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post 1483614631 02-15-2017, 03:06 AM
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9/10 chance OP would put his dik in anything with a hole after 3 beers, maybe stop being a hypocritical kunt? Unless she's been ACTUAL slooting by getting rawdogged by multiple guys at once and on first date etc then who gives a fuk... stop being such a prude brah.
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post 1483624631 02-15-2017, 06:32 AM
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You arent going to. ever. so stop worrying about it.

And just LMAO@ these delusional "no hymen=no diamond" *******s...they are going to be FA or find out years into their marriage that their "pure" wife got plowed by multiple alphas before they met, probably during their marriage too.
post 1483625041 02-15-2017, 06:37 AM
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Ran into this problem this weekend. Been dating a girl for 5 months. We originally discussed our pasts about a month after dating. She of course lied and told me she had been with 3 other guys. Fast forward 4 months, we were having a valentines get away and somehow it comes up and come to find out she's actually banged 18 other guys. Broke up with her right then, unfortunately we had a 4 hour drive back home, after getting home I hopped back in the car and took a trip to North Carolina.
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post 1483625171 02-15-2017, 06:38 AM
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^lmao. At least you kicked her to the curb; repped. Also if you drove there you should have just left her there srs


Accept it and screen for women with good credit history and lots of $/investments
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post 1483625651 02-15-2017, 06:43 AM
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10? Where are you bros finding these saintly nuns?

Most mid to late 20s girls I know with have 50+ kill counts.
post 1483625701 02-15-2017, 06:44 AM
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I know this feel..always feels bad when you get to the subject and mentions how much "experiences" shes had.. makes you feel less excited to commit to her.
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post 1483626131 02-15-2017, 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
are you a religious and ethical person with strong moral standards and a virgin?

If not, why does it matter?
Your irritation confirms a guilty conscience. How many football teams have run your touchdown?
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post 1483626161 02-15-2017, 06:52 AM
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just saw this on fb ....




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post 1483626251 02-15-2017, 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted By 8PointBuck⏩
Every girl I get interested in, every single time I ask her about her history, do a little digging through her instagram/twitter etc, and every fukking time it reveals the same result: Major slooting.

I'm 23 and mainly shooting for 19-21 year old girls. It blows my mind every single time how many guys these girls have been with. At this point I feel that I would be extremely lucky to find a girl that has been with less than 10 guys, and even that ****ing disgusts me.

Do you guys run into the same problems? What are we supposed to do about this? Where can I possibly find a girl these days that hasn't fukked a football team's worth of guys?
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post 1483626431 02-15-2017, 06:55 AM
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Lmao Op complaining while probably looking for gfs in a sorority house just lol
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post 1483626471 02-15-2017, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Bloodmane92⏩
Your irritation confirms a guilty conscience. How many football teams have run your touchdown?
Oh I'm not irritated, merely amused at the obstacles you put in your own way
post 1483626781 02-15-2017, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Haplo21⏩
You arent going to. ever. so stop worrying about it.

And just LMAO@ these delusional "no hymen=no diamond" *******s...they are going to be FA or find out years into their marriage that their "pure" wife got plowed by multiple alphas before they met, probably during their marriage too.
I'm on that full on no diamond crew.

OP: Don't worry about it. Society is ****ed, especially western society. Can't beat 'em so join 'em. Have your fun, stack that paper, and if you don't get married you can retire early because you won't have kids and a hoe wife to spend money on. Then travel the world, learn some cool stuff, and when you get older just become a monk.
post 1483626861 02-15-2017, 07:02 AM
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Yea i dont care what people say.. i dont think were polygamous

Most just want justification for what theyve done

Ive definitely had more than one partner, still find it gross

If a girl has had a boyfriend, theyve done a whole bunch if deplorable chit.. and on top of that lovey dovey stuff.. then just move onto the next person

It is weird for the girl to have her butthole eaten and a whole bunch of other chit and the next guy is just supposed to be ok with it?
post 1483627081 02-15-2017, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Oh I'm not irritated, merely amused at the obstacles you put in your own way
Men do not appreciate touching things that have also been touched by fellow men's penises. We do not put your promiscuity in our own ways; you do.
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post 1483627311 02-15-2017, 07:06 AM
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cant complain if u slept around yourself
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post 1483628021 02-15-2017, 07:15 AM
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Need to find yourself a more traditional girl... Arabic, Georgian, Ukrainian... and I can tell you from experience she:
- won't put out / will go slowly af
- might be bad in bed
- wants commitment
- if she had any relationship is hung up on it

It's a double edged sword. That "less than 10, but some experience" sweet spot is like splitting an arrow in the bulls eye.
post 1483628161 02-15-2017, 07:17 AM
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Story:

Listening to the radio yesterday, they were doing a giveaway for V-day where they asked the woman questions ahead of time and then had the guy answer the questions live on the radio to see if he got them right. If he gets them all, they win a trip or some chit.

