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long story but ill try to make it as short as possible
-sloot working counter at convenience store has shift change as im standing in line
-she literally comes home with me, never even seen this bish but im like ok fuk it obviously ez pssy
-we smash once (about 10 mins to cum, she came a little before me)
-her: again. me:uhm... k...
-smash again (20min to cum, she cums like 2 or 3 times)
-her: again.... me:.......o...kay...?
-smash again for a solid hour (felt like it) i didnt cum she did lots i get off and say im ded dun K.O...
-her: no...please again...
- im like wtf is wrong with this bish... i said no way, she got violent i kicked her out (around 11pm at this time) someone picked her up and that was that
-until the next day, she fukin shows up at my house, my bros are there (i didnt even mention her to them wanted to keep it on the dl till i knew i didnt get aids)
- she says "fuk me now." i look at my bros and say all yours?...
- she gets mad and screams "fuk me now!" starts throwing chit at me, i put her in a lock and shes like yeah just like this (kind of in a doggy position) im like wtf is wrong with you?
- bros looking at me like im gay like why wont you fuk her bro? i kick her out lock the door never see her again.
didnt get any stds thank god
edit; this was also my first and only real ONS. it was enough to keep me away from that chit
edit2; except for once when i was really drunk i fukt a coworker, solid 3/10 but at least i knew her
-sloot working counter at convenience store has shift change as im standing in line
-she literally comes home with me, never even seen this bish but im like ok fuk it obviously ez pssy
-we smash once (about 10 mins to cum, she came a little before me)
-her: again. me:uhm... k...
-smash again (20min to cum, she cums like 2 or 3 times)
-her: again.... me:.......o...kay...?
-smash again for a solid hour (felt like it) i didnt cum she did lots i get off and say im ded dun K.O...
-her: no...please again...
- im like wtf is wrong with this bish... i said no way, she got violent i kicked her out (around 11pm at this time) someone picked her up and that was that
-until the next day, she fukin shows up at my house, my bros are there (i didnt even mention her to them wanted to keep it on the dl till i knew i didnt get aids)
- she says "fuk me now." i look at my bros and say all yours?...
- she gets mad and screams "fuk me now!" starts throwing chit at me, i put her in a lock and shes like yeah just like this (kind of in a doggy position) im like wtf is wrong with you?
- bros looking at me like im gay like why wont you fuk her bro? i kick her out lock the door never see her again.
didnt get any stds thank god
edit; this was also my first and only real ONS. it was enough to keep me away from that chit
edit2; except for once when i was really drunk i fukt a coworker, solid 3/10 but at least i knew her
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02-28-2017, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Thai_Clinch⏩
pepper your angus.
-Friend hooks me up with her bf's cousin. texts me and we chat for a few minutes
-Get her snapchat to send me pics and this chick is a total slump buster. 4/10 at best.
-Man up, dont abort mission, tell her to come over.
-having second thoughts when she arrived. has a kardashian ass so i wing it.
-Gives me head first and asked if she wanted me to cum in her mouth. she said no. on her tits.
-Tell her im about to bust, im laying down, she pulls her dick out of my mouth and points it directly up at me.
-Bust huge load on my ****ing face and bed.
-I yell out "what the **** !", get up, run to the bathroom and start the shower. pissed.
-she comes into bathroom to get in the shower with me and tells me shes sorry and will make it up to me
-tells me to pee on her. never in my life....nasty bish.
-so im peeing on her in the shower, all over her face. she opens her mouth and gets some in her mouth and gags
-****ing PUKES all over my tub, my feet, etc. she starts crying.
-gets out the shower, says how sorry she is, gets dressed and leaves. Never heard from her again.
-Friend never found out about it and asked how night went. just told her "we didnt click." and left it at that.
-Friend hooks me up with her bf's cousin. texts me and we chat for a few minutes
-Get her snapchat to send me pics and this chick is a total slump buster. 4/10 at best.
-Man up, dont abort mission, tell her to come over.
-having second thoughts when she arrived. has a kardashian ass so i wing it.
-Gives me head first and asked if she wanted me to cum in her mouth. she said no. on her tits.
