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post 1515482771 08-13-2017, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon
I'm stoked brahs.

Got married last month. Found out afterward that she's pregnant. Got our due date last week.

Name suggestions for a boy/girl?
that was fast, feels like only yesterday you were complaining about not having a girlfriend
Originally Posted By LinuxJon
Hey it's technically 10 months now....
personally id have to date a girl for several years before id actually get married to her. id have to be completely convinced i actually want to stay with her forever.
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post 1515482921 08-13-2017, 01:33 AM
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Boy: sickening
Girl: pissening
Genderfluid: revolting
Attack helicopter: insulting
post 1515482991 08-13-2017, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon
We hadn't been using BC since we met. Basically started with the unprotected sex like 6 days after meeting. Surprised it didn't happen until after we actually got married.
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post 1515483111 08-13-2017, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted By 4ea
personally id have to date a girl for several years before id actually get married to her. id have to be completely convinced i actually want to stay with her forever.
OP knew after 6 days he'd found a winner and was ready to cream pie her daily.
post 1515483181 08-13-2017, 01:37 AM
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Posting in a trainwreck
post 1515483411 08-13-2017, 01:41 AM
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Having a kid in Decmeber. Not married brah, but been together long enough. Congrats. Reps on recharge.
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post 1515484361 08-13-2017, 02:04 AM
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Going to raise a kid with your 10+ cats and with a woman you met just 10 months ago and on non CEO salaries? It's not going to be what you expect. Good luck ... you two will need it.
post 1515484501 08-13-2017, 02:06 AM
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post 1515484861 08-13-2017, 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted By AshWar
Boy: sickening
Girl: pissening
Genderfluid: revolting
Attack helicopter: insulting
on spread brah, on spreahhd
post 1515485151 08-13-2017, 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon
I'm stoked brahs.

Got married last month. Found out afterward that she's pregnant. Got our due date last week.
Just dropping by to say congrats brah.

I can't share name recommendations - they're considered confidential and only between my wife and I.
post 1515485351 08-13-2017, 02:33 AM
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How do your cats feel about this? Did she clean your ****ty apartment for you?
post 1515485671 08-13-2017, 02:42 AM
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cant believe nobody has said it yet............












































































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post 1515485761 08-13-2017, 02:47 AM
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I wish your abandoned cats the best of luck. you gave up your cats for this woman. ridiculous
post 1515485841 08-13-2017, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted By BroncManiac
Going to raise a kid with your 10+ cats and with a woman you met just 10 months ago and on non CEO salaries? It's not going to be what you expect. Good luck ... you two will need it.
he got rid of his cats for her...
post 1515485891 08-13-2017, 02:51 AM
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What if your kid hates cats and believes that China exists? Will you disown him/her?

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post 1515487291 08-13-2017, 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted By -Lucifer
What if your kid hates cats and believes that China exists? Will you disown him/her?
Wait ...wut? What's this about China?
post 1515487461 08-13-2017, 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Wait ...wut? What's this about China?
Here's what I've found out about OP:

- He doesn't believe China exists
- He thinks there are only 7 million people in the world
- He thinks NASA is an evil corporation that is hiding the truth
- He thinks the world is flat

Disclaimer: my info. is not up-to-date.

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post 1515488271 08-13-2017, 03:53 AM
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You married someone who let you creampie her straight away without any birth control..?

How long were you together before getting married? inb4 less than a year.

True miscer
post 1515488671 08-13-2017, 04:11 AM
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So we gonna pretend to ignore that OP is a hateful bigot who mentioned 2 gender instead of 50+?
post 1515489411 08-13-2017, 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted By AshWar
Boy: sickening
Girl: pissening
Genderfluid: revolting
Attack helicopter: insulting
FFS lmao.



Given out too much rep.
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post 1515489541 08-13-2017, 04:51 AM
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Originally Posted By -Lucifer
Here's what I've found out about OP:

- He doesn't believe China exists
- He thinks there are only 7 million people in the world
- He thinks NASA is an evil corporation that is hiding the truth
- He thinks the world is flat

Disclaimer: my info. is not up-to-date.
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post 1515489601 08-13-2017, 04:53 AM
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post 1515489701 08-13-2017, 04:56 AM
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post 1515489881 08-13-2017, 05:02 AM
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be a good father and make sure the kid becomes a better man than you. teach him/her the importance of doing what is right, and never backing down on a promise, even a trivial promise like setting your hair on fire over a bet.
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post 1515490071 08-13-2017, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Highwind7
be a good father and make sure the kid becomes a better man than you. teach him/her the importance of doing what is right, and never backing down on a promise, even a trivial promise like setting your hair on fire over a bet.
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post 1515490561 08-13-2017, 05:29 AM
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wut?

when the **** did cat brah get engaged and now his wife is pregnant and he got rid of all of his cats?

when did this chit happen? She made you get rid of ALL of your cats? like you have none left?

last i remember you had like 10 cats and then a bunch of ducks or chickens or some chit in the bath tub and was trying to bring randoms over.
post 1515490821 08-13-2017, 05:39 AM
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rip boyo
post 1515491001 08-13-2017, 05:43 AM
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post 1515491011 08-13-2017, 05:44 AM
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post 1515491351 08-13-2017, 05:51 AM
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LOL at marrying a girl you met 10 months ago

LOL at ring shopping after 6 weeks because you think you found a winner

LOL at busting inside her raw this whole time

End well this will not
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