Thread: Having our first kid in March...
08-13-2017, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
that was fast, feels like only yesterday you were complaining about not having a girlfriendI'm stoked brahs.
Got married last month. Found out afterward that she's pregnant. Got our due date last week.
Name suggestions for a boy/girl?
Got married last month. Found out afterward that she's pregnant. Got our due date last week.
Name suggestions for a boy/girl?
Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
personally id have to date a girl for several years before id actually get married to her. id have to be completely convinced i actually want to stay with her forever.Hey it's technically 10 months now....
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08-13-2017, 01:33 AM
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08-13-2017, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
RetardWe hadn't been using BC since we met. Basically started with the unprotected sex like 6 days after meeting. Surprised it didn't happen until after we actually got married.
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08-13-2017, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted By 4ea⏩
OP knew after 6 days he'd found a winner and was ready to cream pie her daily.personally id have to date a girl for several years before id actually get married to her. id have to be completely convinced i actually want to stay with her forever.
08-13-2017, 01:37 AM
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08-13-2017, 01:41 AM
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Having a kid in Decmeber. Not married brah, but been together long enough. Congrats. Reps on recharge.
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08-13-2017, 02:04 AM
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Going to raise a kid with your 10+ cats and with a woman you met just 10 months ago and on non CEO salaries? It's not going to be what you expect. Good luck ... you two will need it.
08-13-2017, 02:06 AM
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08-13-2017, 02:20 AM
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08-13-2017, 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Just dropping by to say congrats brah.I'm stoked brahs.
Got married last month. Found out afterward that she's pregnant. Got our due date last week.
Got married last month. Found out afterward that she's pregnant. Got our due date last week.
I can't share name recommendations - they're considered confidential and only between my wife and I.

08-13-2017, 02:33 AM
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08-13-2017, 02:42 AM
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cant believe nobody has said it yet............
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08-13-2017, 02:47 AM
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I wish your abandoned cats the best of luck. you gave up your cats for this woman. ridiculous
08-13-2017, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted By BroncManiac⏩
he got rid of his cats for her...Going to raise a kid with your 10+ cats and with a woman you met just 10 months ago and on non CEO salaries? It's not going to be what you expect. Good luck ... you two will need it.
08-13-2017, 02:51 AM
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What if your kid hates cats and believes that China exists? Will you disown him/her?
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08-13-2017, 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Here's what I've found out about OP:Wait ...wut? What's this about China?
- He doesn't believe China exists
- He thinks there are only 7 million people in the world
- He thinks NASA is an evil corporation that is hiding the truth
- He thinks the world is flat
Disclaimer: my info. is not up-to-date.
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08-13-2017, 03:53 AM
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You married someone who let you creampie her straight away without any birth control..?
How long were you together before getting married? inb4 less than a year.
True miscer
How long were you together before getting married? inb4 less than a year.
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08-13-2017, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted By AshWar⏩
FFS lmao.Boy: sickening
Girl: pissening
Genderfluid: revolting
Attack helicopter: insulting
Girl: pissening
Genderfluid: revolting
Attack helicopter: insulting
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08-13-2017, 04:51 AM
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Originally Posted By -Lucifer⏩
-adopts all wild animals that appear at his doorHere's what I've found out about OP:
- He doesn't believe China exists
- He thinks there are only 7 million people in the world
- He thinks NASA is an evil corporation that is hiding the truth
- He thinks the world is flat
Disclaimer: my info. is not up-to-date.
- He doesn't believe China exists
- He thinks there are only 7 million people in the world
- He thinks NASA is an evil corporation that is hiding the truth
- He thinks the world is flat
Disclaimer: my info. is not up-to-date.
-has 'adopted' 15 cats
-has adopted 5 pet rats
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08-13-2017, 04:53 AM
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08-13-2017, 04:56 AM
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08-13-2017, 05:02 AM
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be a good father and make sure the kid becomes a better man than you. teach him/her the importance of doing what is right, and never backing down on a promise, even a trivial promise like setting your hair on fire over a bet.
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08-13-2017, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Highwind7⏩
be a good father and make sure the kid becomes a better man than you. teach him/her the importance of doing what is right, and never backing down on a promise, even a trivial promise like setting your hair on fire over a bet.

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08-13-2017, 05:29 AM
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wut?
when the **** did cat brah get engaged and now his wife is pregnant and he got rid of all of his cats?
when did this chit happen? She made you get rid of ALL of your cats? like you have none left?
last i remember you had like 10 cats and then a bunch of ducks or chickens or some chit in the bath tub and was trying to bring randoms over.
when the **** did cat brah get engaged and now his wife is pregnant and he got rid of all of his cats?
when did this chit happen? She made you get rid of ALL of your cats? like you have none left?
last i remember you had like 10 cats and then a bunch of ducks or chickens or some chit in the bath tub and was trying to bring randoms over.
08-13-2017, 05:39 AM
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08-13-2017, 05:43 AM
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08-13-2017, 05:44 AM
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08-13-2017, 05:51 AM
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LOL at marrying a girl you met 10 months ago
LOL at ring shopping after 6 weeks because you think you found a winner
LOL at busting inside her raw this whole time
End well this will not
LOL at ring shopping after 6 weeks because you think you found a winner
LOL at busting inside her raw this whole time
End well this will not
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