Number of partners comes up:
Guy: "I don't know, we don't really talk about that... it doesn't matter anyway"
Radio Host: "take your best guess"
Guy: "I'd say 7 or 8?"

Answer?40as a ballpark because she doesn't remember all of them.

Tours over boyo.
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post 1483628191 02-15-2017, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Bloodmane92⏩
Men do not appreciate touching things that have also been touched by fellow men's penises. We do not put your promiscuity in our own ways; you do.
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post 1483628531 02-15-2017, 07:21 AM
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Well its harder in a western country I'll tell you that.
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post 1483628941 02-15-2017, 07:25 AM
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The point is brah to be that male that will set her act straight, bring out the best in her so she doesn't feel the need to sloot around.

The past doesn't matter.
post 1483629581 02-15-2017, 07:33 AM
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Thank got I got with a virgin when I was 18. ****in lol. No way I'd wanna be in your guises situation. I'd spend the rest of my life single otherwise.
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post 1483629591 02-15-2017, 07:33 AM
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Who cares? You smashed women before her right?

Barring some extreme and gratuitous slooting (I mean like 3somes, getting bent over and railed in public, being some pervert's sex slave, prostitute history, stripper history, etc.), a normal and healthy sex life includes several partners by the time anybody (male or female) is willing to settle down.

The thing you need to recognize is that EVERY woman has a sloot phase. The question is, are you going to get it before, during, or after. I've seen this play out a thousand times - guy marries pre-sloot woman, she cheats on him, divorce, takes the keys to the car and house and keeps on slooting hard. Once women get a few randos out of their system, they either realize that it's ultimately unfulfilling and they want something more, or they permasloot (usually because of daddy issues, sexual abuse, or other emotional / drug problems).

It's a lot harder to find a woman who is gainfully employed, sane, and good in bed than it is to find one who simply never got smashed. I'm not sure why "never got smashed" is higher up on your list of priorities than the first 3.
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post 1483630281 02-15-2017, 07:41 AM
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this is something you just have to accept.
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post 1483631951 02-15-2017, 07:56 AM
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Lol at Ameribrahs, if your girls are seriously such sloots. But 9.99/10 chance the people ITT look for girls in clubs/bars/tinder and obviously catch the scum of the scum.

Tfw Europe is waaaaay less slutty
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post 1483632591 02-15-2017, 08:01 AM
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How about you stop going for the weekend bar whores? If she plays games she's likely been around the block and has dudes on speed dial.

Meet girls through friends/work/anywhere that is not the bar
Originally Posted By Komisch⏩
Story:

Listening to the radio yesterday, they were doing a giveaway for V-day where they asked the woman questions ahead of time and then had the guy answer the questions live on the radio to see if he got them right. If he gets them all, they win a trip or some chit.

Number of partners comes up:
Guy: "I don't know, we don't really talk about that... it doesn't matter anyway"
Radio Host: "take your best guess"
Guy: "I'd say 7 or 8?"

Answer?40as a ballpark because she doesn't remember all of them.

Tours over boyo.
Fffff demoralizing...divorce impending
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Originally Posted By Pigler⏩
Lol at Ameribrahs, if your girls are seriously such sloots. But 9.99/10 chance the people ITT look for girls in clubs/bars/tinder and obviously catch the scum of the scum.

Tfw Europe is waaaaay less slutty
yeah there arent any european girls on cam sites. none
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post 1483632711 02-15-2017, 08:02 AM
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The past is the past, who gives a chit. If you give a chit, then you haven't done much things in the past. If a broad sleeps around with men, then men are sleeping around too. Usually the people that worry about it are the socially awkward that cannot get laid.

Unless she was bukkake'd or eiffel tower'd, it shouldn't really matter
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Originally Posted By alphamind⏩
The point is brah to be that male that will set her act straight, bring out the best in her so she doesn't feel the need to sloot around.

The past doesn't matter.
The past doesn't matter. LMAO.

Lmao.
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Originally Posted By Pigler⏩
Lol at Ameribrahs, if your girls are seriously such sloots. But 9.99/10 chance the people ITT look for girls in clubs/bars/tinder and obviously catch the scum of the scum.

Tfw Europe is waaaaay less slutty
Europe less slutty??? Hahahaha just lol if you think sex capital of the world is less slutty.

Either way who gives a fukk, can't be a hypocrite we've all slept with multiple people
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