this.

if ur single and getting less sex than in a relationship

u r hella doing it wrong lol

Its all about perspective i guess. If you have a honest, loyal girl(and you are honest and loyal as well) and support each other through good and bad, then you work as a team. It will only make you better. Most relationships dont seem to work these days because they dont have that kind of foundation.

Yea brahs, your are hella def hella doing that **** hella wrong brahs.

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Hella...

Fapping is like having sex with no consequences, plus I hate people who try to over prioritize their girlfriends. Chad doesn't care whether she's in a relationship, because 90% of the time relationships die anyways.When a girl says she has a boyfriend, I just make a counter argument and say you aren't married and their are no vows.

I can confirm. Last girl turned out to be crazy in the end. Just been smooth sailing by myself since then. I do what I want, when I want, without any nagging about things that I really don't care to do (hang out with her friends). AND, I just saved a chitload of money on my personal activities by switching to Single.

Just means you haven't found a girl you like enough. Can guarantee if a 9/10 supermodel with great personality asked op to be her boyfriend he would say yes after making this thread

Ive been single for my entire adult life. I have the freedom to do what I want when I want, and I would give that up to be with a woman I was attracted to. Must be nice.

bruh, when you see a vagina in real life it will be the happiest day of your life

Or better than that - being able to do such things, while having a girlfriend/FWB

lol. it's not a team, it's you walking forward but now you have to carry her as well and be slowed down.

can you please stfu? I feel like I'm reading the same BS everyday

You on dat dere seminary school time, brah?

Once you move out of your parent's house it gets lonely really quickly. Sure, friends come by and hang out but it's not the same thing. You come home and there's nobody waiting for you.

I can't find any girl that I really connect with or they already have a bf/husband, but I still have my v-card after 24 years because of this and it makes me think if what I'm doing is the right thing.

I can relate. Too many feels

Good luck staying away for more than 6 hours at a time or else it's just sad for the dog. Getting a dog is a pretty big commitment.

Because being in a relationship means the end of your freedom.

Sounds like you guys have never been in a good relationship more than anything tbh

Been single, been with bad gfs, been with good gfs, the latter is definitely the best state to be in.

Wake up to soft naked body next to you, smash.

She cooks you a nice breakfast, blt sandwich with steaming hot dark roast while you shower and get ready for your day. You eat together, stare in her eyes see how much she loves you and how she'd do anything for you.

You go on with your day, 10;27 am you get a text from her "I love you my sweetums <3 <3 <3". You can't help but smile and notice people around you are slightly jealous because you're always in a good mood and gravitate to you.

Lunch time, you go eat with your buddies as they talk about their single life. "We hit the bar last night man, mad chicks." You smile inside. A night of drunken attempts to rope in used up sloots while you were snugly in your bed with your formerly virgin girlfriend who does everything to please you. You notice how tired your friends feel and can't help but feel a pang of sympathy. "You guys should try finding a good girl, there's nothing good coming from the bar sloots". You always try, but the typical response comes. " Oh the married guy giving advice. Let us know how it goes when your girl cheats on you in X months, sloots gonna sloot bro, as soon as someone better comes around she's gone. Don't give us advice, you're whipped, slave to the pussy". You shrug. You expected that. If it makes them feel good about their loneliness, more power to them. "Alright. Anyways, we're planning on going to a cabin this weekend, she'll bring her friends, you guys in?" "Sure, she has some hot friends right? Nice we're gonna get lucky". Yeah right

Back to school/work. You send her a text at 2:42 : " Gonna head to the gym after class/work, i'll be a bit late babe." 3:15 you get a text "Oooh i love it when you come back from the gym smelling all manly, i'm getting wet thinking about it already". The image of your girlfriend's tight, wet pussy pops in your mind and gives you a boner. You fight it down because you need to concentrate but you can't help but smile. She's going to get a good dicking tonight.

6pm you're hitting the gym. You're focused on your reps. The sloot doing RDLs keeps eyeing you but you can't be bothered. Zed's Dead blasting in your Sennheiser headphones, you're a beast, repping 3 more than you did at your last session on your last set. Feeling good, you drink down your protein shake and head home. As you're about to leave the gym, she calls. "How's my strong man doing?" "Bout to head home babe, can't wait to see you" "Ohhh I wonder why" she teases you. She knows full well what's coming and you can hear the excitement in her voice. "Can you bring a bottle of wine on your way home honey?" "Sure babe, need anything else" "No, just my big strong man".

You stop at the wine shop and ask the cashier what would be a good wine for a romantic evening. She eyes you jealously and points embarassedly at a nice looking rose bottle. You tell her thanks and smile at her as she hands you your change. She blushes

You get home at 7:30 pm and there's a delicioius aroma in the air. Your GF is making Paella. You can hear your stomach rumbling. Her paella is simply divine, as is most of her cooking. You notice that you've gained a few pounds lately since she's been cooking more. You make a mental note to yourself to add one more session per week.

