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Thread: Deleted bumble and went back to tinder, get me laid boyos(pics)

post 1490543111 04-10-2017, 01:26 PM
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either im having dejavu or ive seen these text convo before
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post 1490543571 04-10-2017, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted By JayDubbs932⏩
"How about you get on top of me and we can share it?"
Girls expect me to only want to smash and dash so I can't go that route...have to surprise them somewhat.

post 1490543731 04-10-2017, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
Girls expect me to only want to smash and dash so I can't go that route...have to surprise them somewhat.

She took that gay quickly
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post 1490543801 04-10-2017, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
Girls expect me to only want to smash and dash so I can't go that route...have to surprise them somewhat.

"How about mount your face to my anus"
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post 1490544121 04-10-2017, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
Girls expect me to only want to smash and dash so I can't go that route...have to surprise them somewhat.

When you get her number, respond on tinder with "I'll send you something dirty so you know it's me"

Then text her a picture of a puppy covered in mud. Always works.
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post 1490544341 04-10-2017, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
Girls expect me to only want to smash and dash so I can't go that route...have to surprise them somewhat.

The only head that's going to be exploding is between my legs.
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post 1490544731 04-10-2017, 01:40 PM
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I really hope she is tindering from the kitchen. If not that's pretty ****ed up.
post 1490544761 04-10-2017, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted By JayDubbs932⏩
When you get her number, respond on tinder with "I'll send you something dirty so you know it's me"

Then text her a picture of a puppy covered in mud. Always works.
this is actually phenominal lol
Originally Posted By ProteenBrah⏩
The only head that's going to be exploding is between my legs.
lol'd hard
post 1490544931 04-10-2017, 01:42 PM
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Hey OP. Just troll them to see how far you can go with model looks. Let's have some fun.
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post 1490552201 04-10-2017, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted By JayDubbs932⏩
"How about you get on top of me and we can share it?"
^Although as a model brah you can pretty much say whatever and still get your dick wet
Keep mod discussions out of your sig line

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post 1490552831 04-10-2017, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By JayDubbs932⏩
"How about you get on top of me and we can share it?"
Fvvvvvvk mind blown. Have my measlies
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post 1490552911 04-10-2017, 02:41 PM
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"Then I pledge the Hound, brother against brother...now let us settle for drinks before the upcoming fight."
post 1490552941 04-10-2017, 02:42 PM
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Lol at responses ITT
post 1490553261 04-10-2017, 02:45 PM
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i can't, lost interest

post 1490553271 04-10-2017, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted By CodyZellery⏩
Hey OP. Just troll them to see how far you can go with model looks. Let's have some fun.
in for this. fukin chad OP
post 1490553361 04-10-2017, 02:46 PM
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Go fuk yourself OP
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post 1490553461 04-10-2017, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted By HockeyBacon18⏩
^Although as a model brah you can pretty much say whatever and still get your dick wet
i should of used it, blah
post 1490554791 04-10-2017, 03:00 PM
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thats why I can't do online dating anymore + I don't like being glued to my phone. The girl looks fine and all but this convo just kills my boner and like op says lost interest. I used to go straight sexual but as you get older too risky when your working in corporate.
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post 1490554911 04-10-2017, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
i should of used it, blah
"We better hash this out in person, drinks (tell her when)?"

Don't ASK if she wants drinks then decide where/when, TELL her.
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post 1490555371 04-10-2017, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Absentone⏩
"We better hash this out in person, drinks (tell her when)?"

Don't ASK if she wants drinks then decide where/when, TELL her.
ive chased twice, and she hasn't bitten so, at this point, i am completely disinterested and bored.

will probably end with something ridiculous when I think of it
post 1490555711 04-10-2017, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
ive chased twice, and she hasn't bitten so, at this point, i am completely disinterested and bored.

will probably end with something ridiculous when I think of it
Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
Girls expect me to only want to smash and dash so I can't go that route...have to surprise them somewhat.

"How about mount your face to my anus"
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
post 1490555721 04-10-2017, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩


double text, we in
should of just went NC on that b!tch after she pulled that chit

tours over for you ladd
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post 1490555981 04-10-2017, 03:10 PM
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i retract my previous statement



she just posted this...30 mins after I posted something...slight coincidence
post 1490556471 04-10-2017, 03:15 PM
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she definitely has 3 children

and just lol at life

lol
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post 1490556571 04-10-2017, 03:16 PM
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[QUOTE=PelvicThrustBP post_id=1490555981]i retract my previous statement

[img]http://i.imgur.com/N3tKrhj.jpg[img]

she just posted this...30 mins after I posted something...slight coincidence[/QUOTE]Lol, just go in for the kill already.
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post 1490556921 04-10-2017, 03:18 PM
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post 1490557721 04-10-2017, 03:25 PM
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i like how the misc complains about sloots and and at the same time are avidly using tinder
post 1490557871 04-10-2017, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Lmao I didn't even notice his avi when I replied, looked at it again, and thought "why the hell would this dude need our help?".
because it's a not so subtle brag thread.
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post 1490558111 04-10-2017, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
i retract my previous statement



she just posted this...30 mins after I posted something...slight coincidence
That's somebody's daughter
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post 1490558581 04-10-2017, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
i retract my previous statement



she just posted this...30 mins after I posted something...slight coincidence
yuck

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