avenue and Beaucrest Avenue. The area is about three-tenths of a mile from the high school.
According to the police report, the student spotted the clown walking through a wooded path between Zelma Avenue and Beaucrest Avenue. The area is about three-tenths of a mile from the high school.
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Originally Posted By dcbone30⏩
It actually is lolAnd now all the hard working real clowns are going to be prosecuted for their profession. #ClownLivesMatter
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/...clowns-n644211
The next time Kelly Monfort gets a clowning gig, he'll put on his bright costume, pop a jaunty hat on his head and paint his nose a fun shade of red.
Then he'll call the police and tell them exactly where he's going and what kind of car he's driving.
That's because Monfort, who performs under the nameMr. Twister,lives a half-hour from Greenville, South Carolina, where reports of menacing creeps in clown get-ups stalking the woods have unnerved local residents.
inb4 a clown reaches for a balloon and gets shot.Then he'll call the police and tell them exactly where he's going and what kind of car he's driving.
That's because Monfort, who performs under the nameMr. Twister,lives a half-hour from Greenville, South Carolina, where reports of menacing creeps in clown get-ups stalking the woods have unnerved local residents.
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damn...after hearing this I am buying 50 tickets to that new clown movie. Too freaky.
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Originally Posted By CuckoPops⏩
There is clowns here in NC, better go to Candadatime to go NC


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jesus im gonna have to hug my rifles after reading that
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am I being trolled ITT? obviously its "viral marketing" for IT.
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I'm glad I live in Oakland, where a clown would get shot up for some goofy chit like this
Can't imagine living somewhere near the woods, bunch of back roads, abandoned homes and chit. fuk that
Can't imagine living somewhere near the woods, bunch of back roads, abandoned homes and chit. fuk that
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Originally Posted By jesusxchrist⏩
Sightings in TNUpdates?
After reported clown sightings went viral in Knoxville, police released a statement, saying officers are taking these threats seriously.
http://www.local8now.com/content/new...394313801.htmlSightings in PA
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/r...stigating.html
We know they are mobile too.
Pottsville police received a report that two men, dressed as clowns were yelling at children on Monday night, and then took off in a vehicle.
FUUUUUUUU STAY SAFE UK BRAHS
So, I was a little scared to post this because I didn't think anyone would believe me until Kelly Hill told me that one of her friends just had seen a clown here in London. Amy Gunter And I was out tonight & was headed back home on 192 & saw this. Now, it's not a really good picture because I couldn't stop, there was people behind me. I seriously think this clown thing has gotten out of hand & someone is going to get hurt. Please share this so people around London will know that they are here!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016...united-states/This is getting out of hand brahs, we need to stay on this. I'm following this rabbit hole as deep as it goes.
Mississippi Sightings
"I heard it was a lot of people going around dressed as clowns, terrorizing people," MCC freshman Adrion Gordon says.
"They say they were in the woods, by the girls' dorm down there. They say they were playing basketball on the slab and stuff," MCC freshman Elton Neal says.
http://www.wtok.com/content/news/Rum...394350511.html"They say they were in the woods, by the girls' dorm down there. They say they were playing basketball on the slab and stuff," MCC freshman Elton Neal says.
Arkansas
Police received a call about a clown in the woods behind the Tractor Supply store at 6309 Sheridan Road, DeFoor said. The store is in Pine Bluff, but the area behind it is in White Hall. Officers from both departments responded to the sighting call.
http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2...lown-sigh-1/#/The misc needs to get on this.
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