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post 1537342951 12-12-2017, 09:23 PM
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be 6'2-6'4, have good facial aesthetics.
post 1537343831 12-12-2017, 09:35 PM
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- Tell them you wanna take them out for a drink and some fun
- Get your hands on their legs. If they like you they love being touched
- Flirt. Bring out the charm that lies rotten inside your soul
- Fock if and chuck it
- Rinse & repeat until you find what you are looking for in a girl


It's not that hard. Girls are super easy and are a bunch of thirsty twats.
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post 1537344191 12-12-2017, 09:39 PM
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post 1537344431 12-12-2017, 09:41 PM
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You can't be desperate or needy at all. That is the most panty-drying thing you can do. You have to not give a fuk and realize there's millions of other women out there
post 1537345551 12-12-2017, 09:53 PM
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Just ask some girls that seem to acknowledge your presence when you're around. You know, the ones that at least make eye contact, say hi, or smile. They're likely to be more receptive to your approach than other girls.
post 1537345911 12-12-2017, 09:57 PM
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ask if she is ticklish, then ask if u can tickle her stomach from the inside
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post 1537346201 12-12-2017, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted By tank2003⏩
sometimes you gottawhip it out
Fixed for you.
Originally Posted By papi89⏩
It's lower than you think
Unless it's standing doggy style, then it's usually higher from my experience.
Originally Posted By Omnivium⏩
You can't be desperate or needy at all. That is the most panty-drying thing you can do. You have to not give a fuk and realize there's millions of other women out there
QFT.
post 1537346581 12-12-2017, 10:04 PM
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Be yourself, it's simple

If you're being yourself and you can't hook up, you're either outkicking your coverage, or you're a massive loser
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post 1537346921 12-12-2017, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted By YIAMSOMEBODY⏩
I don't care what anyone in here says, the BIGGEST, and I do mean, THE BIGGEST TIP TO GETTING A WOMAN IS KNOWING HOW TO HOLD A FUKCING CONVERSATION. No one wants to have a conversation where they feel the other isn't contributing, or they're just talking to talk. Even if your other attributes aren't up to par, if you can run that mouth and make her smile, the rest will fall into place.

Facts.
This

What always worked for me is not approaching in a way that makes it obvious you want them. Approach them like she's someone you already know and your just trying to catch up, make it seem like your doing her a favor by talking to her. If you do it right the conversation will carry itself.
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post 1537347971 12-12-2017, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Be yourself, it's simple

If you're being yourself and you can't hook up, you're either outkicking your coverage, or you're a massive loser
This is terrible advice.

Telling this to a socially retarded, socially awkward guy to be "himself" ain't gonna work.

He needs to be the best version of himself.
post 1537348671 12-12-2017, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted By BlackScorpio91⏩
This is terrible advice.

Telling this to a socially retarded, socially awkward guy to be "himself" ain't gonna work.

He needs to be the best version of himself.
Yup. Useless cliche when it pertains to attraction
post 1537348701 12-12-2017, 10:33 PM
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Don't say anything stupid. Getting in a girls pants is like walking through a mine field. One wrong step and everything blows up.
post 1537348941 12-12-2017, 10:36 PM
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Women aren't gonna want you if you're some guard pulling points player.

Stand up and pass guards and fight from the top
post 1537349481 12-12-2017, 10:43 PM
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Drive down to Mexico and bang a hooker. /thread
post 1537350481 12-12-2017, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Power_Strike92⏩
I'm compiling a list to help out my roommate. He won't listen to me. He's a 24 year old virgin.
Confidence. Look at my avi, I've been getting laid for 15 years regularly looking like that and weighing between 230-350lbs.

Confidence like a muthaphucka.
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Moist.

Taking a break from here because life is more important, see you *******s in 6 months. Srs.
post 1537350671 12-12-2017, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted By EpicLevelWizard⏩
Confidence. Look at my avi, I've been getting laid for 15 years regularly looking like that and weighing between 230-350lbs.

Confidence like a muthaphucka.
How old are you?
post 1537350881 12-12-2017, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted By bjjruinedmylife⏩
Women aren't gonna want you if you're some guard pulling points player.

Stand up and pass guards and fight from the top
Easier just to take the back
post 1537351251 12-12-2017, 11:12 PM
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my tip
post 1537352441 12-12-2017, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Omnivium⏩
You can't be desperate or needy at all. That is the most panty-drying thing you can do. You have to not give a fuk and realize there's millions of other women out there
It's not even desperation or neediness, it's about showing the girl you care about her and she's important to you. Do that and it's game over.

I think I'm literally giving up on dating; I have never met a woman who wasn't exactly like this when we started dating. Companionship is an extinct concept; it's all about superficiality, mind games, and trying to act like an alpha to increase your chances of getting some emotion-void, meaningless sex.

Brb concentrating on myself 100% and disregarding women. Wish I was a man in the 1950's. (Srs)
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post 1537352601 12-12-2017, 11:41 PM
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post 1537352741 12-12-2017, 11:44 PM
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You should tell your roommate that guys who are successful or working towards success and disregard women will always pull girls.

Even if they are ass in many ways.

Sounds like you're getting him into the mindset of failing with women.
post 1537353221 12-12-2017, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted By seekingainz⏩
He could try chloroform. Bolobrah used to swear by it. Look where it got him in life!
If this doesn't work, follow balconybrahs datings tips. Look where it got him in life!
post 1537353571 12-13-2017, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Power_Strike92⏩
I'm compiling a list to help out my roommate. He won't listen to me. He's a 24 year old virgin.
Mainly show them my dick. I don't even wait. And when you're hung, they let you do it, you can do anything.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
post 1537354611 12-13-2017, 12:32 AM
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By being a dick that acts like you don't give a fk
post 1537354671 12-13-2017, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted By AVIK777⏩
If this doesn't work, follow balconybrahs datings tips. Look where it got him in life!
found innocent brah
post 1537354811 12-13-2017, 12:37 AM
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Grab 'em by the pussy
post 1537355061 12-13-2017, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Power_Strike92⏩
I'm compiling a list to help out my roommate. He won't listen to me. He's a 24 year old virgin.
Proximity + alcohol
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post 1537355151 12-13-2017, 12:50 AM
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post 1537355951 12-13-2017, 01:14 AM
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Getting girl who is in the social circle is easy as fuk. Getting the girl out of it is the real deal.
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