Is it just barbequed chicken and watermelon juice?





Askin 4 fren

Being that I am black I have been to many. Allot of fun if that is your type of scene.

lmfao.....wtf.

They didn't invite you?

You forgot fried chicken and your mom's pussy

Lol at BBQ, its all about that jerk pork and chicken brahs

Yes. We eat succulent BBQ and laugh and joke to loud soul music playing the background. Pretty cool event.

Typically more fun than a fixed gear hipster backyard cookout.Basically tied with redneck cookouts, but categorically different.

black barbecue cookout

...op is that a secret codework for cawk sucking brah

I've been to many. Funny thing is that the whitest redneck and the blackest Tyrone would have a great time at a BBQ together as long as neither are actually racist (meaning not the funny kind of racist).

Ribs are poor ppl food. Srs.

Never seen what the big deal was.

One of the most overhyped.

i went to a party with my cousin once and it was her friends house and she was black. they had a huge azz house but me and my brother were the only white people. it was still fun but there was that vibe and we were getting alot of looks

Dont think I have.

My parents used to throw bbq's every sunday when we were young, didnt realize how obnoxious they were until a few years ago.

Father would set up his dj equipment and turn tables and blast spanish music for like 8 hours.

Cringy to think about but I was a kid hiding in my room playing nintendo 64, only creeping around for chips and hot dogs.

Correct.

brb grandma gets ribs, and whole chickens from butcher
brb gotta make "special sauce" from scratch but really it's based in a premade sauce with some added ingredients
brb who moved grandmas "grillin stick"... somebody gets their ass whooped.
brb sittin in foldout chairs/cheap outdoor plastic chairs sipping cheap fruit soda while mom/grandmom grills
brb start throwin a football or frisbee around while mom/grandmom plays New Edition or current RandB on some shtty quality radio
brb gettin hungry since everything has to be cooked and wrapped in aluminum foil before eating
brb running to corner store and coming back with 99cent can of arizona iced tea and flaming hot cheetos or frosted honey bun
brb gettin yelled at for eating before dinner
brb food finally ready. going up for seconds, almost finish the third helping but you find yourself slipping into food coma before you can finish.
brb passing out with a full belly, having only been struck once by grandma for losing her cooking stick on a beautiful warm summer day.
brb goat.

You forgot the "store run" aka, smoke session.

You forgot your dads friend or the uncle who wants to hog the grill.
brb electric slide to any damn song playing
brb seeing folks dancing like they are in their 20s again
brb collard greens for days
brb leftovers for the next few days
brb cant sleep in your room, blow up matress since family takes the rooms.
brb beer, alize, henessey/cognac

This topic is the worse attempt I've seen at trolling in a long time.