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Thread: I'm bored, time to laugh at some northerners

post 1519762041 09-18-2017, 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Nizza123⏩
Sample size 2? I live, work and studied and Manchester and it's the northern power house in the UK that is home to 3 universities (100,000+ students), with many southerners (Londoners) coming up to study here alongside tons of international students. There are many many 7+/10 girls in Manchester! These low quality mongs probably overdosed on MDMA & Ket rather than booze.

Also, some students nights are filled with emos/hipsters who enjoy cheap and cheerful nights out, whilst others are catered for more glamorous fresh tight senorita.

These articles in the DM are designed to denounce all students as lazy lazyabouts only bothered about hedonism in order to trigger the miserable older generations who are jelly of the uni bubble.
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post 1519762071 09-18-2017, 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
#rekt
Keep it classy, scouse gits

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017...ge-2am-arrest/

Cliffs

Scouse git tries to pork 5/10 no mark while missus is on holiday with their 14 kids, gets caught drunk driving with said no mark, pleads guilty gets two year ban and community service

Not his first rodeo either, smashed various prostitues while married, caught drink driving before (actually i don't know that for a fact but I'm sure it must be true)

Like I said, keeping it classy
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post 1519762681 09-18-2017, 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Keep it classy, scouse gits

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017...ge-2am-arrest/

Cliffs

Scouse git tries to pork 5/10 no mark while missus is on holiday with their 14 kids, gets caught drunk driving with said no mark, pleads guilty gets two year ban and community service

Not his first rodeo either, smashed various prostitues while married, caught drink driving before (actually i don't know that for a fact but I'm sure it must be true)

Like I said, keeping it classy
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post 1519762861 09-18-2017, 04:14 AM
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hngg the one on the right

that's a UK 11
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You wouldn't see this on the streets of Dublin that is for sure..
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post 1519763181 09-18-2017, 04:27 AM
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negged southern self righteous *******
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post 1519763601 09-18-2017, 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted By rjw99⏩
negged southern self righteous *******
Oh dear.

Thread backfire of the year right here.
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post 1519763731 09-18-2017, 04:40 AM
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*!*!*!*!*!Breaking news*!*!*!*!

Southern man believes his opinion matters.

*!*!*!*!*!**!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*


Meanwhile in the exciting South:

One M1 lane shut after vehicle breaks down

http://www.hertsad.co.uk/news/one-m1...down-1-5198401

Cliffords:

Lane shut for broken down vehicle.


Celebrity visit to St Albans South Signal Box

http://www.hertsad.co.uk/news/celebr...-box-1-5195360

Cliffrey:

The "Celebrity" is a Northener.

St Albans sinkhole evacuee exclusively speaks to Herts Ad as road re-opens

http://www.hertsad.co.uk/news/st-alb...pens-1-4798962

Cliffrey:

Road doesn't want to remain the south any more so tries to kill itself.
Takes Southerners nearly a year to fill and repair a hole (side note: the South is one giant hole).
Perfect summation of how exciting the St Albans (OP's home town) is:
An important milestone will be reached at a ceremony on Saturday when residents gather at the fully repaired cul de sac to celebrate its official reopening. St Albans’ ‘sinkhole road’ was opened to traffic on Wednesday.

Get yourself some bunting OP, sounds like you're going to need it during such wild times.
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post 1519763821 09-18-2017, 04:42 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Hmmmm not too bad...

Certainly beats emptying your balls into a slazenger sock every night!

I'll take the sock or the dog on my lap first
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post 1519763841 09-18-2017, 04:44 AM
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Originally Posted By GuinnessPower⏩
You wouldn't see this on the streets of Dublin that is for sure..
Too easy. I won't even touch this one
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post 1519763871 09-18-2017, 04:44 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Hmmmm not too bad...

Certainly beats emptying your balls into a slazenger sock every night!

One on the right would get it.
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
I like phat asses so I'd take the grenade on the left, you just know the sex is gonna be good with this slooty looking hoar
post 1519764291 09-18-2017, 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Oh dear.

Thread backfire of the year right here.
lol I don't usually neg but I'm down south right now and the girls here, well yeah, they are a little better looking than the girl up north, simply because they are better kept! there is more money down here and the girls spend money on top of the range clothes, salons, beauticians etc etc

BUT this brings with it a STRONG sense of entitlement, srs they are all up their own asses !! Usually have some beta boyfriend who dresses well, well groomed and keeps quiet when hes told, purely there as a matching accessory, someone who they can take to their parents to keep up the upper class facade. Girls up north are MUCH friendlier and approachable.

/rant
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post 1519764321 09-18-2017, 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted By sobored⏩
I like phat asses so I'd take the grenade on the left, you just know the sex is gonna be good with this slooty looking hoar
Wow! You are probably right. Measly reps coming. One good thing is she isn't Irish
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post 1519764341 09-18-2017, 04:57 AM
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Sorry. You have, you know the rest
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post 1519764671 09-18-2017, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted By hutch6⏩
*!*!*!*!*!Breaking news*!*!*!*!

Southern man believes his opinion matters.

