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You're in Middle Management @ Deloitte & Grad of 1 year asks for 6 months to travel..
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Originally Posted By lumbarflexbrah⏩
So you would fire him on the spot? And replace him the same day with one of the 5000 people waiting at the door?You have no way of guaranteeing that he'll even come back after 9 months. He may find some HBB across the world and move there or find himself and decide he wants to do something else with his life.
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Originally Posted By mazimi18⏩
Grass is greener man.man...thats such a slippery slope for kids (srs)
i live in a top 10 zip code in the US supposedly and all the ****ing rich kids i went to HS with whose parents gave them everything...except a parent have had serious ****in issues with H. not saying youre a bad parent, and im sure these parents werent either...it's just tough
i live in a top 10 zip code in the US supposedly and all the ****ing rich kids i went to HS with whose parents gave them everything...except a parent have had serious ****in issues with H. not saying youre a bad parent, and im sure these parents werent either...it's just tough
Would you rather give your child 24/7 attention but literally not be able to afford to feed him anything more than bread and cheese?
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Was going to post about how you had no mention of how valuable he actually is as an employee.He's a grad with 1 year experience. He's no better or no worse than any other grad with 1 year experience. You don't necessarily need him, but you need someone to do his role.
So it's either say no and keep him. Let him go and get someone in for a 9 month cover. Or chop him and get someone who will never ask for that much time off and do as many hours as you want with full commitment like a cog.
So it's either say no and keep him. Let him go and get someone in for a 9 month cover. Or chop him and get someone who will never ask for that much time off and do as many hours as you want with full commitment like a cog.
It sounds like not very valuable.
So I'm not sure why this is a conundrum.
04-11-2017, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
uh yeah...Grass is greener man.
Would you rather give your child 24/7 attention but literally not be able to afford to feed him anything more than bread and cheese?
Would you rather give your child 24/7 attention but literally not be able to afford to feed him anything more than bread and cheese?
also wtf, just because someone doesn't garner 150K, doesn't mean they cant afford to feed their kids
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04-11-2017, 02:57 PM
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this...?suck his dink
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04-11-2017, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted By DassItMan⏩
>thinking accounting and finance are different in terms of horrible work hours/work life...lolI'd cry for being a manager at Deloitte if people online are honest about how shyt and miserable accounting is.
Idk what to believe but probably going into finance at this point.
Idk what to believe but probably going into finance at this point.
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
TL;DRWhat would you say?
Picture the following situation Misc:
Picture the following situation Misc:
OP is a *******
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04-11-2017, 02:58 PM
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Fire him and hire a replacement, obviously. What else are you going to do, hold the job for that dumb sloot?
brb its a dude
brb doesn't matter, he's riding the carousel.
brb its a dude
brb doesn't matter, he's riding the carousel.
Originally Posted By mazimi18⏩
are these actually different fields?>thinking accounting and finance are different in terms of horrible work hours/work life...lol
04-11-2017, 02:59 PM
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OP is like a 23 year old trust fund kid, are you idiots actually falling for his trolling pretending to be a successful 35 year old executive??
Jesus the MISC has gone downhill
Jesus the MISC has gone downhill
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04-11-2017, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Preaching to the choir buddy, I am a project manager for a construction company working an 8 to 6 sometimes 7. However, I have been at this for 2 years and already despise it. I have been lucky enough to have no student debt and enough money stashed away that I won't hesitate to quit once I have a child and just do my own thing (already have a side business that I could invest into).As a manager, any kind, corporate, project, engineering, etc
You need to be the first in, and last out the door. If graduates are doing 8-6, you need to be doing 7-7
If you need to come in on weekends, you do what needs to be done.
Your child will go to the best private school, eat the most nutritious meals, have his own bedroom and be driven to school in a 2017 Audi A5
You need to be the first in, and last out the door. If graduates are doing 8-6, you need to be doing 7-7
If you need to come in on weekends, you do what needs to be done.
Your child will go to the best private school, eat the most nutritious meals, have his own bedroom and be driven to school in a 2017 Audi A5
My parents were both corporate slaves (middle management) and I don't want my child to grow up like I did, on the fkin computer and internet all day. Yeah I had the best computer, yeah I had top tier education fully paid for but didn't have a father teaching me how to fix a car or taking me camping. He was working or always tired after working.
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04-11-2017, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Dan_S⏩
Year 1 of accounting is very much learning. It's pretty back office and doing piles and piles of work while the managers are client facing. Sure you do some work on client site but you rarely make significant decisions.Was going to post about how you had no mention of how valuable he actually is as an employee.
It sounds like not very valuable.
So I'm not sure why this is a conundrum.
It sounds like not very valuable.
So I'm not sure why this is a conundrum.
Hence someone, anyone with 1 year experience at a big firm isn't any more special than someone with 1 year experience at a smaller firm.
Infact if anything, at a smaller firm the person will have had to work harder, learn faster and with less resources and there would be people with 3, 5, etc years experience at smaller firms, hundreds of them, begging for that job opening at a big firm who would be far more "valuable"
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If this is OP describing his situation at 24, number one is gonna happen. If you left them in bad circumstances number 3 will be an option. Have fun doing what you want to do while youre still young OP.
