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Thread: What would be more effective in a 2 year slayer phase - Audi S5 or Porsche Cayman?

post 1512838561 07-20-2017, 05:35 PM
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post 1512838741 07-20-2017, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By KhumatMibra⏩
neither will bring you sloots if you have the personality of a boring autistic potato, which its pretty obvious you do.
Actually, I come across as very interesting and unique to sloots. Because I am unaware of social norms, I literally act like myself and it makes them laugh in a good way. A coupe of girls have said I love your confidence and balls and you are the most hilarious person I've ever met. I kissed all 3 of those girls at 3 different house parties

But other than those 3 situations that came by invite, I don't really talk to any women, or work with any my age, or even leave the house much tbh
post 1512839571 07-20-2017, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Whichever car I decide to get, I will 100% get it in stick shift!

I have never, nor will I probably ever, drive an automatic tbh
But the AMG you claim is your dad's and you have driven is clearly an automatic in the pics? (down and up-shift paddles)
post 1512839641 07-20-2017, 05:46 PM
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Only women u gonna be banging I that card is a hooker u paid for and then get dinged on. The lease return for STD on the seats
post 1512839731 07-20-2017, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted By LanceArmstr0ng⏩
But the AMG you claim is your dad's and you have driven is clearly an automatic in the pics? (Down and up shift paddles)
Lol. There is no such thing as a manual Merc.

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post 1512839791 07-20-2017, 05:48 PM
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post 1512839931 07-20-2017, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted By LanceArmstr0ng⏩
But the AMG you claim is your dad's and you have driven is clearly an automatic in the pics? (down and up-shift paddles)
I don't own it... my dad does

Also, flappy paddles is considered semi-automatic. I got no real beef with flappy paddles
post 1512840421 07-20-2017, 05:54 PM
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Go with the Audi but don't make a big deal out of it. Get shredded and use aesthetics to pull... car seals the deal and says you're not a degenerate.

If you go flashing your porsche key around... the sloots you're going to pull are ones that just want to suck your wallet dry rather than your cawk.
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post 1512849181 07-20-2017, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Komisch⏩
Go with the Audi but don't make a big deal out of it. Get shredded and use aesthetics to pull... car seals the deal and says you're not a degenerate.

If you go flashing your porsche key around... the sloots you're going to pull are ones that just want to suck your wallet dry rather than your cawk.
Don't you think some girls will just want to take snapchats of Porsche steering wheel and be driven around fast and enjoy the company of someone who's young, wild and free?
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- where you taking me in this Porsche big daddy?

- b-b-b-back to my parent's basement.

- What?! Ugh, no thank you. *gets out, slams car door*

- Y-y-you t-t-t-too.

Nice try Timmy.
post 1512850371 07-20-2017, 07:38 PM
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who the fuk compares Porsche to Audi lmao

if you are getting Audi at least go for a7 i beg you
post 1512850381 07-20-2017, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Rugger7⏩
- where you taking me in this Porsche big daddy?

- b-b-b-back to my parent's basement.

- What?! Ugh, no thank you. *gets out, slams car door*

- Y-y-you t-t-t-too.
My parents upstairs (where I live) looks completely detached to downstairs. There's two door entrances, so I could just say that the upstairs half of the house is my own flat.

Or go to her house.

Or get a hotel.

Or even lease out a pad for 2 years, whilst I am also leasing the sports car

It seems like one of those cross that bridge when it comes to it situations...
post 1512850911 07-20-2017, 07:44 PM
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For chicks, the Porsche. They will just think the S5 is some old-man family car IMO.
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post 1512875861 07-21-2017, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted By aleeboy⏩
For chicks, the Porsche. They will just think the S5 is some old-man family car IMO.
I get your point with the Audi, but you'd be playing the Badboy image. What kind of old man has tinted windows, black alloys, an exhaust which roars and plays Type of Way by Rich Homie Quan?
post 1512876141 07-21-2017, 01:13 AM
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vehicle for chicks is terrible because If they think you have money driving expensive vehicle, they are going to expect you to spend money on them "because you got it".

With that said Porsche has more prestige to it in the name itself, you could be driving a old Porsche cayman and would think youre balling. The audi is a good vehicle, but your goal is for sluts, and they will most likely think the audi is some regular ass car tbh.
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post 1512876161 07-21-2017, 01:13 AM
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some support and treatment for your autism might also help
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post 1512876211 07-21-2017, 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted By nckid⏩
vehicle for chicks is terrible because If they think you have money driving expensive vehicle, they are going to expect you to spend money on them "because you got it".