*!*!*!*!*!**!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*


Meanwhile in the exciting South:

One M1 lane shut after vehicle breaks down

http://www.hertsad.co.uk/news/one-m1...down-1-5198401

Cliffords:

Lane shut for broken down vehicle.


Celebrity visit to St Albans South Signal Box

http://www.hertsad.co.uk/news/celebr...-box-1-5195360

Cliffrey:

The "Celebrity" is a Northener.

St Albans sinkhole evacuee exclusively speaks to Herts Ad as road re-opens

http://www.hertsad.co.uk/news/st-alb...pens-1-4798962

Cliffrey:

Road doesn't want to remain the south any more so tries to kill itself.
Takes Southerners nearly a year to fill and repair a hole (side note: the South is one giant hole).
Perfect summation of how exciting the St Albans (OP's home town) is:
An important milestone will be reached at a ceremony on Saturday when residents gather at the fully repaired cul de sac to celebrate its official reopening. St Albans’ ‘sinkhole road’ was opened to traffic on Wednesday.

Get yourself some bunting OP, sounds like you're going to need it during such wild times.
Ahahahahaha!! LMFAO! Absolutely brilliant!

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Originally Posted By potbellymadar⏩
I'll take the sock or the dog on my lap first
Like you have a choice in the matter.
Originally Posted By rjw99⏩
lol I don't usually neg but I'm down south right now and the girls here, well yeah, they are a little better looking than the girl up north, simply because they are better kept! there is more money down here and the girls spend money on top of the range clothes, salons, beauticians etc etc

BUT this brings with it a STRONG sense of entitlement, srs they are all up their own asses !! Usually have some beta boyfriend who dresses well, well groomed and keeps quiet when hes told, purely there as a matching accessory, someone who they can take to their parents to keep up the upper class facade. Girls up north are MUCH friendlier and approachable.

/rant
Most of the decent looking women down south are probably immigrants anyway.

I've seen Eastenders. All southern women have that Michelle Fowler look:

Spoiler!
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post 1519764841 09-18-2017, 05:11 AM
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Bustacapp buying her drinks all night and then riding home on his sons mini bike.
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post 1519765021 09-18-2017, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted By potbellymadar⏩
Too easy. I won't even touch this one
I am sure many Women say that about you on a daily basis.
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Originally Posted By potbellymadar⏩
Wow! You are probably right. Measly reps coming. One good thing is she isn't Irish
The whole bashing the Irish thing is getting old, you have already proven to be a pathetic little manlet who's comments are irrelevant on this forum.
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^^Okay. Sir, I apologize
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Originally Posted By GuinnessPower⏩
I am sure many Women say that about you on a daily basis.
They do. I know I am ugly so your rebuttal means notta
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The most hilarious thing about this thread is a lot of Sams precious southerners come up north because 1: cheaper 2: a lot of good Universities+party places 3: LOL @ London being a "party city" maybe if you're earning 60k+ and get to go out once a week.

Heres the list:

Liverpool
Leeds
Newcastle
Sheffield
Manchester (2 Unis, 10k students)


For the Americans wondering why this always happens in the UK; its a long held tradition the police and NHS acts as a nanny for you when out on the piss as long as you behave yourself. So feel free to get loaded on all sorts, stagger around, sit on the ground you wouldn't normally sit on and puke it up afterwards then go get some overpriced, yet easy food.

LOL @ london being a place to be for going out, get ****ed you council housing rat.
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Originally Posted By rjw99⏩
lol I don't usually neg but I'm down south right now and the girls here, well yeah, they are a little better looking than the girl up north, simply because they are better kept! there is more money down here and the girls spend money on top of the range clothes, salons, beauticians etc etc

BUT this brings with it a STRONG sense of entitlement, srs they are all up their own asses !! Usually have some beta boyfriend who dresses well, well groomed and keeps quiet when hes told, purely there as a matching accessory, someone who they can take to their parents to keep up the upper class facade. Girls up north are MUCH friendlier and approachable.

/rant
Let me see if I've got this straight

Girls up north are fatter and uglier but easier, therefore the north>south? That right?
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The NW is the fattest part of England with the biggest binge drinking/ladette culture. I couldn't wait to gtfo out of there and back down south.
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Let me see if I've got this straight

Girls up north are fatter and uglier but easier, therefore the north>south? That right?
Depends on your definition of ugly. I'd prefer a solid 6/10 northern girl with decent personality who I can be myself with and isn't high maintenance, than these self entitled southern sloots. The guys who are with them down here dont even look happy and only smile when the girl looks at them to make sure they are acting the way they should, just LOL

And yes I realise this is a generalisation, but its just the difference I've noticed while being down here.
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Lol Fallowfield life never changes

Also most manchester uni students are from london.

I was up their for three years, came back with more of a London accent than I had before (ruining my perfectly posh public school boy southern accent... das not it maynnn)
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Originally Posted By jacemano⏩
Lol Fallowfield life never changes

Also most manchester uni students are from london.

I was up their for three years, came back with more of a London accent than I had before (ruining my perfectly posh public school boy southern accent... das not it maynnn)
Damn sucks man. Although you'll still get a lot further in life sounding London than that gutteral Manc stuff
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