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Thread: Penguin Loses It After Coming Home To Find His Wife With Another Man, Bloody Fight

post 1469676271 11-05-2016, 10:16 AM
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post 1469676811 11-05-2016, 10:21 AM
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"She chooses........the homewrecker"

Even penguins sl00t
post 1469677431 11-05-2016, 10:27 AM
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Sneaky male huh?
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post 1469677621 11-05-2016, 10:29 AM
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I cried.
post 1469678311 11-05-2016, 10:34 AM
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unfortunately later that day penguin brah was arrested for assault and also rape, meanwhile the home wrecker is raising his new wife's children.
post 1469679041 11-05-2016, 10:40 AM
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post 1469679911 11-05-2016, 10:47 AM
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fark i was waiting for him to bury both of their asses when they ran away to the borough but didnt happen. That would have been the smart move, cave in their borough.
post 1469680031 11-05-2016, 10:48 AM
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how many more years of evolution will it take before animals literally have the mental level of cognition that humans possessed say even a 100 years ago...

also strong "OMG EVEN IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM" - lol reality check brehs, humans are a part of that. we're no any different than our animal bretheren.

feels go out to pingu gettin his girl all noot nooted up by chad
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post 1469680081 11-05-2016, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
unfortunately later that day penguin brah was arrested for assault and also rape, meanwhile the home wrecker is raising his new wife's children.
And the other 250,000 penguins in the colony were taxed to pay for penguin brah's jail costs and the sloots welfare check.

farking sucks brah when even animal societies are cucked these days.
post 1469680901 11-05-2016, 10:56 AM
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post 1469681481 11-05-2016, 11:02 AM
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Das not it mane
post 1469682281 11-05-2016, 11:10 AM
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Fukking heel maynes ....das not it...das not it.



Came in to have a laugh, leaving angry and feeling helpless for Penguinbrah
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post 1469682511 11-05-2016, 11:13 AM
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time for sum PGTOW bro stay strong don't her her see you cry brah
post 1469682651 11-05-2016, 11:14 AM
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post 1469682701 11-05-2016, 11:15 AM
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lol. marriage they said.

feelbatesman for cuckolded husband.

inb4 married miscers say he chose a sloot penguin and that he needs a high quality gal.
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post 1469683721 11-05-2016, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By 89mahou⏩
inb4 married miscers say he chose a sloot penguin and that he needs a high quality gal.
Well he probably ignored the signs early on.

You know I'll bet her slut friends put her up to it, too.
post 1469683991 11-05-2016, 11:28 AM
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Aw man
post 1469684151 11-05-2016, 11:30 AM
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And that's how a black Knight penguin was born
post 1469684281 11-05-2016, 11:31 AM
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Holy phucking chit I'm almost in tears.
post 1469684571 11-05-2016, 11:33 AM
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cuck miscer....
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post 1469684931 11-05-2016, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Well he probably ignored the signs early on.
lmao. username relevant.

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post 1469686371 11-05-2016, 11:51 AM
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I don't know whos got it worse
the one who gets cheated on or the one who now needs to raise another man's child and become a beta provider ?
I think the one who got cheated on is the winner, he can now get some of those young bishes with youthful flow
post 1469686601 11-05-2016, 11:53 AM
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I love when nature imitates misc

post 1469688361 11-05-2016, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I love when nature imitates misc







We need an entire new thread of stuff like this, where nature imitates misc.
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post 1469688561 11-05-2016, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I love when nature imitates misc

holy Fukkin lol!
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post 1469688641 11-05-2016, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I love when nature imitates misc

Me IRL.
post 1469689101 11-05-2016, 12:19 PM
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"penguins mate for life" apparently meant female penguins sloot for life

that penguin should have bitch slapped the sloot too
Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I love when nature imitates misc

fukin lmao
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post 1469689501 11-05-2016, 12:23 PM
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That was legitimately sad.

Doesn't matter whether it is human or not - females have no soul.
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post 1469690161 11-05-2016, 12:32 PM
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