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Dumbest fukkin trailer on earth.
Guise da island gunna blow up we ave to sabe da dinos!!!!
Retarded concept
Ill probably rent it tho
Guise da island gunna blow up we ave to sabe da dinos!!!!
Retarded concept
Ill probably rent it tho
12-07-2017, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩
Fukk I'd go see that in theaters.You know...that wouldn't have been such a bad idea. "THEY" need to hurry the fuk up and make a Dino-Riders movie already
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12-07-2017, 08:28 PM
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12-07-2017, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted By NillaWafer⏩
Lol this, you hit the nail on the head.There was something off about that trailer.
The entire concept just doesn't make sense to me. Go back to the island to save dinosaurs from a volcano...but why? Can't they just clone some more with dino dna? And shouldn't they know before they built a billion dollar theme park that the island was a volcano...? And Chris Pratt is going back because of a velociraptor...u wot m8?
And it just felt like the entire trailer was the one scene of them running from the volcano eruption. Looked really bad tbh.
The entire concept just doesn't make sense to me. Go back to the island to save dinosaurs from a volcano...but why? Can't they just clone some more with dino dna? And shouldn't they know before they built a billion dollar theme park that the island was a volcano...? And Chris Pratt is going back because of a velociraptor...u wot m8?
And it just felt like the entire trailer was the one scene of them running from the volcano eruption. Looked really bad tbh.
They ruined Star Wars, may as well ruin this too.
Seriously.. I went to Disney Land like... 1 year ago, they have that one "ride" where it's a giant screen and they have this pretty awesome 15 minute "movie" of all the Star Wars back to back.
I swear to god.. I kid you not, it was actually awesome for the first 11 minutes until they got to the last 4 of the "new age" star wass Disney bs. It surprised me, I'm under 30 still, and I thought the fact that the first Star Wars are so old now that the first 11 minutes would look corny. While there's some corni-ness to it, it looks years better story wise than this Disney sjw bs. It was so sad to see.
I was sitting there for the first 11 minutes like wow.. this is actually amazing, it seriously is just as good of a story as it used to be. It honestly had you captivated.
Then the new stuff rolls out and it's honestly a little heart breaking..
Jurassic Park is awesome, as much as I love Chris Pratt as a person.. I don't get why they hire comedians for serious roles. There are NO good movies anymore, so it artificially inflates the "sales" of a movie and keeps the idiots milking remakes in business. If a real, original and quality movie series came out with a hugh budget start, people would wake up and they'd go oh... we were messing this up the whole time. Brb dinosaurs running from volcanoes.. ok.
12-07-2017, 08:33 PM
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They should have just done something where people crash land on the island and that's what forces people to go back and dump this weird Chris Pratt raptor pet thing
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12-07-2017, 08:37 PM
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12-07-2017, 10:45 PM
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12-07-2017, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted By eatyourspinach⏩
Wasn't that the plot of JP3? Some kid and his idiot friend vacation near the island. Crash there and the kid is stuck all alone so his parents have to go back to get him. Well the parents hire Sam Neil to do it. lolThey should have just done something where people crash land on the island and that's what forces people to go back and dump this weird Chris Pratt raptor pet thing
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12-07-2017, 11:08 PM
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That was honestly a strange trailer, I agree with previous miscers calling it underwhelming. Fortunately trailers aren’t really indicative of the movie’s actual quality — I’m holding out hope that’s the case here
12-07-2017, 11:16 PM
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Fuk this. Srs Fuk this. They make you all emotionally attached to the dinosaurs in Jurassic World and now you’re gonna have them all burn to death or drown in this one?! Fuk you Chris Pratt. Fuk you Jeff Goodblum. This hit me right in the feels and now I need a hug.
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12-07-2017, 11:20 PM
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I still remember when the original Jurassic Park came out in 1993. It created a huge stir, it was THE movie, everyone had to go see it. I was begging my mom to let me see it and I still remember her saying "I'm not sure, there was a newspaper article that said kids shouldn't go see it because it might be traumatizing". I ended up seeing it in the theater and a few parts definitely made us jump.
Great movie, had lots of replay value for us kids throughout the 90's. Obviously II and III were a joke. I thought Jurassic World was pretty decent. Looking forward to this one, really due to nostalgia and not much else.
Great movie, had lots of replay value for us kids throughout the 90's. Obviously II and III were a joke. I thought Jurassic World was pretty decent. Looking forward to this one, really due to nostalgia and not much else.
12-07-2017, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted By flat6pilot⏩
haha yeah brah.. the part that always got me was when Neumann from Seinfeld was trying to get away and some weird chit came and stalked him out then ate him.I still remember when the original Jurassic Park came out in 1993. It created a huge stir, it was THE movie, everyone had to go see it. I was begging my mom to let me see it and I still remember her saying "I'm not sure, there was a newspaper article that said kids shouldn't go see it because it might be traumatizing". I ended up seeing it in the theater and a few parts definitely made us jump.
