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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
He probably throws the can out the window also like a typical tradie.Funny thing is I can see this, with the fuking oil/tomato can mixture dripping all over Royal mail uniform
This...I'm confused as fuk
This...I'm confused as fuk
10-03-2017, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
This has made it even more confusing. so they take 6 months of rent annually and multiply it by 160 years? So say your rent is 1,200 per month x 6 x 160? You paid over a million dollars for that flat? Or am I way the fuk off?Right..here goes.. we don't use the word condo here. An apartment or 'flat' can be bought or rented monthly (usually 6 monthly agreement)
I've bought this, but you don't usually buy the freehold as you don't own the land the apartment is on (unlike a house). So I've effectively bought the lease to the flat for the next 160 years. Just like paying 160 years rent in advance
I've bought this, but you don't usually buy the freehold as you don't own the land the apartment is on (unlike a house). So I've effectively bought the lease to the flat for the next 160 years. Just like paying 160 years rent in advance
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
This...I'm confused as fuk
Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
So is this what you UK brahs refer to as a Leasehold?Right..here goes.. we don't use the word condo here. An apartment or 'flat' can be bought or rented monthly (usually 6 monthly agreement)
I've bought this, but you don't usually buy the freehold as you don't own the land the apartment is on (unlike a house). So I've effectively bought the lease to the flat for the next 160 years. Just like paying 160 years rent in advance
I've bought this, but you don't usually buy the freehold as you don't own the land the apartment is on (unlike a house). So I've effectively bought the lease to the flat for the next 160 years. Just like paying 160 years rent in advance
If so then Non UK Brahs....it sounds like the difference is that this is a long term apartment arrangement, without the perks of an apartment arrangement. You have condo responsibilities in an apartment. The Landlord appears to only have an obligation to get you started on the good foot. As long as the property is good to go and functionally acceptable upon the beginning of the lease period, the Landlord is absolved of responsibility moving forward. The old Mitch Hedberg joke "Fook Home Depot....I went to the Apartment Depot. It was a whole bunch of people standing around say 'We don't gotta fix chit!'" isn't applicable. Upkeep, repairs etc are the responsibility of the tenant, not the Landlord. All property ownership rights are the landlords, and an active lease cannot prevent eviction. Sounds like if the landlord decides he doesn't want the property anymore, he can sell the unit and evict the tenant.
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Give the guy a break. He will be the first miscer ever to post when he's 159 years old.This has made it even more confusing. so they take 6 months of rent annually and multiply it by 160 years? So say your rent is 1,200 per month x 6 x 160? You paid over a million dollars for that flat? Or am I way the fuk off?
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Originally Posted By MTFlapan⏩
veryhow poor are you?
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Right..here goes.. we don't use the word condo here. An apartment or 'flat' can be bought or rented monthly (usually 6 monthly agreement)
I've bought this, but you don't usually buy the freehold as youdon't own the landthe apartment is on (unlike a house). So I've effectively bought the lease to the flat for the next 160 years.Just like paying 160 years rent in advance
I've bought this, but you don't usually buy the freehold as youdon't own the landthe apartment is on (unlike a house). So I've effectively bought the lease to the flat for the next 160 years.Just like paying 160 years rent in advance

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10-03-2017, 09:46 AM
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This is why we need a misc UK forum. No idea wtf is going on and why a 43 year old is talking about fluffing young people in the middle of a uni.
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
You're way too optimistic. He's probably gonna get beat down by some Uni level rugby player for trying to slide his kebab in his girl.Give the guy a break. He will be the first miscer ever to post when he's 159 years old.
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Let’s try and explain this a bit more.
OP owns the right to do as he pleases in the apartment as part of his lease. The lease will include a service charge payable to the building management company which will cover upkeep of the external areas such as the car park, the external fabric of the building and the internal corridors, and probably internal services (water, electric, phone etc) up until the point they enter the unit. It may also cover things such as window replacement so that the building maintains a uniform look in years to come.
OP is responsible for everything inside the unit and the upkeep of them (kitchen/bathroom fittings, doors etc)
The advantage as OP has said is cost. No price mentioned but say it was £120k (likely near me) and he put 10% down he will be paying something like £400 a month at a guess (looking at mortgages atm myself) the apartment would rent out for £600 per month at least near me. So even when you factor in the service charge, it’s still cheaper than renting.
OP owns the right to do as he pleases in the apartment as part of his lease. The lease will include a service charge payable to the building management company which will cover upkeep of the external areas such as the car park, the external fabric of the building and the internal corridors, and probably internal services (water, electric, phone etc) up until the point they enter the unit. It may also cover things such as window replacement so that the building maintains a uniform look in years to come.
OP is responsible for everything inside the unit and the upkeep of them (kitchen/bathroom fittings, doors etc)
The advantage as OP has said is cost. No price mentioned but say it was £120k (likely near me) and he put 10% down he will be paying something like £400 a month at a guess (looking at mortgages atm myself) the apartment would rent out for £600 per month at least near me. So even when you factor in the service charge, it’s still cheaper than renting.
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Originally Posted By RandomTim⏩
Basically all of this. My service charge is a lot because of the electric gates and lift amongst other thingsLet’s try and explain this a bit more.
OP owns the right to do as he pleases in the apartment as part of his lease. The lease will include a service charge payable to the building management company which will cover upkeep of the external areas such as the car park, the external fabric of the building and the internal corridors, and probably internal services (water, electric, phone etc) up until the point they enter the unit. It may also cover things such as window replacement so that the building maintains a uniform look in years to come.