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I would go to the top of their highest HQ and jump because I spent 12 years of my life working to make Punit Rengen rich at my families expense.
Inb4 23 year old finds himself, codes an app and sells it to Google for 1 billion USD and they hire KPMG to audit because some middle management loser in Deloitte black flagged him.
Inb4 23 year old finds himself, codes an app and sells it to Google for 1 billion USD and they hire KPMG to audit because some middle management loser in Deloitte black flagged him.
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That young buck isn't even chartered yet.To go through the psychometric testing and interviews just to throw it away after a year and a bit is hella foolish lol.
Sand of bag.
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Originally Posted By brownbrah113⏩
Will you retire as soon as you have a child? Will you switch to a 30 hour job? Will you be okay with the pay cut/not having a main income source?Preaching to the choir buddy, I am a project manager for a construction company working an 8 to 6 sometimes 7. However, I have been at this for 2 years and already despise it. I have been lucky enough to have no student debt and enough money stashed away that I won't hesitate to quit once I have a child and just do my own thing (already have a side business that I could invest into).
My parents were both corporate slaves (middle management) and I don't want my child to grow up like I did, on the fkin computer and internet all day. Yeah I had the best computer, yeah I had top tier education fully paid for but didn't have a father teaching me how to fix a car or taking me camping. He was working or always tired after working.
My parents were both corporate slaves (middle management) and I don't want my child to grow up like I did, on the fkin computer and internet all day. Yeah I had the best computer, yeah I had top tier education fully paid for but didn't have a father teaching me how to fix a car or taking me camping. He was working or always tired after working.
I'm all for work-life balance argument but your life is supposed to get progressively better in terms of luxury and comfort; not worse!
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Originally Posted By thek1d⏩
Better to have a 5 bedroom house and an Audi A5 than a 2 bedroom apartment and an Audi R812 years in public and only mid-management? Bragging about an Audi?
Strong life.
Maybe you should take a half-year off and go for a hike... gain some perspective.
Strong life.
Maybe you should take a half-year off and go for a hike... gain some perspective.
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Better to have a 2 bedroom apartment, R8, no kids, than be stuck in a mortgaged 5 bedroom house, driving a base spec Audi and working all your life whilst your wife smashes her personal trainer.Better to have a 5 bedroom house and an Audi A5 than a 2 bedroom apartment and an Audi R8
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Originally Posted By 1outof10beta⏩
Sounds lonely and cope bro, just being real with you.Better to have a 2 bedroom apartment, R8, no kids, than be stuck in a mortgaged 5 bedroom house, driving a base spec Audi and working all your life whilst your wife smashes her personal trainer.
Also not all women are bored cheating housewives. A lot of them work too, and earn respectable money in professional jobs. They have a lot more flexible hours post-birth too
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Originally Posted By iAndrew1994⏩
Won't happen before age 27/28 and by then he may want to build some 'real' experience under his belt, as well as savings and the mentality may be completely different in terms of settling instead of travelling.That young buck isn't even chartered yet.To go through the psychometric testing and interviews just to throw it away after a year and a bit is hella foolish lol.
But even then a career break would probably make more sense than now. Straight after graduation made the most sense really. Or in between jobs, but I guess that literally means being fired from this one and moving elsewhere and having to grind it out right from the bottom
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Originally Posted By DassItMan⏩
What jobs are actually goat and don't have some element of misery, someone to answer to and require a lot of hard work/responsibility?I'd cry for being a manager at Deloitte if people online are honest about how shyt and miserable accounting is.
Idk what to believe but probably going into finance at this point.
Idk what to believe but probably going into finance at this point.
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Originally Posted By DassItMan⏩
Investment banking pays far more than big 4 but what classes as "busy season" in big 4 is your typical week in IB.I'd cry for being a manager at Deloitte if people online are honest about how shyt and miserable accounting is.
Idk what to believe but probably going into finance at this point.
Idk what to believe but probably going into finance at this point.
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Fresh MBA hires get damn near $200k at top US consulting firms. The base is probably only like $150k, but you also get a signing bonus, probably a relocation bonus, a performance bonus, solid health and retirement benefits as well as the ability to expense tons of stuff to the firm.Audit/tax. Consulting and M&A divisions get 200+, maybe even 250-300 with 10 years experience
I don't know why anybody who had a choice would do tax/audit or why you make it sound like it's some great job that anybody would give an arm and a leg for. You'll make $140k after over a decade of the most boring work I can imagine.
Leave your job, but do something cool like try to climb everest, then apply to an MBA program and try to land a consulting gig the next time around.
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Deloitte has an HR department and subsequent HR policies....It isnt up to you, as middle management, to determine what the employee can do.
In any corp environment I've ever worked if you wanted to take six months off it would have to be a long term disability claim or your a** can go find a new job.
In any corp environment I've ever worked if you wanted to take six months off it would have to be a long term disability claim or your a** can go find a new job.
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