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post 1504949981 05-16-2017, 03:34 AM
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I feel like being married to someone like Elon would suck hard though, dude is a pioneer and probably always busy. Sloots probably know this and decide he is the perfect guy to sloot on?
post 1504951651 05-16-2017, 04:29 AM
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LOL jumps into a 5 kid life when she's a kid herself

In reality that's probably the first time they've actually raised the kids together without pro assistance. You know damn well he ain't taking care of the kids
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post 1504951731 05-16-2017, 04:32 AM
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-still in the divorce process
-already got some new fiance

This is not going to end well.

Thy are also really awkward around each other like they don't get along at all.
post 1504951741 05-16-2017, 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted By ND32
LOL jumps into a 5 kid life when she's a kid herself

In reality that's probably the first time they've actually raised the kids together without pro assistance. You know damn well he ain't taking care of the kids
Rich people never take care of kids. They have staff for that
post 1504951751 05-16-2017, 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted By TygaTyga
I feel like being married to someone like Elon would suck hard though, dude is a pioneer and probably always busy. Sloots probably know this and decide he is the perfect guy to sloot on?
Yeah you could imagine he spends 90% of his time talking about rockets and solar power and for the majority of women (and people generally) it would be difficult to live with someone like that
Originally Posted By ND32
LOL jumps into a 5 kid life when she's a kid herself

In reality that's probably the first time they've actually raised the kids together without pro assistance. You know damn well he ain't taking care of the kids
Those kids are from his previous marriage before this sloot
post 1504951821 05-16-2017, 04:36 AM
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this is new and exciting (feb 2015)
he's now dating amber heard
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post 1504954231 05-16-2017, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted By 3peat
this is new and exciting (feb 2015)
he's now dating amber heard
This, how many million did this sloot get out with?
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post 1504954551 05-16-2017, 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted By AlbinoScience
Elon Musk is such an incredibly smart guy but god damn he is one stupid, clueless, oblivious idiot when it comes to women srs.
This.

But nice HT he got. Looks much better.
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post 1504954931 05-16-2017, 05:45 AM
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One of the greatest technological and business minds in the world. Very few will ever accomplish as much as he has.........retarded when it comes to women? Lol
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post 1504955131 05-16-2017, 05:49 AM
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Married guy finds out his new fiance is a sloot


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post 1504955751 05-16-2017, 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted By mischman
Watched that video twice. Dont see where it mentions she's a sloot. Even though she could be.

I cant think of a single woman who wouldnt do backflips with a ball-gag in her mouth and a tyrone dildo in her ass to be with a billionaire
i heard she was a virgin when they married

she divorced him cuz he was never home (came home to sleep once every 2 weeks)

i dont think he got cucked but her biology took over (getting no attention)



but ya he probably got cucked
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post 1504955961 05-16-2017, 06:00 AM
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Originally Posted By SmAshmoto
He needs to forget about relationships and just smash 9/10 hbb high class escorts for the rest of his life. Even if he's lonely he can just buy a GFE for a week.

Fuark, why are these men with money so moronic when it comes to women. They need to get on that Leo time asap
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post 1504956091 05-16-2017, 06:02 AM
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He's got DGAF money OP, you on the other hand have to wake up to your miserable life tomorrow and contemplate whether carrying on is worth the struggle.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
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post 1504956411 05-16-2017, 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon
He's got DGAF money OP, you on the other hand have to wake up to your miserable life tomorrow and contemplate whether carrying on is worth the struggle.
this.

you think he gives a chit about getting divorce raped? hes got so much cash he could blow through 100 wives and it wouldnt put a dent in him. basically he gets to live the disney fantasy we were all raised on where women are all dainty angels who "love" him with that sacrificial love like bros have for bros...blissfully unaware of the cuckoldy going on behind the scenes.

hes living in stress-free ignorance.
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post 1504956791 05-16-2017, 06:11 AM
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Lots of hatred itt

-Makes more money than you could imagine ever in your life
-Has more money that you could ever imagine, or Leo D could imagine ever in his/your life
-Doesn't matter how much money he gives up in divorce.....he has so much more than literally everyone in the world minus about 60-70 people?
Oh Im wrong, 79 other people in the world have more money than he does: As of May 2017, he has an estimated net worth of $15.2 billion, making him the 80th-wealthiest person in the world



Like who in this thread can talk about his life and what he has done? You think a divorce is as serious to him as it would be you? lol at you for being this stupid.


Heres a miscer going through divorce:

brb cant afford lawyer
brb 30k in life savings, half is gone
brb make 60-70k a year
brb 400$ a month in alimony
brb have to sacrifice house and split profit
brb life is ruined for the next 10 years


Here is Elon Musk during a divorce:

brb hire 15 lawyers
brb heres my offer of nice cool 100-400 million, not a penny more
brb have the house, ill build a newer, better, more efficient house
brb 100k a month for child support? Cool, I make that in a day
brb Life goes on, guess I could charter my private jets for a bit to make up some of this money
brb invest in another company, sell spacex, make another billion or 4 since spacex is worth 12 billion or so


Like you dolts just don't get it at all because you cannot seriously with a normal brain wrap your head around being the 80th richest person in the world. Lets put perspective on it.....there 30-ish posts itt.....once it reaches 80 thats how many people have more money than Elon.....