-Tell her im about to bust, im laying down, she pulls her dick out of my mouth and points it directly up at me.
-Bust huge load on my ****ing face and bed.
-I yell out "what the **** !", get up, run to the bathroom and start the shower. pissed.
-she comes into bathroom to get in the shower with me and tells me shes sorry and will make it up to me
-tells me to pee on her. never in my life....nasty bish.
-so im peeing on her in the shower, all over her face. she opens her mouth and gets some in her mouth and gags
-****ing PUKES all over my tub, my feet, etc. she starts crying.
-gets out the shower, says how sorry she is, gets dressed and leaves. Never heard from her again.
-Friend never found out about it and asked how night went. just told her "we didnt click." and left it at that.
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02-28-2017, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Thai_Clinch⏩
watpepper your angus.
-Friend hooks me up with her bf's cousin. texts me and we chat for a few minutes
-Get her snapchat to send me pics and this chick is a total slump buster. 4/10 at best.
-Man up, dont abort mission, tell her to come over.
-having second thoughts when she arrived. has a kardashian ass so i wing it.
-Gives me head first and asked if she wanted me to cum in her mouth. she said no. on her tits.
-Tell her im about to bust, im laying down,she pulls her dick out of my mouth and points it directly up at me.
-Bust huge load on my ****ing face and bed.
-I yell out "what the **** !", get up, run to the bathroom and start the shower. pissed.
-she comes into bathroom to get in the shower with me and tells me shes sorry and will make it up to me
-tells me to pee on her. never in my life....nasty bish.
-so im peeing on her in the shower, all over her face. she opens her mouth and gets some in her mouth and gags
-****ing PUKES all over my tub, my feet, etc. she starts crying.
-gets out the shower, says how sorry she is, gets dressed and leaves. Never heard from her again.
-Friend never found out about it and asked how night went. just told her "we didnt click." and left it at that.
-Friend hooks me up with her bf's cousin. texts me and we chat for a few minutes
-Get her snapchat to send me pics and this chick is a total slump buster. 4/10 at best.
-Man up, dont abort mission, tell her to come over.
-having second thoughts when she arrived. has a kardashian ass so i wing it.
-Gives me head first and asked if she wanted me to cum in her mouth. she said no. on her tits.
-Tell her im about to bust, im laying down,she pulls her dick out of my mouth and points it directly up at me.
-Bust huge load on my ****ing face and bed.
-I yell out "what the **** !", get up, run to the bathroom and start the shower. pissed.
-she comes into bathroom to get in the shower with me and tells me shes sorry and will make it up to me
-tells me to pee on her. never in my life....nasty bish.
-so im peeing on her in the shower, all over her face. she opens her mouth and gets some in her mouth and gags
-****ing PUKES all over my tub, my feet, etc. she starts crying.
-gets out the shower, says how sorry she is, gets dressed and leaves. Never heard from her again.
-Friend never found out about it and asked how night went. just told her "we didnt click." and left it at that.
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02-28-2017, 02:36 PM
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i told you guys to pepper your angus. wild ****ing night brahs.
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02-28-2017, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Thai_Clinch⏩
Dang sun you shootin some serious ropespepper your angus.
-Friend hooks me up with her bf's cousin. texts me and we chat for a few minutes
-Get her snapchat to send me pics and this chick is a total slump buster. 4/10 at best.
-Man up, dont abort mission, tell her to come over.
-having second thoughts when she arrived. has a kardashian ass so i wing it.
-Gives me head first and asked if she wanted me to cum in her mouth. she said no. on her tits.
-Tell her im about to bust, im laying down, she pulls her dick out of my mouth and points it directly up at me.
-Bust huge load on my ****ing face and bed.
-I yell out "what the **** !", get up, run to the bathroom and start the shower. pissed.
-she comes into bathroom to get in the shower with me and tells me shes sorry and will make it up to me
-tells me to pee on her. never in my life....nasty bish.
-so im peeing on her in the shower, all over her face. she opens her mouth and gets some in her mouth and gags
-****ing PUKES all over my tub, my feet, etc. she starts crying.