Great movie, had lots of replay value for us kids throughout the 90's. Obviously II and III were a joke. I thought Jurassic World was pretty decent. Looking forward to this one, really due to nostalgia and not much else.
Great movie, had lots of replay value for us kids throughout the 90's. Obviously II and III were a joke. I thought Jurassic World was pretty decent. Looking forward to this one, really due to nostalgia and not much else.
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Originally Posted By flat6pilot⏩
feelsI still remember when the original Jurassic Park came out in 1993. It created a huge stir, it was THE movie, everyone had to go see it. I was begging my mom to let me see it and I still remember her saying "I'm not sure, there was a newspaper article that said kids shouldn't go see it because it might be traumatizing". I ended up seeing it in the theater and a few parts definitely made us jump.
I went to watch it with my parents and sister in theatres (I was 7 yo then) and loved it. Had the stickerbook and lots of toys and later rewatched it a dozen of times on VHS. It still is one of my favorite movies of all time and that will likely never change.
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All the movies were pretty bad in comparison to the novel
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12-08-2017, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Tornach⏩
Well that kind of goes without saying. The book is almost always better. Part of the reason I don't understand why so few people actually read books these days.All the movies were pretty bad in comparison to the novel
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12-08-2017, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Tornach⏩
Agreed, Michael Crichton is one of my all time favorite authors.All the movies were pretty bad in comparison to the novel
unrelated note: Bryce Dallas Howard could get it
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Originally Posted By quadfecta⏩
I'm all for a never ending Fast and Furious franchise...but there's only so many movies you can make about an island with genetically engineered dinosaurs. IT's getting stale
Originally Posted By AshWar⏩
They should get rid of the new dumb cast and remove the cheesy one liners
Originally Posted By JonEh10⏩
So much of these.Ugh
Comedy and Jurassic Park don’t go well together.
Comedy and Jurassic Park don’t go well together.
I can't help but think "...they wrote this for the reddit crowd" with the cheesy fuking jokes and lines. It'll be nothing more than cheap entertainment
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This looks fuking stupid.
And Jurassic World is one of the cheesiest cornball movies I have ever witnessed. Still rustles my jimmies that it made as much money as it did and is like #2 or 3 all time for openings and like #4 or 5 all time in total gross. The movie was no where near that good nor did it deserve it. I'll watch it if it is on, but by no means is it any good.
This one though just looks dumb. The original concept of Jurassic Park was cool, making 4 sequels retreading the same thing is laughable. ]
People get upset about too many comic book movies, then go see chit like this. Fuk you.
And Jurassic World is one of the cheesiest cornball movies I have ever witnessed. Still rustles my jimmies that it made as much money as it did and is like #2 or 3 all time for openings and like #4 or 5 all time in total gross. The movie was no where near that good nor did it deserve it. I'll watch it if it is on, but by no means is it any good.
This one though just looks dumb. The original concept of Jurassic Park was cool, making 4 sequels retreading the same thing is laughable. ]
People get upset about too many comic book movies, then go see chit like this. Fuk you.
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Originally Posted By whitepaper⏩
Exactly. But those are the best customers - white adolescents who never grew up, extremely liberal and low in testosterone, dumb and spoiled yet think they are intellectuals because they finished some irrelevant college and watch Morty and Rick and they are terrible with money, easily yielding 10-15$ for every mindless, unoriginal CGI fest Hollywoodshits down their throats latelySo much of these.
I can't help but think "...they wrote this for the reddit crowd" with the cheesy fuking jokes and lines. It'll be nothing more than cheap entertainment
I can't help but think "...they wrote this for the reddit crowd" with the cheesy fuking jokes and lines. It'll be nothing more than cheap entertainment
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Originally Posted By DavyJonesLocker⏩
Agreed on both countsAgreed, Michael Crichton is one of my all time favorite authors.
unrelated note: Bryce Dallas Howard could get it
unrelated note: Bryce Dallas Howard could get it
Damn shame he died so young, he still had decades of great material to contribute

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12-08-2017, 01:24 AM
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The plot has kinda been done to death. At this point its kinda predictable. Don't you think?
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Which is why you don't compare a movie to a novel. Stop it!All the movies were pretty bad in comparison to the novel
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Wonder why they haven't gone with the idea that other people (probably the wrong kind of people) started making dinos (the research is open source type thing). I read some interview where the writer was considering that as an angle. Think it would have been more interesting than rescuing a pet raptor fr a volcano. That said I'm a loyal JP fan, will watch and look for the best in it.
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And the sequel will be dinosaurs washed up on the mainland and have colonised it somehow.
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So they all die? WTF. They showed the island blowing up and the dinos all jumping into the ocean. In before all the dinosaurs just swim back to the shore. Movie looks retarded.
There is but one path....we kill them all.
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Originally Posted By Tuga88⏩
this..worst plot idea ever. First jurassic park was actually somewhat realistic and dark. This made it much more enjoyable and the reason its a classic till this day.So they all die? WTF. They showed the island blowing up and the dinos all jumping into the ocean. In before all the dinosaurs just swim back to the shore. Movie looks retarded.
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