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post 1490061741 04-06-2017, 12:41 PM
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Lol if you're not cooking in a G string. Having a piece of rope rubbing against your anus really stimulates the cooking part of your brain and makes the bacon come out even better
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post 1490061761 04-06-2017, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted By heykiddo⏩
just lol if you don't bake your bacon

cooks evenly, can cook it on 300 degrees--low and slow so the fat is succulent and delicious [pause], no mess, no breakfast roulette
I want to see you eating bacon naked.
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post 1490061951 04-06-2017, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted By heykiddo⏩
just lol if you don't bake your bacon

cooks evenly, can cook it on 300 degrees--low and slow so the fat is succulent and delicious [pause], no mess, no breakfast roulette
well no duh...
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post 1490062141 04-06-2017, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
well no duh...
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post 1490062311 04-06-2017, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By SpermWhale⏩
I've done bacon in the microwave,
absurd bro
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post 1490062491 04-06-2017, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By New
I want to see you eating bacon naked.
leave my company alone midget
Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
well no duh...
totally
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post 1490062561 04-06-2017, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By New
I want to see you eating bacon naked.
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post 1490062851 04-06-2017, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
aware
I swear I'm gonna bring it back if it kills me
Originally Posted By SpermWhale⏩
I've done bacon in the microwave, but not in the oven. hmmmmm
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1490063111 04-06-2017, 12:50 PM
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Hnnnnnnnnngggggggg crispy bacon
post 1490064371 04-06-2017, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
absurd bro
Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
I tried it once to see what it's like. that trial ended real quick, chit tastes like rubber
post 1490065941 04-06-2017, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
I swear I'm gonna bring it back if it kills me
well no duh
post 1490067781 04-06-2017, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
leave my company alone midget



totally
Share the wealth man.
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post 1490068221 04-06-2017, 01:24 PM
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anybody else cook bacon naked in their backyard
all these cuck neighbors just staring at me
can't even close their dam eyes
took 1/2 the pay off my gardener for leaving early
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post 1490071671 04-06-2017, 01:46 PM
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nah man, that oil starts poppin'...

post 1490155101 04-07-2017, 06:13 AM
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now burns this a.m.

gonna be a good day
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post 1490156211 04-07-2017, 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
I swear I'm gonna bring it back if it kills me
I'ma help you live, rich.
Originally Posted By Procta⏩
now burns this a.m.

gonna be a good day
..you still need company
(..and if you don't know what I'm talking about, it's probably a reference..)

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post 1490159131 04-07-2017, 07:01 AM
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post 1490159491 04-07-2017, 07:06 AM
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this guy is a beta bacon fryer, even had cardboard protection and still yelling like a female bacon baker


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post 1490160901 04-07-2017, 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
hope its bacon
Pound it hard enough it will turn into something you will like...
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Originally Posted By SpermWhale⏩
I've done bacon in the microwave, but not in the oven. hmmmmm
My mom does this with a special microwave tray, it comes out ok but always tastes the same you can't vary the texture.
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
the wife bakes the bacon
Originally Posted By heykiddo⏩
just lol if you don't bake your bacon
Originally Posted By ~Hades~⏩
but baked bacon is the goat so whatever
Originally Posted By Procta⏩
only bake bacon if I have company
Heathens.
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If you're wearing one of these, then you are not really cooking bacon naked js

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Best way to cook bacon is in the oven. Nobody can tell me otherwise.
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