-gets out the shower, says how sorry she is, gets dressed and leaves. Never heard from her again.
-Friend never found out about it and asked how night went. just told her "we didnt click." and left it at that.
-Friend hooks me up with her bf's cousin. texts me and we chat for a few minutes
-Get her snapchat to send me pics and this chick is a total slump buster. 4/10 at best.
-Man up, dont abort mission, tell her to come over.
-having second thoughts when she arrived. has a kardashian ass so i wing it.
-Gives me head first and asked if she wanted me to cum in her mouth. she said no. on her tits.
-Tell her im about to bust, im laying down, she pulls her dick out of my mouth and points it directly up at me.
-Bust huge load on my ****ing face and bed.
-I yell out "what the **** !", get up, run to the bathroom and start the shower. pissed.
-she comes into bathroom to get in the shower with me and tells me shes sorry and will make it up to me
-tells me to pee on her. never in my life....nasty bish.
-so im peeing on her in the shower, all over her face. she opens her mouth and gets some in her mouth and gags
-****ing PUKES all over my tub, my feet, etc. she starts crying.
-gets out the shower, says how sorry she is, gets dressed and leaves. Never heard from her again.
-Friend never found out about it and asked how night went. just told her "we didnt click." and left it at that.
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02-28-2017, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Thai_Clinch⏩
Not sure if you are reading the bolded properly.i told you guys to pepper your angus. wild ****ing night brahs.
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02-28-2017, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted By BigRangs⏩
watNot sure if you are reading the bolded properly.
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02-28-2017, 02:47 PM
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Girl off tinder, throws me a call because she's lost in my condo complex, I can immediately tell she's pilled out from the slurring.
Find her and she's skinnier than her pics, I think jackpot. Walk her back to my place and we kick it and have a few drinks, I creep her on FB and throw my lawyer buddy her full name. Comes up with mad search warrants etc.
Hit it anyways a couple times, she goes to the bathroom and I hear snorting, get up and she's doing lines of crystal on my bathroom counter. Kicked her out immediately.
Find her and she's skinnier than her pics, I think jackpot. Walk her back to my place and we kick it and have a few drinks, I creep her on FB and throw my lawyer buddy her full name. Comes up with mad search warrants etc.
Hit it anyways a couple times, she goes to the bathroom and I hear snorting, get up and she's doing lines of crystal on my bathroom counter. Kicked her out immediately.
02-28-2017, 02:47 PM
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Was out at my dad's and he was on vacation. No room for me there anymore so I stay in his. Had sloot over and fooked in dad's bed. She left her earrings on the bed stand and my dad's new wife found them when they came back and they got in a big fight about her thinking he cheated. Well...dad's a pastor and I am supposed to be perfect. Couldn't tell them I slept with a girl outside marriage...and in his bed. So to this day I haven't.
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02-28-2017, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Logan3265⏩
You set up your old man. How long did they fightWas out at my dad's and he was on vacation. No room for me there anymore so I stay in his. Had sloot over and fooked in dad's bed. She left her earrings on the bed stand and my dad's new wife found them when they came back and they got in a big fight about her thinking he cheated. Well...dad's a pastor and I am supposed to be perfect. Couldn't tell them I slept with a girl outside marriage...and in his bed. So to this day I haven't.
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02-28-2017, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted By YeBrah⏩
Hnnnggggsloot asked if she could pee on my face
I was handcuffed to the bed srs
Engaged in watersports against my will
Tried to get blackout drunk in order to forget but it didn't work
Woke up next day smelling like chit, and threw up everywhere, had full memories of the night, cried a bit in the shower
I was handcuffed to the bed srs
Engaged in watersports against my will
Tried to get blackout drunk in order to forget but it didn't work
Woke up next day smelling like chit, and threw up everywhere, had full memories of the night, cried a bit in the shower
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02-28-2017, 02:53 PM
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- Brought girl home from club
- Never been as drunk before as that night
- Proceed to make an attempt to smash
- In my mind I think I am fuking her hard, was sweating bad and was out of breath.
- Turned out I didn't even penetrate and was dry humping her for at least 15 mins.
