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» Tomorrow you wake up as a 31 year old with no job prospects and few marketable skills
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post 1483333911 02-13-2017, 03:22 AM
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- Get your head out of your ass
- Start reading self-help books,which will help you to improve your life and figure out what your interests are
- Follow what they tell you to do religiously
I just came here on the internet to lie
post 1483334091 02-13-2017, 03:30 AM
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Learn coding + computer science (either on own or join college) or join military or get fit and become personal trainer or buy and sell eventually doing so with real estate.
post 1483334871 02-13-2017, 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted By mujie
- Get your head out of your ass
- Start reading self-help books,which will help you to improve your life and figure out what your interests are
- Follow what they tell you to do religiously
Self-help is masturbation.
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post 1483354311 02-13-2017, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted By RJBRAH
Would love to know which 2 year degrees make 70k possible (srs)
registered nurse. I made over 70 and didnt even work for 2.5 months of the year. plan to be over 100k in 2017. Close to 135k in 2018. And yes it is very possible with travel nursing to hit 135k+. Though it is a 2 year degree... with prereqs it takes more like 3 years.
post 1483354521 02-13-2017, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted By TheJunkMan81
2.apply to jobs selling cars
Doesn't have to be cars, milk any contacts you have to land a sales job.
Sales is the quickest easiest way to ball out with no education.

Source: I have a buddy that has no degree worked landscaping milked a connection to land a sales job now makes 600k/yr
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post 1483354741 02-13-2017, 08:46 AM
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Become a tradesman and move to Australia, that's what everyone seems to do.
post 1483355011 02-13-2017, 08:49 AM
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Apply for food stamps
post 1483355881 02-13-2017, 08:57 AM
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LOL feels
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waiting for acceptance into an accelerated BSN program
2 years- RN
another 2 years- FNP
Profit???
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post 1483355901 02-13-2017, 08:57 AM
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Trade

Get into the IT field, no degree needed, get your certs and make decent money.
post 1483356731 02-13-2017, 09:03 AM
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work up to buying your own equipment for a trade. Welding truck, vactruck, pest control, damage restoration off the top of my head. Depends on location.
post 1483356771 02-13-2017, 09:03 AM
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I'd just get a job at a big box retailer that pays its managers well. Got a worthless degree? Most of them just require 'a degree' to get into management. Work there a few years, apply yourself, continue education (relevent stuff only, and prolly get reimbursed), and move/transfer stores as promotions are made available. You'd be making six figures as a store manager soon enough.
post 1483356961 02-13-2017, 09:04 AM
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Id get a job as a bartender or sell used cars
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post 1483357291 02-13-2017, 09:08 AM
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who is funding your existence now?
post 1483357771 02-13-2017, 09:12 AM
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1. Get your side hustle on
2. Expand side hustle
3. ???
4. Profit
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post 1483357801 02-13-2017, 09:13 AM
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Get whatever bullchit part time job I can get. Sell enough stuff that I can move into a chitty one bedroom apartment. With money from selling stuff, buy cheap fuel efficient vehicle. Go to trade school for welding, electrician, or plumber.
WAR DAMN EAGLE!
post 1483358011 02-13-2017, 09:14 AM
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post 1483358561 02-13-2017, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Beararms
Trade

Get into the IT field, no degree needed, get your certs and make decent money.
Caution with this. IT is getting competitive. If you don't have a degree you will have to work harder to move up in the field. But it's not as hard as you think to get in. A 2 year degree from a community college is all you really need and some people are able to get it within a year and a half.


OP - Make a list of all the skills you're good at and how it can relate to the working world. Research professions that utilize said skills and their earning potentials. Once you find that profession, pour all your sweat into it,
post 1483358601 02-13-2017, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains
Hvac school, it's like six months long and it pays good
This is actually a good suggestion.


By the sounds of it, you dont have a post-secondary education and this is a good way to make money while learning. My brother did hvac + refrigeration school when he was around 31 and he makes decent money now and loves his job.
post 1483359071 02-13-2017, 09:23 AM
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Become a plumber / electrician.
post 1483359651 02-13-2017, 09:28 AM
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Time to sdgp
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post 1483359851 02-13-2017, 09:29 AM
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Thanks for the replies everyone! Wish I could rep everyone, will work on that over the next few days
Originally Posted By Slurgie
Yea, it's not like anyone is going to pay you a salary to make an indie movie. You either finance it all yourself or with the help of investors or both. But after several years if you do good work it can turn into a viable career. I'm curious what kind of income you were expecting when you were in the process of getting that degree? Like, what was your plan?
I had no plan. Was just told I was going to college my whole life and when I got there I just said "film sounds interesting, I'll do that!". Didn't spend a second thinking about how much I might make or what my job prospects would be like, just kinda thought "I'll have a degree so surely I'll be able to support myself, right?!". Looking back I was incredible naive and only blame myself for not putting more thought into it. Not to say you can't support yourself with film, it's just that getting a degree doesn't make you more marketable in the film industry and doesn't really help if you want a career change
Originally Posted By PatheticPeter
who is funding your existence now?
My dangerously low savings account from when I actually had a high paying temporary job and the income from my current near min-wage job. Moving in with a buddy in April so at least I won't have to touch savings any more and can at least tread water til I figure out a viable career path
post 1483360621 02-13-2017, 09:35 AM
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My cousin did a 1 year course for architectural drafting. Now he makes 60k per year and works in a nice building in the city. You could look into that OP.
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post 1483360711 02-13-2017, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By RJBRAH
What's your optimal 5 year plan as someone with a worthless college degree but wants to make things right and is willing to dedicate 24 hours a day to make up for previous mistakes?

(asking for a friend)
thats me except 32
post 1483360841 02-13-2017, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted By NVious
Start lifting/dieting to improve my physical aesthetics
Start part time work
Dedicate the rest of my time to studying subjects that interest me until I feel ready to commit to a subject to study at school
if you dont mean trade school then lmfao
post 1483361071 02-13-2017, 09:39 AM
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tag

I'm thinking of pulling the plug on my career path.
post 1483361341 02-13-2017, 09:41 AM
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Lift/diet----> Presence is everything
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post 1483361671 02-13-2017, 09:44 AM
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post 1483361811 02-13-2017, 09:45 AM
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Sell body to science until I can pay for and complete a 2 year tech school for a job that makes at least $60k, then get a real job.
post 1483361911 02-13-2017, 09:45 AM
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go get an MBA full time
post 1483362581 02-13-2017, 09:51 AM
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The first thing your friend needs to do is pick a field/industry he is interested in (and can make a good living in)
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