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Thread: Feels good having a loyal, loving and supporting wife. Fuk off redpill scum.

post 1517985431 08-31-2017, 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Have fun saving your pennies in the bank only to die of a heart attack anyway and all your money gets seized by the government.
So you're immune to heart attacks because youve got a slave wife? It's actually more likely youll suffer from heart problems eating sweaty slave chit and sitting on your fat 20+ % bodyfat ass all day drinking long island ice teas your yeast infected, loose vaginad wife funnel feeds you.
post 1517985461 08-31-2017, 04:06 AM
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I know those feels, reapped
We're all gonna make it.
post 1517985501 08-31-2017, 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted By miscbehaving⏩
That's too easy and it takes zero effort on your part. Do something to show your appreciation. It will mean a lot more to her.
I was kinds joking bro. Not sure spa days are her thing though.
Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
So you're immune to heart attacks because youve got a slave wife? It's actually more likely youll suffer from heart problems eating sweaty slave chit and sitting on your fat 20+ % bodyfat ass all day drinking long island ice teas your yeast infected, loose vaginad wife funnel feeds you.
Someone sounds rustled! At least my body will be discovered by someone who cares within the hour.
Originally Posted By jonnicola⏩
I know those feels, reapped
Off spread brah.
fist yourself
post 1517985551 08-31-2017, 04:09 AM
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MILF wife

Pick one
post 1517985671 08-31-2017, 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
p.s. - It's her birthday in a few weeks. Any ideas on gifts so I can WK the fuk out of her?
You could always shave off all your body hair and stuff into a silk pillow.
post 1517985701 08-31-2017, 04:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28⏩
You could always shave off all your body hair and stuff into a silk pillow.
I'm not a hairy man.
fist yourself
post 1517985741 08-31-2017, 04:14 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Someone sounds rustled! At least my body will be discovered by someone who cares within the hour.
Your wife is in such a good mood because she got her fill of Chad semen over the 2 day period you were developing skin cancer. Once you all get back to the daily grind of mundane married life and dealing with snot nose brats I promise she'll go back to her regular hateful ways.
post 1517985841 08-31-2017, 04:15 AM
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im happy for you bro but women drive me nuts I may be destined to be alone
post 1517986081 08-31-2017, 04:21 AM
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Lmfao at some of these replies.
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post 1517986231 08-31-2017, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
And you absolute cocksuckers on here have no idea how that will ever feel.
I do know how it feels to have a loving partner (I married my soul mate). But I would never come back from a vacation and sit on the couch on an internet forum "recovering" while she does all the laundry/ironing/cooking + harvesting from your greenhouse, unless you're carrying the relationship in other ways, anyway.

On the birthday - if someone can take care of the kids for you I'd treat her to Fraiche, after a day at the spa (together) if you know of a good one nearby. I've been to Fraiche and it's pretty good - quite a nice treat for the lady.
post 1517986241 08-31-2017, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted By GiveMeTheD⏩
Location: Merseyside
MILF wife

Pick one
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HTC, don't @ me
post 1517986261 08-31-2017, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
Your wife is in such a good mood because she got her fill of Chad semen over the 2 day period you were developing skin cancer. Once you all get back to the daily grind of mundane married life and dealing with snot nose brats I promise she'll go back to her regular hateful ways.
You need to take a break from the misc pal.
Originally Posted By Aristotelian⏩
I do know how it feels to have a loving partner (I married my soul mate). But I would never come back from a vacation and sit on the couch on an internet forum "recovering" while she does all the laundry/ironing/cooking + harvesting from your greenhouse
You don't have any idea how ill I was. I couldn't even walk a few yard without gettng out of breath and feeling nauseaus.

Google heat exhaustion. It fukking sucks and I'm STILL suffering a bit.

However I am now back to my main chore of house chef.
fist yourself
post 1517986481 08-31-2017, 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
You need to take a break from the misc pal.
Shame it takes an expensive holiday for your wife to finally pull her weight around the house. I know you're all giddy about it and think she's smitten with you but the reality is her resentment steadily grows as she looks after 2 children and a grown ass man who doesnt know how to pack a dishwasher or clean under his foreskin before he forcefully busts his 2 pump nut inside her gaping hole.
post 1517986511 08-31-2017, 04:33 AM
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Get her a framed photograph of your AVI.
UK/SWISS CREW
post 1517986561 08-31-2017, 04:35 AM
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What does finances have to do with any of it? Strong addition to the end of the post. Your wife just a long term prostitute?
post 1517986671 08-31-2017, 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
Shame it takes an expensive holiday for your wife to finally pull her weight around the house. I know you're all giddy about it and think she's smitten with you but the reality is her resentment steadily grows as she looks after 2 children and a grown ass man who doesnt know how to pack a dishwasher or clean under his foreskin before he forcefully busts his 2 pump nut inside her gaping hole.
Spoiler!