- I think she was too scared to say to my disgusting face that its not going well.
- Never been as drunk before as that night
- Proceed to make an attempt to smash
- In my mind I think I am fuking her hard, was sweating bad and was out of breath.
- Turned out I didn't even penetrate and was dry humping her for at least 15 mins.
- I think she was too scared to say to my disgusting face that its not going well.
02-28-2017, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Logan3265⏩
thats fukked up dude lolWas out at my dad's and he was on vacation. No room for me there anymore so I stay in his. Had sloot over and fooked in dad's bed. She left her earrings on the bed stand and my dad's new wife found them when they came back and they got in a big fight about her thinking he cheated. Well...dad's a pastor and I am supposed to be perfect. Couldn't tell them I slept with a girl outside marriage...and in his bed. So to this day I haven't.
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02-28-2017, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted By BaconEggs⏩
Did you bust lol?- Brought girl home from club
- Never been as drunk before as that night
- Proceed to make an attempt to smash
- In my mind I think I am fuking her hard, was sweating bad and was out of breath.
- Turned out I didn't even penetrate and was dry humping her for at least 15 mins.
- I think she was too scared to say to my disgusting face that its not going well.
- Never been as drunk before as that night
- Proceed to make an attempt to smash
- In my mind I think I am fuking her hard, was sweating bad and was out of breath.
- Turned out I didn't even penetrate and was dry humping her for at least 15 mins.
- I think she was too scared to say to my disgusting face that its not going well.
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02-28-2017, 03:03 PM
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Even my worst hookup stories are actually funny and dont regret them at all, so many laughs
Things are always as good or as bad as you think they're going to be
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I met a sloot in bar and took her home and thought it'd be a good idea to go down her.
When I reached the clam I nearly puked, the smell was unreal. Then this bish looks down at me and says
'Stinks doesn't it'
When I reached the clam I nearly puked, the smell was unreal. Then this bish looks down at me and says
'Stinks doesn't it'
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02-28-2017, 03:04 PM
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Basically was looking to get over my first big relationship.
- Find sorority sloot that banged a bunch of dudes
- She has teeth going every direction
- kiss her and I can even taste the stank
- start banging her and she eventually tells me to stop
- I was like Whatever and pass out
- Next morning I notice period blood all over my bed and my penor
- Find sorority sloot that banged a bunch of dudes
- She has teeth going every direction
- kiss her and I can even taste the stank
- start banging her and she eventually tells me to stop
- I was like Whatever and pass out
- Next morning I notice period blood all over my bed and my penor
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02-28-2017, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted By devin45k⏩
Everyones had the Bloody MaryBasically was looking to get over my first big relationship.
- Find sorority sloot that banged a bunch of dudes
- She has teeth going every direction
- kiss her and I can even taste the stank
- start banging her and she eventually tells me to stop
- I was like Whatever and pass out
- Next morning I notice period blood all over my bed and my penor
- Find sorority sloot that banged a bunch of dudes
- She has teeth going every direction
- kiss her and I can even taste the stank
- start banging her and she eventually tells me to stop
- I was like Whatever and pass out
- Next morning I notice period blood all over my bed and my penor
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02-28-2017, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted By potbellymadar⏩
I mean, as far as I know, just the day. Can't be true, but it has been two years and they are fine...and he would have prob been more hurt fm me telling him about my many slays...so...all's well that ends well?You set up your old man. How long did they fight
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02-28-2017, 03:33 PM
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I've got a few
1) Met an older woman in the club, was a bit younger so always wanted to smash one. Went back to her place, banged doggy style and jizzed a huge load all over her back. Instantly got post fap regret feeling so I was like "uhh, want me to get you a tissue", bish just said no, spread her arms out then flopped backwards on to the bed... Was all like da fuq, you dirty bish. Thought **** it, I'll just lay down and plan my next move, next thing I know it some big huge ass ****ing hound strolls in and lays across me, pinning me to the bed. Had a sloot stuck to the bed with my jizz and a big hound from hell laying on top of me that would throw a fit every time I tried to move... No hope of awkwardly sneaking out so I just laid awake until day light, longest night ever.
