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post 1509497851 06-23-2017, 06:47 PM
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post 1509497921 06-23-2017, 06:48 PM
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post 1509498181 06-23-2017, 06:52 PM
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post 1509498371 06-23-2017, 06:54 PM
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OP mane. I gave it a solid thought about ways you could cleanse yourself from this disaster of a situation.

What stuck to me is the idea that you tag yourself at tagasponsor and get you ass flown to ***** by a rich hummus to be pissed on. An eye for an eye nomsayin. Think of it as a pilgrimage. It all good.
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post 1509498741 06-23-2017, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted By US_Ranger⏩
Read the poster's response below. If that doesn't resonate in your head and make you actually see what the fck is wrong here then there is ZERO hope of you ever becoming a productive member of society. If I did what you did, I would probably consider killing myself out of shame and embarrassment. The fact that you're trying to make it right (AKA: keep your gf because you're a selfish piece of ****) speaks volumes for what kind of man (or non-man) you are. The only acceptable response on your end should have been to break up immediately and hand write an apology letter which you promise to never speak to their family or bother them again. Un-fcking-believable how you fail to recognize this. Go lay in fcking traffic *******.
You'd kill yourself? Lol holy fuk no thx Jeff. I'm just going to get my chit together. I don't think it is selfish of me to want to stay with someone I care about.
post 1509499751 06-23-2017, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
You'd kill yourself? Lol holy fuk no thx Jeff. I'm just going to get my chit together. I don't think it is selfish of me to want to stay with someone I care about.
Not sure if serious.

You obviously don't care about her because you completely embarrassed her in front of her family. You don't do things like that to people you care about. Obviously you're a selfish piece of **** so you don't understand that. Yeah I'd probably kill myself if I was a failure as a man and had nothing going for me. Unlike you, I have standards I hold myself to. You wouldn't understand that either because you're a failure at life...and an alcoholic. Here's to hoping you fall in the bonfire the next time you're peeing on it. Cheers *******!
post 1509499791 06-23-2017, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted By MajesticBeat⏩
Bro why u heff to be mad. It only golden shower.
Lmao. Repped.
post 1509500051 06-23-2017, 07:12 PM
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Age 25? How the fuk did you get black out drunk and piss in public at a family BBQ? LOL.
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post 1509500091 06-23-2017, 07:13 PM
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Sounds like they are using you as an Escape Goat
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post 1509500191 06-23-2017, 07:14 PM
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Anyone else read thread title as

GFs Dad wants to break up with me
post 1509500561 06-23-2017, 07:19 PM
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It's toasty up in here
post 1509501201 06-23-2017, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
Oh like you've never made a mistake? I admit I fuked up but this insult is way over the top.

Tempted to neg.
No I don't get blackout drunk at family gatherings and expose my dixk
post 1509501571 06-23-2017, 07:34 PM
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OP - your gf's dad is jealous of you and your humongous younger penis and got made when your gf's mom saw your thick (& veiny???) wang when you had let it out to pee on the bonfire. That night, as her parents were raw dogging it while she was sound asleep, her mom accidentally screamed out your name as she ejaculated.

Naturally, her dad was shocked and offended by this and now that his wife is sprung from the sight of your beautiful penor, he doesn't want his daughter to crave your delicious D as well. Most likely, he has a very frail looking wiener and can barely get a semi on a good day. If you think about it, he no longer has control of his wife and her untamed sexual desires but still thinks that he can control his daughter's horniness so he wants your relationship to end.

My advice: FUK your gf's dad hard in the ass to assert your dominance...it IS THE ONLY WAY now.
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post 1509501871 06-23-2017, 07:38 PM
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I don't know what to tell you man, but what you did really says a lot about you, he has every right to say what he said, I'd leave her and work on myself if I were you because what you did is really low. no excuse.
post 1509502101 06-23-2017, 07:41 PM
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If this isn't a roll bread then stop drinking and go to AA or some ****. If u can't handle the sauce at your age there's no hope, this way there's a small chance to redeem yourself so her fam won't think ur a pos
post 1509502201 06-23-2017, 07:42 PM
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GF thread but no pics? You must be new.
post 1509502281 06-23-2017, 07:43 PM
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I like the GMIscer troll threads better, they usually get my jimjams riled up more
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post 1509502531 06-23-2017, 07:48 PM
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From someone that only drinks sparingly and has never blacked out, I've never been able to fathom how someone gets to a point where they don't understand/know what they're doing. I've always been able to think rationally regardless of how many beers deep I am and understand the consequences of my actions. Someone help a brother understand? Is it just like a light switch, where you've got your **** together, and then the next sip just flips the switch and there's no going back or what?
post 1509502551 06-23-2017, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
You'd kill yourself? Lol holy fuk no thx Jeff. I'm just going to get my chit together. I don't think it is selfish of me to want to stay with someone I care about.
If you cared, you wouldn't have gone full potato in a family social event. If I was her brother, I would knock you out.

The only was you can redeem yourself, is to call Lex the Impaler, go the Full Nelson and send vid to father
"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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post 1509504541 06-23-2017, 08:17 PM
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nothing wrong with pissing on bonfires, whats the problem ?
post 1509505891 06-23-2017, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
You'd kill yourself? Lol holy fuk no thx Jeff. I'm just going to get my chit together. I don't think it is selfish of me to want to stay with someone I care about.
If you do care about her, genuinely, then you will stay the fuk away from her family and her father and maybe, maybe by god's grace years in the future you two will meet again, fall in love again and you won't pee on her dad's guests.


You weren't boolin around with your bros on the beach at a bonfire, you were with your girlfriend in front her family you fuking neanderthal.
post 1509506331 06-23-2017, 08:39 PM
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lol at not being physically superior to your gfs dad.
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
post 1509506631 06-23-2017, 08:43 PM
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post 1509506651 06-23-2017, 08:43 PM
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I was hoping I'd get some comfort and support from my misc bros but you guys are just grilling me. I know I fuked up but you all act like you've never made a mistake.
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
I was hoping I'd get some comfort and support from my misc bros but you guys are just grilling me. I know I fuked up but you all act like you've never made a mistake.
If they can't accept you in your drunken rages they don't deserve you when you're barely sober. You know who your true friends are dude. Better off without them.
post 1509514021 06-23-2017, 10:08 PM
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Assuming you're serious, are you capable of never doing that again? If you are, then try to make an earnest "plea" to the father and say that you're getting your alcoholic intake in check, and that you won't ever do anything like that again. Aside from your gf coming to her own decision to stay with you, that's all you can really do.
post 1509515511 06-23-2017, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Scrizzle⏩
Tell him demons from the 5th dimension commandeered your body and made you do it. Reassure him that you've contacted a priest and have an exorcism scheduled next weekend.
Beat me to it.
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