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Thread: Wife in labor, I'm outside eating croissants AMA

post 1557271861 07-26-2018, 07:50 PM
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Labor was a weird experience for my first kid. I wouldn’t say I was devoid of emotion...I was more unsure of how I felt tbh. I felt like It supposed to be a magical time and I was supposed to be all excited and chit. But I was more wondering what the fukk I was doing there and how the fukk am I ever going to actually be a parent.

It all changed the literal second I saw him be born tho, everything clicked in and I was instantly in love.

Now I have two kids and still wonder what the fukk im doing.
Good luck brah
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post 1557272481 07-26-2018, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Fatkidwholifts⏩
Labor was a weird experience for my first kid. I wouldn’t say I was devoid of emotion...I was more unsure of how I felt tbh. I felt like It supposed to be a magical time and I was supposed to be all excited and chit. But I was more wondering what the fukk I was doing there and how the fukk am I ever going to actually be a parent.

It all changed the literal second I saw him be born tho, everything clicked in and I was instantly in love.

Now I have two kids and still wonder what the fukk im doing.
Good luck brah
Thank you very much.

Yeh I reckon once I lay eyes on her everything will happen there and then. Right now I'm just sitting here like a third wheel trying not to break anything.
post 1557272641 07-26-2018, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
Thank you very much.

Yeh I reckon once I lay eyes on her everything will happen there and then. Right now I'm just sitting here like a third wheel trying not to break anything.
Yeah you’ll be fine. As long as you’re not some kind of degenerate, of course.
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post 1557273141 07-26-2018, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
Awaiting arrival of first child

Not feeling anything. Not nervous not excited. Just coasting along with it
Aren't you going to watch?
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post 1557273401 07-26-2018, 08:10 PM
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post 1557274681 07-26-2018, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted By wampa⏩
What's up my lil croissant.
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post 1557275711 07-26-2018, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted By sg1976⏩
Aren't you going to watch?
I will but not in the room for labor. I go in and out .
post 1557275881 07-26-2018, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Yeah, I’m sure the strain on you is absolutely intolerable

Just tell her to hurry the fuk up, she’s just drawing it out for the attention

Congrats anyway
I'm just about doing ok
post 1557280471 07-26-2018, 09:46 PM
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6 hours in.

Some contractions but I think it's just that croissant I ate .

Wife doing ok.
post 1557281861 07-26-2018, 10:07 PM
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not nervous or excited for ur first child and just coasting


you sound like a psycho
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post 1557282261 07-26-2018, 10:12 PM
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we got a baby yet?
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post 1557282461 07-26-2018, 10:16 PM
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InB4 Op gets over excited loses his **** and passes slap ass out.
post 1557284031 07-26-2018, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted By twopiece⏩
we got a baby yet?
Not even close man. I'm outside eating burger king
post 1557284101 07-26-2018, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted By TheRougarou646⏩
InB4 Op gets over excited loses his **** and passes slap ass out.
Wish I was excited to that extent but it's not in my nature. I'm pretty ice cold about most things.
post 1557284151 07-26-2018, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Pown⏩
not nervous or excited for ur first child and just coasting


you sound like a psycho
Thanks pal
post 1557285121 07-26-2018, 11:00 PM
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How old is the mom?

I know you want to protect your identity, but something like "prime glow" = 18-23, or "still some glow" = 24-28, or "just hoping for a healthy baby" = 29+ will suffice.
post 1557285161 07-26-2018, 11:01 PM
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Will you take a good care of my child OP?
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post 1557285321 07-26-2018, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted By SannaBarBrah⏩
How old is the mom?

I know you want to protect your identity, but something like "prime glow" = 18-23, or "still some glow" = 24-28, or "just hoping for a healthy baby" = 29+ will suffice.
Fukkin lol


Piss off
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Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
Fukkin lol


Piss off
So you're 39 and she's like 32.

I'll be praying for you brother.
post 1557285671 07-26-2018, 11:13 PM
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whats the father doing? he in the room?
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post 1557285961 07-26-2018, 11:19 PM
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post 1557287121 07-26-2018, 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted By SannaBarBrah⏩
So you're 39 and she's like 32.

I'll be praying for you brother.
Thanks man
post 1557287251 07-26-2018, 11:49 PM
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How tan is the baby?
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post 1557288561 07-27-2018, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
You did this to yourself, kunt
On mobile ya neck beard
post 1557289111 07-27-2018, 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
Not even close man. I'm outside eating burger king
Nice, what you order?
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post 1557289251 07-27-2018, 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩
does your wife know you're red?
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girl or boy?
post 1557289881 07-27-2018, 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Is it me or do you look like the school kid with the vein popping in your av ?
school kid??? Unaware m'lady
post 1557289901 07-27-2018, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted By lolXlol⏩
girl or boy?
Girl chief!
post 1557289941 07-27-2018, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted By twopiece⏩
Nice, what you order?
Cheese whopper meal.
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