2) Went back to a sloots, didn't smash but fingered, in the morning noticed she had dried boogers all over her wall LMAO ****ing disgusting and she had thick black forearm hair (she had a long sleeve on through day), felt so disgusted
3) Met a bish out, she was actually decent looking, she came back to mine so we get in my bed, start fooling around then wait... da fuq is that on her stomach? It's a ****ing colostomy bag. I felt kind of bad but it completely killed the mood, just awkwardly went to sleep and never talked to her from that day on. Felt more bad than anything but yeah.
1) Met an older woman in the club, was a bit younger so always wanted to smash one. Went back to her place, banged doggy style and jizzed a huge load all over her back. Instantly got post fap regret feeling so I was like "uhh, want me to get you a tissue", bish just said no, spread her arms out then flopped backwards on to the bed... Was all like da fuq, you dirty bish. Thought **** it, I'll just lay down and plan my next move, next thing I know it some big huge ass ****ing hound strolls in and lays across me, pinning me to the bed. Had a sloot stuck to the bed with my jizz and a big hound from hell laying on top of me that would throw a fit every time I tried to move... No hope of awkwardly sneaking out so I just laid awake until day light, longest night ever.
2) Went back to a sloots, didn't smash but fingered, in the morning noticed she had dried boogers all over her wall LMAO ****ing disgusting and she had thick black forearm hair (she had a long sleeve on through day), felt so disgusted
3) Met a bish out, she was actually decent looking, she came back to mine so we get in my bed, start fooling around then wait... da fuq is that on her stomach? It's a ****ing colostomy bag. I felt kind of bad but it completely killed the mood, just awkwardly went to sleep and never talked to her from that day on. Felt more bad than anything but yeah.
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02-28-2017, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted By ayy1maobrah⏩
I've got a few
3) Met a bish out, she was actually decent looking, she came back to mine so we get in my bed, start fooling around then wait... da fuq is that on her stomach? It's a ****ing colostomy bag. I felt kind of bad but it completely killed the mood, just awkwardly went to sleep and never talked to her from that day on. Felt more bad than anything but yeah.
3) Met a bish out, she was actually decent looking, she came back to mine so we get in my bed, start fooling around then wait... da fuq is that on her stomach? It's a ****ing colostomy bag. I felt kind of bad but it completely killed the mood, just awkwardly went to sleep and never talked to her from that day on. Felt more bad than anything but yeah.
You should have started playing slap the bag with it like people do at college parties
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-Knew girl was crushin on me
-made move one night
-in her bed, fooling around
-she puts on music (chitty edm lol)
-doing the deed
-song ends
-she fuking picks up her phone to change the song when im inside her
-does it again after next song runs out
-so thrown off I forced a nut and told her i had work early in the morning
-she asks what time, i say 6am.
-at this point its almost 5am lol
-never spoke to her again
-we have about 50 mutual friends lulz
-made move one night
-in her bed, fooling around
-she puts on music (chitty edm lol)
-doing the deed
-song ends
-she fuking picks up her phone to change the song when im inside her
-does it again after next song runs out
-so thrown off I forced a nut and told her i had work early in the morning
-she asks what time, i say 6am.
-at this point its almost 5am lol
-never spoke to her again
-we have about 50 mutual friends lulz
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02-28-2017, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted By ayy1maobrah⏩
Was booger girl hotI've got a few
1) Met an older woman in the club, was a bit younger so always wanted to smash one. Went back to her place, banged doggy style and jizzed a huge load all over her back. Instantly got post fap regret feeling so I was like "uhh, want me to get you a tissue", bish just said no, spread her arms out then flopped backwards on to the bed... Was all like da fuq, you dirty bish. Thought **** it, I'll just lay down and plan my next move, next thing I know it some big huge ass ****ing hound strolls in and lays across me, pinning me to the bed. Had a sloot stuck to the bed with my jizz and a big hound from hell laying on top of me that would throw a fit every time I tried to move... No hope of awkwardly sneaking out so I just laid awake until day light, longest night ever.
