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Originally Posted By thebigzakbowski⏩

this seems fun
6'2"
Steak very rare
classic rock

"Bench Monster in training"

Your pic, your username & your user title immediately made me think of The Blob cuz he was a boxer, I believe, so that whole "Bench Monster in training" is fitting in this case so you areThe Blobbut you are in "cutting mode", due to all that training so to regain your full power of super human strength, you must dirty bulk again and you must do it ASAP.

Originally Posted By Ewys⏩

-cant stay off nofap
-chill trap music
-love thick women

Seeing your wild looking hair behind Ernie's hair, it made me think of this one particular mutant - you areGambit. He enjoys the ladies, even the thick ones too I would imagine.

You have the ability to mentally create, control, and manipulate pure kinetic energy to your desire. Touch whatever chit you want and you'll be able to power it up to use as a weapon. Example: a deck of cards. You can throw each card and it will cause major damage. Can get pretty dangerous in certain intimate acts though so be very aware of your fingers.

Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩

steak
5'5"
rock/alternative

You are without a doubt,Wolverine. You possess animal-keen senses, have enhanced physical capabilities & a very powerful regenerative ability known as a healing factor. You also have 3 retractable bone claws on each hand but those powers don't even compare to your most impressive power of display yet. This power, more like a weapon, is usually remained hidden but when the time *ahem* arises, it's even *ahem* harder and believe it or not, even more indestructible than adamantium. This one unique and unusually thick and abnormally long feature of yours sets you apart from all other mutants and just at the sheer sight of it, or even scent of it, will bring your peers and enemies immediately down to their knees (guess that would be considered another form of mutant powers).

But this is not where this special power ends. It can also emit powerful beams of a certain substance that is three fiddy times stronger than that of Cyclops' optic beams. You are definitely not one to fuk over.

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Originally Posted By zhengterry⏩

onion rings
5'8
rap/deep house

You areWarpathbut was first known as Terry Thundercaw--g'damn fukkin sticky keys! Let's try this again: but was first known as Terry Thunderbird. Your abilities and powers are: Superhuman strength, senses, agility, reflexes/reactions, flexibility, speed, stamina, endurance, resilience and resistance to injury. You also can fly...you can FLY, motherfukka - how cool is that?!

When not busy saving the world or fighting against evil mutants, you like to break dance to really loud deep house music while waving your glow sticks around.

Originally Posted By IDefineMyself⏩

Pastries
6ft2
Post Harcore/Rock Alternative

You look like you're a mixed black/latino brah so you areDarwin. Your powers are of self-protection and continuous circumstantial evolution...in other words, you can physically adapt to chit to survive it. Falling into a fire pit? No prob - your skin will just transform into a rock-like texture and you can just climb you way out. Temperature hitting below - 50 degrees and you're somehow butt naked out in the lake? No worries - you can adapt to that too although shrinkage from you-know-where will still happen so don't let any of the mutant sloots see this or you'll be the laughing stock of the Mutant Academy.

Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩

I don't even need to post 3 things. I already know which x-men character I would be, let alone what everyone else would say.

Take a wild guess

You're a manmore if I remembered correctly so you are but who else,Sabretooth. When roaming around in the cold wintry weather, you're kept warm with long flowing locks and an extremely hairy body, specifically in the groin and anal area.

You possess bestial superhuman abilities, most notably a rapid healing factor, razor-sharp fangs and claws and superhuman senses. You're a vicious assassin responsible for numerous deaths both as a paid mercenary and for your own personal pleasure, especially towards baldcels. All I know is that I'd chit my pants just from your intimidating appearance; you're a fukkin beast bro, no doubt.

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Lose = Be careful not to lose that.
Loose = The bolts are loose.
There = She is there now.
Their = They have their things.
They're = They're going to the mall.
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Originally Posted By Gymnmc23⏩

Chimichangas /Steak
6'3
Rock

You areRockslideaka Santo Vaccarro, which is probably the main reason why you love Chimichangas in the first place cuz of your Hispanic upbringing, right Senor Vaccarro?

Your abilities: Superhuman strength, durability and endurance. Able to transform into a "golem" form by assimilating surrounding rock and earth into a gestalt shell and explosively detonate the shell and reform at will. You're actually a sex god since you can remain rock hard for hours before shooting out your sweet protein lava. In your past life, you were in porn because of this and you actually chose to do G4P cuz in the porn industry and you very well already know this, G4P just pays more.

Originally Posted By TheIronAsylum⏩

suhh

Not much info to go on besides your avi so even though this character isn't even a mutant, you are Moira MacTagga--oh, hold up...wait a minute - I overlooked this minor bit of info.Rep Power: 76117. Ok, so your back avi looks pretty massive so you are nowColossus.

You're a trained acrobat and swordsman and that's a deadly combo.
Your powers are the ability to transform your body into "organic steel" granting you superhuman strength, stamina and durability. You also have resistance to injury & unstoppable momentum. Let's just say that it wouldn't be a wise decision to piss off your steel hard perfect body. The only downside to your steel form is that everybody keeps asking to see your steel hard *ahem* you know what every single damn time, especially when you're in the locker room. But since you're Russian and you don't give a fuk, you always show 'em and even encourage (more like forcefully, actually) 'em to also touch it whether they want to or not and more than likely, they won't--can't refuse.

Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩

This seems fun, reps for answers op

-movie buff
-love to cook
-live my life a quarter mile at a time

Hmmm...user name "Fuqdatass", love to cook and location: Intercourse so something tells me that you're into kinky chit so you areQuicksilver.

You have the abilities to move, speak and think at supersonic speeds, with enhanced stamina and durability. You also can vibrate (giggity giggity alright) your body to phase through objects and has superhuman fast reflexes. With these extraordinary powers, you can fuk all the asses at your pleasure and disposal without anyone being none the wiser. Misc brahs - watch out!

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