With that said Porsche has more prestige to it in the name itself, you could be driving a old Porsche cayman and would think youre balling. The audi is a good vehicle, but your goal is for sluts, and they will most likely think the audi is some regular ass car tbh.
Surely the spending part can be avoided by boning and going NC rather than keeping around to casually date/FwB?
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Taking corners in 4th? Brb no torque, about to stall out... unless you're somehow cornering at 120+ km/h.
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Surely the spending part can be avoided by boning and going NC rather than keeping around to casually date/FwB?
I was more so thinking they are going to expect to go out somewhere before the boning lol. Are you going to let them see your vehicle assuming this is how you get them in the first place and not take them out anywhere in it? They are sluts, they are going to want to be seen in it, and knowing or thinking lol that you have money, that you will take them somewhere that you will be spending money on them.

Idk if you can pull off a mcdonalds date and smash driving them there in a Porsche lol. People tend to feel some type of way when people who have money don't spend it
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Originally Posted By XabstractX⏩
Taking corners in 4th? Brb no torque, about to stall out... unless you're somehow cornering at 120+ km/h.
Please see video in post 31
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if you get a cayman you will be constantly getting cucked by 911's


so get the S5 - get a much sweeter engine note anyway and cheaper servicing costs
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Originally Posted By RmBoyos⏩
if you get a cayman you will be constantly getting cucked by 911's


so get the S5 - get a much sweeter engine note anyway and cheaper servicing costs
How many people drive 911's in Wales?
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S5 and it's not even close. Have been living this life for quite some time. Got the supercharged A6 back in 2014, got the windows tinted. The black windows on the white car look sick. Feels good knowing everywhere you go bishes and men alike are mirin. Feels even better when I roll down the drivers windows and look at their reaction when they see a 24 year old Chad driving a 70k car (I nod or give them a wink). Make the investment OP, nothing beats the adrenaline rush you get from whipping these things around or the godlike feeling when you walk a girl from the club to your car and she says, "zomg you have an AUDI?" Well actually you feel quite disgusted and pleased at the same time when they say this. Point is you don't even have to close, your car will do it for you. Nobody likes Porches anymore though bro, get the Audi the s5 is a beautiful car.
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Porsche,

Macan Or Cayenne Doe, More luxurious options and room to pipe.


Ideal world would be a 911/Cayenne combo hnnnnng

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Lol both will get smashed up in the valleys
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
How many people drive 911's in Wales?
i see more 911's than S5's almost everywhere

the only reason to get a cayman is because you cant afford a 911 lol
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I would pick Porsche because you can say you have a Porsche and girls can say to their gfs "he drives a Porsche" and you can just casually play with your keys and they will be interested and see its from Porsche
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Originally Posted By captaincuck⏩
S5 and it's not even close. Have been living this life for quite some time. Got the supercharged A6 back in 2014, got the windows tinted. The black windows on the white car look sick. Feels good knowing everywhere you go bishes and men alike are mirin. Feels even better when I roll down the drivers windows and look at their reaction when they see a 24 year old Chad driving a 70k car (I nod or give them a wink). Make the investment OP, nothing beats the adrenaline rush you get from whipping these things around or the godlike feeling when you walk a girl from the club to your car and she says, "zomg you have an AUDI?" Well actually you feel quite disgusted and pleased at the same time when they say this. Point is you don't even have to close, your car will do it for you. Nobody likes Porches anymore though bro, get the Audi the s5 is a beautiful car.
lol yeah i sure am miring when I see someone trying to money mog with a depreciating asset that someone with a 30k salary can afford
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Originally Posted By captaincuck⏩
S5 and it's not even close. Have been living this life for quite some time. Got the supercharged A6 back in 2014, got the windows tinted. The black windows on the white car look sick. Feels good knowing everywhere you go bishes and men alike are mirin. Feels even better when I roll down the drivers windows and look at their reaction when they see a 24 year old Chad driving a 70k car (I nod or give them a wink). Make the investment OP, nothing beats the adrenaline rush you get from whipping these things around or the godlike feeling when you walk a girl from the club to your car and she says, "zomg you have an AUDI?" Well actually you feel quite disgusted and pleased at the same time when they say this. Point is you don't even have to close, your car will do it for you. Nobody likes Porches anymore though bro, get the Audi the s5 is a beautiful car.
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Describe in detail the roar of the engine hnnnngggggggggg?

What kind of tunes do you blast?

How exactly do you go from seeing girls to picking them up? Do you pick them up in the street? Coffee shops? Clubs? Where is the best place?

Do you have the full body kit, including alloys?

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