2) Went back to a sloots, didn't smash but fingered, in the morning noticed she had dried boogers all over her wall LMAO ****ing disgusting and she had thick black forearm hair (she had a long sleeve on through day), felt so disgusted
3) Met a bish out, she was actually decent looking, she came back to mine so we get in my bed, start fooling around then wait... da fuq is that on her stomach? It's a ****ing colostomy bag. I felt kind of bad but it completely killed the mood, just awkwardly went to sleep and never talked to her from that day on. Felt more bad than anything but yeah.
1) Met an older woman in the club, was a bit younger so always wanted to smash one. Went back to her place, banged doggy style and jizzed a huge load all over her back. Instantly got post fap regret feeling so I was like "uhh, want me to get you a tissue", bish just said no, spread her arms out then flopped backwards on to the bed... Was all like da fuq, you dirty bish. Thought **** it, I'll just lay down and plan my next move, next thing I know it some big huge ass ****ing hound strolls in and lays across me, pinning me to the bed. Had a sloot stuck to the bed with my jizz and a big hound from hell laying on top of me that would throw a fit every time I tried to move... No hope of awkwardly sneaking out so I just laid awake until day light, longest night ever.
2) Went back to a sloots, didn't smash but fingered, in the morning noticed she had dried boogers all over her wall LMAO ****ing disgusting and she had thick black forearm hair (she had a long sleeve on through day), felt so disgusted
3) Met a bish out, she was actually decent looking, she came back to mine so we get in my bed, start fooling around then wait... da fuq is that on her stomach? It's a ****ing colostomy bag. I felt kind of bad but it completely killed the mood, just awkwardly went to sleep and never talked to her from that day on. Felt more bad than anything but yeah.
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02-28-2017, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By naich⏩
Very good choice-she puts on music (chitty edm lol)
-never spoke to her again
-never spoke to her again
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02-28-2017, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By penisguyjones⏩
wutDogs don't get periods....
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02-28-2017, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Thai_Clinch⏩
bro...pepper your angus.
-Friend hooks me up with her bf's cousin. texts me and we chat for a few minutes
-Get her snapchat to send me pics and this chick is a total slump buster. 4/10 at best.
-Man up, dont abort mission, tell her to come over.
-having second thoughts when she arrived. has a kardashian ass so i wing it.
-Gives me head first and asked if she wanted me to cum in her mouth. she said no. on her tits.
-Tell her im about to bust, im laying down,she pulls her dick out of my mouthand points it directly up at me.
-Bust huge load on my ****ing face and bed.
-I yell out "what the **** !", get up, run to the bathroom and start the shower. pissed.
-she comes into bathroom to get in the shower with me and tells me shes sorry and will make it up to me
-tells me to pee on her. never in my life....nasty bish.
-so im peeing on her in the shower, all over her face. she opens her mouth and gets some in her mouth and gags
-****ing PUKES all over my tub, my feet, etc. she starts crying.
-gets out the shower, says how sorry she is, gets dressed and leaves. Never heard from her again.
-Friend never found out about it and asked how night went. just told her "we didnt click." and left it at that.
-Friend hooks me up with her bf's cousin. texts me and we chat for a few minutes
-Get her snapchat to send me pics and this chick is a total slump buster. 4/10 at best.
-Man up, dont abort mission, tell her to come over.
-having second thoughts when she arrived. has a kardashian ass so i wing it.
-Gives me head first and asked if she wanted me to cum in her mouth. she said no. on her tits.
-Tell her im about to bust, im laying down,she pulls her dick out of my mouthand points it directly up at me.
-Bust huge load on my ****ing face and bed.
-I yell out "what the **** !", get up, run to the bathroom and start the shower. pissed.
-she comes into bathroom to get in the shower with me and tells me shes sorry and will make it up to me
-tells me to pee on her. never in my life....nasty bish.
-so im peeing on her in the shower, all over her face. she opens her mouth and gets some in her mouth and gags
-****ing PUKES all over my tub, my feet, etc. she starts crying.
-gets out the shower, says how sorry she is, gets dressed and leaves. Never heard from her again.
-Friend never found out about it and asked how night went. just told her "we didnt click." and left it at that.
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