Don Von Duck Vexed Gay Shlong

Just missed the first page, skipper. Better luck next time, huh?

Pretty much as chitty as expected from DVCuck. But I think I get your schtick now. So here's a green.

I want you to understand the struggle it was not to make that a neg, considering I think you're an autistic *******. But you might be growing on me.

Here we are, boys! Here we are nearly three years since I last created a meme! What an incredible moment in Misc history! It really is. This new meme... So much hype. So much anticipation. Three years in the making! Yes sir! The memes are back! Better believe it!

I just want to say a few quick things before moving on to the meme. In all seriousness, I thought I'd never be allowed to create another meme for the Misc. Ever again. I figured all the laughs had been had, all the comics had been made, all the memes had been created. I thought that was it for VonDuck memes. I truly did. The unreleased stuff would remain unreleased and all the potential new memes would never see the light of day. That's what I thought. That's what I thought for two and a half years. Turns out I was wrong. I was dead wrong, fellas. On November 28th, 2016, I was unbanned from the Misc. My unbanning was a very generous act from one of the big wigs on this forum. I'm very thankful. Very thankful to be given the opportunity to continue right where I left off. Upon being unbanned, I went right to the drawing board. And much like a hard pooturd stuck in my tight little butthole, I HAD to get this meme out! I needed to make this happen!

Now understand, I make these memes for a few reasons. One being entertainment. I strongly believe they provide some great laughs for everyone here; many of you boys seem to greatly enjoy them. I know I sure do. Another reason is because they're useful in conveying emotions that may be watered down when expressed solely through text. My memes are superior to all the other 'rageface' memes currently on the internet. This is a fact. None come anywhere close to matching the artistic value of what I create. If my memes received more exposure, I suspect their use would become common practice throughout the web. I'm not even joking, fellas.

The final reason I create these memes is to help provide the Misc with some sort of creative identity. I want to add a unique and original element to a forum that sometimes struggles to break away from uncreative habit. I hate to drop the cum on you boys like this, but it needs to be said. We aren't trend setters here. We aren't trend setters but we very well could be. We could be if more members put in a little extra effort to supply [and support] quality original content. Doesn't have to be memes, there are plenty of other creative outlets to explore. I encourage it. I believe my memes encourage it. Calling everyone "cucks" and filling the front page with threads complaining about women doesn't really make for a unique experience. Really boys, how many self-hating, negative threads need to me made? Huh? "Oh oh oh muh genetics!" Listen, I want to contribute and promote threads that don't fall in line with the rest. Ones that stand out. My memes are a part of that.

Back in 2013, while standing in a long line at Food Lion, I had a seemingly insignificant experience. Twenty items or less. I counted at least thirty items in two of the carts in front of me. While counting, an uppity obese lady left the line, then returned a few minutes later and reclaimed her spot. No one said a word to her. The man directly in front of me smelled strongly of cigarettes and body odor; a very disgusting combination. He was buying alcohol & a bag of oranges. And the older woman behind me was standing right up my anus. I inched forward, but she remained on my heels. I swear, she was basically inside of me, boys. I could feel her body brushing up against my shirt with every minor movement. As I stood there, I noticed an intense annoyance really brewing in my gut. A level of irritation that I had never felt before. But I swallowed those feelings, boys. I swallowed those feelings and made it through the line successfully. Why am I telling you this?.... Well, that event would become the inspiration for this meme. That one unpleasant moment in time would bring about this very thread. Had I not waited in that line, this meme wouldn't exist. But it does. It exists. And here it is......











Donald Vonduck Presents.....






























































Uses:

When OP claims to have pics of a fly hunny he's been talking to on Tinder, but you discover the pics are only of the text message exchange.

When OP asks for advice on the ladies, but then refuses to accept any of the tips given.

When OP talks about how alone he is despite all the money he makes from selling cars.

When you're engaged in a bitter political debate with a liberal who refuses to accept established facts as truth.

When a friendly miscer claims to have given you the gift of reputation points, but you later discover you were actually negged.

When you fart and accidentally mess yourself.

When the mods delete your threads for absolutely no reason.












More comics will be posted as the thread progresses

Didn't you make a thread announcing a new meme like a month ago?

Yes.

So it's not really the first in 3 years then is it