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Originally Posted By boredFA⏩
I remember most of the really terrible movies I see. It's the 'meh' '5/10' type movies that I forget.Mind = blown how miscers can remember the "worst movie" they have ever seen.
I call it "Celebration". It's sexual, and violent...
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10-04-2016, 12:21 PM
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Scary movie 5
Unbelievable
No fukin clue how it made it to theatres
Edit~ the one w8th Lindsay Lohan
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Unbelievable
No fukin clue how it made it to theatres
Edit~ the one w8th Lindsay Lohan
The girl from Disney and the most alpha man ever Charlie sheen
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Originally Posted By ImpressiveGainz⏩
...and it's not even close. Zero redeeming qualities. None. I have seen it about four times, three of which were to trick other people into watching it. The Room also rates pretty high (low), but nothing approaches Manos. NOTHING.
MST3K fan checking in, loved this movie (because of MST3K, not the movie itself)....and it's not even close. Zero redeeming qualities. None. I have seen it about four times, three of which were to trick other people into watching it. The Room also rates pretty high (low), but nothing approaches Manos. NOTHING.
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any movie with helen hunt as the lead
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Prometheus...
I'm still mad at how disappointing it was
Fffuuuarrrkk
I'm still mad at how disappointing it was
Fffuuuarrrkk
10-04-2016, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted By FannySkelper⏩
Hands down one of the most disappointing movies I've ever seen.Prometheus...
I'm still mad at how disappointing it was
Fffuuuarrrkk
I'm still mad at how disappointing it was
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Not really a contender for 'worst' tho.
I call it "Celebration". It's sexual, and violent...
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10-04-2016, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By FannySkelper⏩
Agreed. A close 2nd for me. Horrible, horrible movie written by the same dickturd who strung everyone along with Lost, only for all of us to find out that he was making it up from week to week and there was no overall thought provoking story arc afterall. Wasted 6 years on that stupid show. Fuark him.Prometheus...
I'm still mad at how disappointing it was
Fffuuuarrrkk
I'm still mad at how disappointing it was
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10-04-2016, 12:32 PM
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I can't pick a worst ...Their so much chit I seen!
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Alien vs predator (only movie I walked out the theater mid film)
Ladder 49
no Country for Old Men ( that's right! This chit was boring as f*ck with the most non intimidating villian ever!)
Paranormal activity 4
400 days
Terminator Salvation
Terminator Genesys
Misc don't watch any of these. Imo they just suck so hard
I can't pick a worst ...Their so much chit I seen!
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Alien vs predator (only movie I walked out the theater mid film)
Ladder 49
no Country for Old Men ( that's right! This chit was boring as f*ck with the most non intimidating villian ever!)
Paranormal activity 4
400 days
Terminator Salvation
Terminator Genesys
Misc don't watch any of these. Imo they just suck so hard
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Originally Posted By GolfPants⏩
I hate that term " so bad it's good"Troll 2 is in the 'so bad it's good' category. Like The Room
As a fan of cinema those movies piss me off
Like we're given a budget and resources to do your absolute best and you Come with this chit
Movies that are THAT bad I wouldnt even rate past a 1 or 2. They don't phucking count
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10-04-2016, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted By MrHydrochloride⏩
I am also a huge cinephile. Would you prefer the term 'unintentional comedy'? Some movies are just so objectively terrible you can't help but laugh and enjoy.I hate that term " so bad it's good"
As a fan of cinema those movies piss me off
Like we're given a budget and resources to do your absolute best and you Come with this chit
Movies that are THAT bad I wouldnt even rate past a 1 or 2. They don't ****n count
As a fan of cinema those movies piss me off
Like we're given a budget and resources to do your absolute best and you Come with this chit
Movies that are THAT bad I wouldnt even rate past a 1 or 2. They don't ****n count
I call it "Celebration". It's sexual, and violent...
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Originally Posted By RudeKong⏩
i actually thought meet the spartans was kind of funny.Meet the Spartans
But worst movies are basically any of the movies that are sci fi channel and The Martian. The martian was so boring, that none of my family wanted to finish it
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Killers At Play. Worst thing I've ever seen put on film.
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thought it would be funny because Mike Myers was in it.
wanted to kill myself in the theatre.
left midway through
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Originally Posted By GolfPants⏩
I'd prefer if those movies didn't exist lolI am also a huge cinephile. Would you prefer the term 'unintentional comedy'? Some movies are just so objectively terrible you can't help but laugh and enjoy.
I like to get into the film as much as possible:
Wait till it gets dark
Popcorn
Cut my phone off
Then the movie is really bad and it just phucks my night up
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Originally Posted By ugottabjoshinme⏩
Joe Dirt is funny. Agreed 100% on the other two though.Good Burger
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The Village. (by M. Night Shyamalan)
If you saw this movie and can say anything besides "it was awful", I question your taste in movies. The blind chick is running through the woods from fake monsters...
If you saw this movie and can say anything besides "it was awful", I question your taste in movies. The blind chick is running through the woods from fake monsters...
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed⏩
Damon lindelof is the worst. Cowboys vs aliens is another example of how he can balls up a good premise.Agreed. A close 2nd for me. Horrible, horrible movie written by the same dickturd who strung everyone along with Lost, only for all of us to find out that he was making it up from week to week and there was no overall thought provoking story arc afterall. Wasted 6 years on that stupid show. Fuark him.
He was attached to the star trek reboots and I'm so glad he left, he would have tanked them.
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Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman: Saw this movie a long time on some cable channel. My mind was literally fuked that someone would show this ****. I could of made a better flick by recording myself taking a dump. The acting was on par with naughty America porn flicks. The entire story was a mindfuk like some 18 year old teenager on bath salts put it together. The main villain was a killer trapped into a snowman, the costume of which was fuking embarrassing. The entire budget of the movie was less than a Rebecca Black video. The camera work looked like a ****ty Paul Davis 70's music video. Also, the actors looked like they were randomly picked up folks from a local home depot. This movie has the potential to do more damage than the Holocaust.
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Tromeo and Juliet is good imo
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Tromeo and Juliet is good imo
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Originally Posted By JMath⏩
Can't believe it took until post 53 for an M Night Shenanigans movie to show up. Dude is straight up garbageThe Village. (by M. Night Shyamalan)
If you saw this movie and can say anything besides "it was awful", I question your taste in movies. The blind chick is running through the woods from fake monsters...
If you saw this movie and can say anything besides "it was awful", I question your taste in movies. The blind chick is running through the woods from fake monsters...
I call it "Celebration". It's sexual, and violent...
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10-04-2016, 02:08 PM
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