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Thread: text this to a girl for guaranteed sex (early halloween edition 2017)

post 1520061871 09-20-2017, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Maxamanius⏩
you can say whatever you want to sloots if you're a chad and get laid, try getting this to work being below a 7/10
Exactly, this shiit ain't gonna work if you're ugly or average, in fact if you're ugly, you won't get matches in the first place.
post 1520160011 09-21-2017, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted By velvetmudhole⏩
Ask her if she's a gobblin tonight


Gobblin your cawk
Lulz

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post 1520160821 09-21-2017, 06:56 PM
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post 1520161781 09-21-2017, 07:08 PM
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That goblin joke is pure genius
post 1520162511 09-21-2017, 07:16 PM
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[QUOTE=W1LLW post_id=1520060751][p]that'll do misc, that'll do


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post 1520163631 09-21-2017, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted By krawZe⏩
do you srsly think one line will get them to come over and bang you? what do you say when they come over? just keep repeating the line?
u are one anti social retard.
post 1520164061 09-21-2017, 07:35 PM
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post 1520171271 09-21-2017, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted By krawZe⏩
do you srsly think one line will get them to come over and bang you? what do you say when they come over? just keep repeating the line?
It's a playful icebreaker that gets the conversation sexual immediately. It's not meant to be a single line panty dropper, it's meant to break the ice playfully and avoid the normal small talk BS.
Originally Posted By BlackScorpio91⏩
Exactly, this shiit ain't gonna work if you're ugly or average, in fact if you're ugly, you won't get matches in the first place.
Not true at all, just that the less good looking dudes have to use it on an audience less attractive than themselves (a place they may not be willing to go). You can use it on girls in the same league as you, just with less success.
post 1520171571 09-21-2017, 09:20 PM
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I sent this message to like 15 girls on my Tinder last night, and had like 6 responses, all positive. This is a pretty good way to figure out which girls are down to have sex with you, and doesn't make them feel like whores.
post 1520172011 09-21-2017, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I sent this message to like 15 girls on my Tinder last night, and had like 6 responses, all positive. This is a pretty good way to figure out which girls are down to have sex with you, and doesn't make them feel like whores.
sweet screenshots *******.
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post 1520172251 09-21-2017, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I sent this message to like 15 girls on my Tinder last night, and had like 6 responses, all positive. This is a pretty good way to figure out which girls are down to have sex with you, and doesn't make them feel like whores.
Das it mane. Post some pics though
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post 1520172781 09-21-2017, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I sent this message to like 15 girls on my Tinder last night, and had like 6 responses, all positive. This is a pretty good way to figure out which girls are down to have sex with you, and doesn't make them feel like whores.
Yeah I ended up with 7/10 at this point. I prefer other openers as they match up with my style and make it easier to roll with. Most responses were emoji laughing faces.... boring
post 1520173791 09-21-2017, 09:48 PM
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edit: I'm 5/8 at this point. All positive responses but the more conservative ones will ignore it of course
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post 1520175711 09-21-2017, 10:14 PM
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Tell her she has the teeth of a jackolantern that's been sitting on a porch for 3 weeks
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post 1520176141 09-21-2017, 10:22 PM
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Sent this to two of the sluttier younger looking girls i matched with. Will post results if they respond, don't delete, lol.
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post 1520176351 09-21-2017, 10:27 PM
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post 1520177681 09-21-2017, 10:55 PM
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All I got were crying with laughter emoji's. Not worth posting. Kinda hard to respond to. Basically have to start the conversation back over.
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post 1520178091 09-21-2017, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted By travellingbrah⏩
All I got were crying with laughter emoji's. Not worth posting. Kinda hard to respond to. Basically have to start the conversation back over.
Typical boring sloots. Give them a golden cheeky line and all they reply with are chit 1 word responses/emojis.
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post 1520180651 09-21-2017, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
Typical boring sloots. Give them a golden cheeky line and all they reply with are chit 1 word responses/emojis.
And they usually open with the same boring chit they complain about.
post 1520180941 09-22-2017, 12:01 AM
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lol not bad, might try it on some tinder sloots tonight
post 1520183421 09-22-2017, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted By DukeWang⏩
And they usually open with the same boring chit they complain about.
Typical convo with a female in 2017:

you - I've traveled the world, I climbed Everest, got enlightenment in south america studying under monks...

girl - haha nice

you - it was in fact nice, I understand my personal meaning of life more now.

girl -lol
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post 1520184311 09-22-2017, 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
Lulz

girl has a personality of a brick, jesus christ
post 1520229141 09-22-2017, 12:44 PM
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first sloot to get pissed about it.



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post 1520233081 09-22-2017, 01:24 PM
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Tell this gal you wanna get her home and spread her on the floor like a big bag of Halloween candy and you're gonna eat it all
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post 1520236671 09-22-2017, 02:00 PM
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[QUOTE=Bigdumogre post_id=1520055531]Texted it to my wife

She said "Who the fuk is Annabelle?'

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post 1520240841 09-22-2017, 02:49 PM
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[QUOTE=W1LLW post_id=1520060751][p]that'll do misc, that'll do


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Fukken lmao you even spelled cawk the misc way. Strong everything bruh.
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
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post 1520241771 09-22-2017, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Davidn28⏩
girl has a personality of a brick, jesus christ
there's a lot of them like that unfortunately
post 1520248331 09-22-2017, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted By velvetmudhole⏩
Tell this gal you wanna get her home and spread her on the floor like a big bag of Halloween candy and you're gonna eat it all


Sent to 2 others as well. Lets see how this one holds up
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post 1520248511 09-22-2017, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩


Sent to 2 others as well. Lets see how this one holds up
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