OP is responsible for everything inside the unit and the upkeep of them (kitchen/bathroom fittings, doors etc)
The advantage as OP has said is cost. No price mentioned but say it was £120k (likely near me) and he put 10% down he will be paying something like £400 a month at a guess (looking at mortgages atm myself) the apartment would rent out for £600 per month at least near me. So even when you factor in the service charge, it’s still cheaper than renting.
OP owns the right to do as he pleases in the apartment as part of his lease. The lease will include a service charge payable to the building management company which will cover upkeep of the external areas such as the car park, the external fabric of the building and the internal corridors, and probably internal services (water, electric, phone etc) up until the point they enter the unit. It may also cover things such as window replacement so that the building maintains a uniform look in years to come.
OP is responsible for everything inside the unit and the upkeep of them (kitchen/bathroom fittings, doors etc)
The advantage as OP has said is cost. No price mentioned but say it was £120k (likely near me) and he put 10% down he will be paying something like £400 a month at a guess (looking at mortgages atm myself) the apartment would rent out for £600 per month at least near me. So even when you factor in the service charge, it’s still cheaper than renting.
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Originally Posted By MTFlapan⏩
Check apartment prices near London and come back to me. I have 2.how poor are you?
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
But I bet the mortgage + service charge is still a lot less than the rent would be 👍🏻Basically all of this. My service charge is a lot because of the electric gates and lift amongst other things
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No it's definitely not like that lol
In theory we all have the same 160 year lease and could be kicked out at the end, however we also have the right to extend that lease at any point, or indeed buy the freehold to the land (same as a house)
In theory we all have the same 160 year lease and could be kicked out at the end, however we also have the right to extend that lease at any point, or indeed buy the freehold to the land (same as a house)
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Originally Posted By RandomTim⏩
Took till this post to educate the foreign plebs ITT.Let’s try and explain this a bit more.
OP owns the right to do as he pleases in the apartment as part of his lease. The lease will include a service charge payable to the building management company which will cover upkeep of the external areas such as the car park, the external fabric of the building and the internal corridors, and probably internal services (water, electric, phone etc) up until the point they enter the unit. It may also cover things such as window replacement so that the building maintains a uniform look in years to come.
OP is responsible for everything inside the unit and the upkeep of them (kitchen/bathroom fittings, doors etc)
The advantage as OP has said is cost. No price mentioned but say it was £120k (likely near me) and he put 10% down he will be paying something like £400 a month at a guess (looking at mortgages atm myself) the apartment would rent out for £600 per month at least near me. So even when you factor in the service charge, it’s still cheaper than renting.
OP owns the right to do as he pleases in the apartment as part of his lease. The lease will include a service charge payable to the building management company which will cover upkeep of the external areas such as the car park, the external fabric of the building and the internal corridors, and probably internal services (water, electric, phone etc) up until the point they enter the unit. It may also cover things such as window replacement so that the building maintains a uniform look in years to come.
OP is responsible for everything inside the unit and the upkeep of them (kitchen/bathroom fittings, doors etc)
The advantage as OP has said is cost. No price mentioned but say it was £120k (likely near me) and he put 10% down he will be paying something like £400 a month at a guess (looking at mortgages atm myself) the apartment would rent out for £600 per month at least near me. So even when you factor in the service charge, it’s still cheaper than renting.
Also the rent in or near London is extreme and you can afford a 4-5 bed house with ease in areas of the Midlands, North, NE and NW for those prices.
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Originally Posted By RandomTim⏩
probably about 10% cheaper initially, which will rise and fall with the property market. I'm not advising other miscers to do the same thing right now, it's not a great time to buy, not much choice of apartments if you want to be near or in London.But I bet the mortgage + service charge is still a lot less than the rent would be 👍🏻
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Originally Posted By GriecoR⏩
I'll be honest, it is pretty poverty. Not done up nicely, quite small. Needs some $ spent on it.Looking poverty as fuk. I like the flooring though.
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
No sorry didn't explain it well. Most people would rent places like this off an absentee owner landlord, they would usually sign a lease agreement for a few months at a time after which they can be booted out. Eventually I will rent this out and retire somewhere cheaper.This has made it even more confusing. so they take 6 months of rent annually and multiply it by 160 years? So say your rent is 1,200 per month x 6 x 160? You paid over a million dollars for that flat? Or am I way the fuk off?
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Originally Posted By ashin1⏩
That reaction shows you haven't understood a word of what I've bought, you are advertising your own stupidity. To all extents and purposes, this legally works the same as buying a house. Or indeed, a trailer in the arctic circle.
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If the links provided weren't insecure I'd be able to hunt you down and take a picture of you in your bath with a picture of Busta above it and that yellow hair cap you've got going.
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
I thought for all intensive purposes, this was gonna be a positive thread. Most of us are with you now, though. Thanks for all of the explanations ITT.That reaction shows you haven't understood a word of what I've bought, you are advertising your own stupidity. To all extents and purposes, this legally works the same as buying a house. Or indeed, a trailer in the arctic circle.
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
So you're going to use it as a rental property essentially?No sorry didn't explain it well. Most people would rent places like this off an absentee owner landlord, they would usually sign a lease agreement for a few months at a time after which they can be booted out. Eventually I will rent this out and retire somewhere cheaper.
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Congratulations property is always a good investment must have cost quite a lot that near to London. Renovate it and I am sure value will raise quite a bit.
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take some more pics of the apartement brah. Looks like it needs a bit of work? what are your plans for the renovation?
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