fist yourself
post 1517986791 08-31-2017, 04:42 AM
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Take note....How it's done rite here boyos. Rome wasn't built in a day m8....plenty of time to eat ass when she's done doing her chores bro.
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post 1517987221 08-31-2017, 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted By white_pele⏩
How about helping her with 2 days worth of house chores instead of miscing?
Basically this. OP describes his wife as some sort of a slave.

It's true too, his wife is really working like a slave. Wonder what she's coping up for. Maybe for her extramarital "friendships" with Chad, Jamal, Tyrone etc?
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post 1517987511 08-31-2017, 05:04 AM
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Book her a message/spa package while you watch the kids. Let her sleep in that day too.
post 1517987531 08-31-2017, 05:05 AM
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Know that feeling of having a loyal, hard working AF wife.

Makes loving her so much easier.
Come home to freshly cooked meals, hugs before bedtime, Netflix when the kid is asleep.
Eating her ass without second thoughts, no worries of her having an std etc.

Keep banning you std infested club sluts fellas. We got this married shyt covered.
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get no tips, cuz too ugly crew
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post 1517987661 08-31-2017, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Argules⏩
Know that feeling of having a loyal, hard working AF wife.

Makes loving her so much easier.
Come home to freshly cooked meals, hugs before bedtime, Netflix when the kid is asleep.
Eating her ass without second thoughts, no worries of her having an std etc.

Keep banning you std infested club sluts fellas. We got this married shyt covered.
age: 25

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mum spits at me everytime im a sleep Crew
even fat chicks dont like me Crew
lost my virginity to a donkey Crew
i didnt fuk it, it fukked me Crew
waiter crew
get no tips, cuz too ugly crew
customers laugh at me when i ask if the food was good crew
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post 1517987731 08-31-2017, 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Argules⏩
Know that feeling of having a loyal, hard working AF wife.

Makes loving her so much easier.
Come home to freshly cooked meals, hugs before bedtime, Netflix when the kid is asleep.
Eating her ass without second thoughts, no worries of her having an std etc.

Keep banning you std infested club sluts fellas. We got this married shyt covered.
Who are you married cucks trying to convince here exactly?
post 1517987781 08-31-2017, 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Argules⏩
Know that feeling of having a loyal, hard working AF wife.

Makes loving her so much easier.
Come home to freshly cooked meals, hugs before bedtime, Netflix when thekidis asleep.
Eating her ass without second thoughts, no worries of her having an std etc.

Keep banning you std infested club sluts fellas. We got this married shyt covered.
Age: 25

Ain't nobody jealous of your life.
post 1517988881 08-31-2017, 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
You don't have any idea how ill I was. I couldn't even walk a few yard without gettng out of breath and feeling nauseaus.

Google heat exhaustion. It fukking sucks and I'm STILL suffering a bit.

However I am now back to my main chore of house chef.
you are nauseous
Originally Posted By Bulker⏩
It's true too, his wife is really working like a slave. Wonder what she's coping up for. Maybe for her extramarital "friendships" with Chad, Jamal, Tyrone etc?
location: UK - more like Mohammad
fukn Brozart
I'm a hugger
post 1517988991 08-31-2017, 05:44 AM
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5 mins to post pics or negged
post 1517989081 08-31-2017, 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
you are nauseous
Your avi is nauseous.
Originally Posted By TheWorldIsUrs⏩
5 mins to post pics or negged
fist yourself
post 1517989571 08-31-2017, 05:55 AM
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how much for nnight with her?
post 1517989711 08-31-2017, 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
you are nauseous



location: UK - more like Mohammad
bukn frozart
Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Your avi is nauseous.



i see your girl still has some of hameeds chit on her face
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post 1517989931 08-31-2017, 06:02 AM
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At absolutely no moment did you mention something about her look... which is quite telling,TFW british LMAO.
post 1517990031 08-31-2017, 06:04 AM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger⏩
At absolutely no moment did you mention something about her look... which is quite telling,TFW british LMAO.
Slim, tanned, brunette, slightly meditteranean looking, decent sized tits, doesn't need/wear makeup. 5'9".

Good enough?
fist yourself
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