He ain't got no worries......he never will have worries......he cool doe....he cool.....
post 1504957471 05-16-2017, 06:20 AM
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The vast majority of smart guys are clueless when it comes to women.Women have a different logic that those guys can't seem to decypher.

All my engineer friends who have made brilliant studies in very scientifical oriented fields are absolute cucks when it comes to women and all end up marrying the first one that would gladly accept them.
post 1504957681 05-16-2017, 06:22 AM
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LMFAO @ thinking a beautiful, young female will want to take care of all your shtty kids. He's a dumbass if he thinks they like him and not his money
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post 1504957771 05-16-2017, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****
LMFAO @ thinking a beautiful, young female will want to take care of all your shtty kids. He's a dumbass if he thinks they like him and not his money
You're a dumbass for thinking he likes them for their personality, lol
post 1504958461 05-16-2017, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted By JPF82
Lots of hatred itt

-Makes more money than you could imagine ever in your life
-Has more money that you could ever imagine, or Leo D could imagine ever in his/your life
-Doesn't matter how much money he gives up in divorce.....he has so much more than literally everyone in the world minus about 60-70 people?
Oh Im wrong, 79 other people in the world have more money than he does: As of May 2017, he has an estimated net worth of $15.2 billion, making him the 80th-wealthiest person in the world



Like who in this thread can talk about his life and what he has done? You think a divorce is as serious to him as it would be you? lol at you for being this stupid.


Heres a miscer going through divorce:

brb cant afford lawyer
brb 30k in life savings, half is gone
brb make 60-70k a year
brb 400$ a month in alimony
brb have to sacrifice house and split profit
brb life is ruined for the next 10 years


Here is Elon Musk during a divorce:

brb hire 15 lawyers
brb heres my offer of nice cool 100-400 million, not a penny more
brb have the house, ill build a newer, better, more efficient house
brb 100k a month for child support? Cool, I make that in a day
brb Life goes on, guess I could charter my private jets for a bit to make up some of this money
brb invest in another company, sell spacex, make another billion or 4 since spacex is worth 12 billion or so


Like you dolts just don't get it at all because you cannot seriously with a normal brain wrap your head around being the 80th richest person in the world. Lets put perspective on it.....there 30-ish posts itt.....once it reaches 80 thats how many people have more money than Elon.....

He ain't got no worries......he never will have worries......he cool doe....he cool.....
Originally Posted By JPF82
You're a dumbass for thinking he likes them for their personality, lol
How does his cock taste?
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post 1504958601 05-16-2017, 06:35 AM
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just lmao at having so much money and being socially retarded
post 1504958891 05-16-2017, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted By blckndyllw
How does his cock taste?
Like eleventybillion jiggawatts bruh, running my whole house on his jizz


u jelly?
post 1504959001 05-16-2017, 06:39 AM
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Someone aware him of misc
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post 1504959761 05-16-2017, 06:47 AM
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I thought it was gonna be amber heard but turns out this dude just loves giving away his money
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post 1504961411 05-16-2017, 07:06 AM
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I mean the dude has 5 kids by going balls deep in prime young HBB sloots, and is regarded by many as one of the smartest and innovative men of our time. If that's what you call a cuck, then so be it.
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post 1504961811 05-16-2017, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted By AlbinoScience
Elon Musk is such an incredibly smart guy but god damn he is one stupid, clueless, oblivious idiot when it comes to women srs.
This,

Married and divorced from the SAME FUKING WOMAN TWICE
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Originally Posted By Luc1fer
Ye, it's difficult to understand this. I mean, he knows she's being a complete bitch in that moment, but allows it to blow over. That's just his autism I guess; a lot of mem become irrational to a woman's 'charms'.
Them sugar walls will hypnotise most guys, it's a fact.

Every guy experiences it through puberty, some have the blanket lifted over there eyes eventually in their 20's if they're lucky or stay in that sort of dillusional state of existence where women have complete control over them their entire life. Guys like that who never get the sugar walls are dangerous. Were talking shooting up schools at worse or simply stalking girls.
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post 1504962581 05-16-2017, 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted By JoshSP1985
This,

Married and divorced from the SAME FUKING WOMAN TWICE
It's the chick in this video...

This video is from when he was 38 with 5 kids. He's 45 with 6 now.
post 1504962601 05-16-2017, 07:19 AM
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Fukkin dead at "really?"



You can sugar coat beta with all the money, fame, glory, intelligence and women you want. But you can never remove the beta.



With that said, still forever mirin the fuk out of that dude and his accomplishments.
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where the fcuk are the cliffs? are you guys new
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