You walk in to the kitchen and grab her from behind, plant a steaming kiss on her neck. She smells delicious. She is wearing an apron and nothing else under. You feel your erection get harder and harder. "Oohhh what's this" she says as she grabs your cock. "No no, we gotta eat first" as she turns and plants a full kiss on your lips. She gets a whiff of your musky scent of a man who has been working out hard, and she gets excited too. "My big strong man is finally home. I was lonely" she tells you. You don't reply. You turn her around and stick a finger near her pussy lips. You play around there for a few seconds while she moans. She is dripping wet. Finally she begs you to put it in. You don't think twice. Your pants are on the floor and you are doing her in the kitchen. The sex is mindblowing even though it doesn't last more than 5 minutes. She's already come twice by your sheer manliness and the obvious desire you have for her. You finally nut in her and feel this amazing sense of contentment. She turns and smiles at you. "My my what's gotten into you? Only 5 minutes? Tsk tsk". You shrug. Time to shower.

By the time you come out, the paella is ready. You guys spend a pleasant dinner making plans for the weekend. The paella is delicious.

9pm. You get in bed and start watching a tv show. You're spooning and feeling her supple curves all over you. Halfway through the show, she starts rubbing her ass on you. You tell her to knock it off but she smiles. Her hand is on your cock now. You are erect again. She puts the pc down, takes off our sweatpants and starts sucking your cock. God does it feel good. You can't take it anymore and you get up and lift her and flip her around. Now you're on top of her. You take off her shirt, start licking her nipples, biting her ear, kissing her on the neck and her moans tell you all you need to know. You can feel how wet she is through her underwear. You insert yourself in her and start thrusting rhytmically. God it feels so good. She wraps her arms around you, whispers she loves you. You keep going and going and you feel her nails biting in your back and notice her shudder and spasm. You thrust even harder and spill all your seed inside her.

In the afterglow, she's curled up on your chest, content like only a woman who just had great sex can be. You're enjoying your post sex cigarette, the only one you let yourself have all day as you decided to quit. Your buddies call. "Bro we're at the bar, come on man don't be whipped. Or your girl won't let you come out. You say sure". She's falling asleep. You carry her gently and tell her you're going to play pool with the boys. She trusts you so she only tells you to not stay too late. Seconds later she's sleeping..

10:15 PM You meet your boys at the bar and shoot some pool. There's a group of hot girls but your friends are too scared to approach, so you decide to toss them a bone. You introduce yourself to the girls and ask them if they want to play pool, cause you noticed them eyeing your table. You smile, and you get a good reception. They say sure, but they're not good so you and your friends will have to teach them. One of the girls seems interested and keeps asking you personally to show her how to play. You quickly shut it down by telling her that you're not single, but her interest only seems to redouble. One of those girls who can't take no for an answer. You decide to leave early since you've gotta be up early the next day.

11 PM: You get home and your girl is still sleeping soundly. You undress and get in bed. 5 mins later, her arms are around you and you smile, wondering if any of your friends will get lucky tonight. You fall asleep with your girl in your arms, a feeling of peace, warmth and inner contentment welling up inside you as you do. Today was a good day

this is why I haven't... I often do 10-12 hour days


I need a literal rotter dog that is fine chilling all day, with enough energy to run around after I finally get home

what a fruitcake

I guess I'll start looking up good breeds that are okay with rotting 10 hours at a time til I get home

I once dog sat a greyhound, was fukin miserable

brb run 2 miles with it and even after getting home has endless energy and eats my laptop charger



maybe I'll put the car salesman troll on a leash and tie him to a post in my front yard... will keep the sloots away so I can focus on my career for a solid 6 months while I'm in hibernation mode

A "pocket rat dog" is a great dog to do that, yes, but what grown man wants a really small dog?

And how do they do it when the dog needs to go out for a piss?

inb4 banned for bestiality

I would say that back in the day when the traditional family model existed and you came home to your non whore wife who knew how to cook and knew how to be a women being in a relationship would be goat srs.

But in today's day and age being single is the goat for sure. Women now just smh.

b-but tfw no gf

-consistent banging. no need to go out and get shot down
-just wanna girl to talk to about stuff we both care about. i guess im different than most guys as in if shes not too annoying i can listen to her talk about her day and stuff but not really interested in gossip
-someone whos urs and ur someones
-someone to do everything with. watch movies, hang out, walk, etc.
-someone ur more invested in than anyone else. (EXCEPT YOURSELF. YOU'RE YOUR #1 PRIORITY)
-someone to hold and cuddle (sounds ****gy but with a gf-material type of girl, fuuuarrrk)



idk grass is always greener situation.
i always see sloots gon sloot irl and on misc, girls being annoying af irl and its reassuring sometimes but whenever i see a happy couple it hits me in the feels...

Over here I don't know anyone who has a dog door or enough room to just let their dog piss around everywhere. I guess that in Aus you could yeah.

I live in an appartment currently, so no I don't have a backyard and no balcony. At my previous parent's house we had a backyard but it wasn't big enough for a dog to just do his thing all day. My parents live in Sweden now and they have A LOT of room there but we didn't previously.

das it mane

lolz walk the tiny dog only at night


brb jumping behind trees and walls when cars go by so your neighborhood doesn't see

brb doggy door = mind blown

Sounds like the first 6 months of any basic relationship.