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post 1564764301 10-27-2018, 06:13 PM
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post 1564764361 10-27-2018, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Cadet4life⏩
after busting i want nothing to do with the girl but then i realize i have to lay there for a little while so im not a *******
Sorta this - but also a good litmus test to see if you really like a girl or if she is potential GF material is if you actually want her to stay after you've finished the deed.
post 1564765471 10-27-2018, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Gibb1991⏩
Fuarkkk this
Every girl I've been with, there's always that faint smell when you hit from behind. Usually it's ok as the whole act of smashing her in that position outweighs it... but on some level it's a bit gross.

Tempted to spray air freshener in the air next time.
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post 1564769571 10-27-2018, 07:47 PM
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post 1564770451 10-27-2018, 08:01 PM
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post 1564771031 10-27-2018, 08:11 PM
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When they want missionary, and want to kiss you. F that.
That unique and disgusting smell of latex condoms. F that.
post 1564771531 10-27-2018, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted By pantiespending⏩
So glad my dink is only 8”
yep u r lucky, with most girls that’s the max length I could get in :/
post 1564771691 10-27-2018, 08:23 PM
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When I'm sexing and the girl is getting tired because I'm lasting a few hours

When she puts her mouth around my penis and balls and is humming, sometimes she will forget to rub my stomach.

When I'm kissing a girl's boobs and I get some sand in my mouth.

When Im doing canine style, sometimes my sack will slip into her pee hole


For reference I've had sex so many times. Like, a ton. I lost count 10 years ago since I've had sex so much. I'm the opposite of a virgin basically.
post 1564771791 10-27-2018, 08:25 PM
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objectively the whole thing is pretty gross and barbaric. two sweaty apes mashing genitals, grunting and expelling fluids.

when the blood leaves your brain and rushes into your dink none of that matters though
post 1564771821 10-27-2018, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted By F1exAppeal⏩
When I'm sexing and the girl is getting tired because I'm lasting a few hours

When she puts her mouth around my penis and balls and is humming, sometimes she will forget to rub my stomach.

When I'm kissing a girl's boobs and I get some sand gets in my mouth.

When Im doing canine style, sometimes my sack will slip into her pee hole


For reference I've had sex so many times. Like, a ton. I lost count 10 years ago since I've had sex so much. I'm the opposite of a virgin basically.
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post 1564771981 10-27-2018, 08:28 PM
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girls who are loud. Relax, its not that good.
girls who cant tell when I just want to cuddle and they just go to grab my penis.
girls who ghost me after I dont get hard the first time (like 10+ times)
girls who dont send me feet pics
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post 1564772431 10-27-2018, 08:36 PM
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I always have to shower before bed(not just a sex thing). I like going to bed clean, plus the hot water relaxes me. So not being able to just cuddle/fall asleep after. My girl is used to it now though. I am also never really "tired" after. Typically hungry and awake, but I always feel bad kinda bailing to watch tv or something after. So sometimes ill just lay there until she falls asleep or showers etc.
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post 1564772861 10-27-2018, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
yep u r lucky, with most girls that’s the max length I could get in :/
Time to smash some pronstars they can fit anything
post 1564773391 10-27-2018, 08:51 PM
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post 1564773551 10-27-2018, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
tfw can never go balls deep
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post 1564773881 10-27-2018, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted By 4ea⏩
if you arent making her cum so hard shes waking up the whole neighborhood youre not fulfilling your obligations as her man

srs
Happens to me all the time, I actually hate it. Feels so ostentatious. All my neighbors know I'm a hung alpha sex god, reminding them on a nightly basis just feels like overkill.
post 1564774531 10-27-2018, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted By AVIK777⏩
Time to smash some pronstars they can fit anything
that’s what she said :/
Originally Posted By Lightsoft⏩
No worries bro, i got you.
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post 1564779691 10-27-2018, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
Every girl I've been with, there's always that faint smell when you hit from behind. Usually it's ok as the whole act of smashing her in that position outweighs it... but on some level it's a bit gross.

Tempted to spray air freshener in the air next time.
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post 1564779731 10-27-2018, 10:41 PM
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sometimes after i come, i cant hear. hate it.
post 1564779781 10-27-2018, 10:42 PM
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When they cry and say sex is over after hitting the wrong hole.

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post 1564779951 10-27-2018, 10:46 PM
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post 1564780051 10-27-2018, 10:47 PM
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When I last a minute, happens often.
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post 1564780171 10-27-2018, 10:52 PM
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post 1564782821 10-28-2018, 12:10 AM
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When you're trying to get her to cum but she gets too sensitive and giggles, telling you to stop.
When you're close to finishing but sweat starts falling off your head and it distracts the crap out of you.
When her orgasms/approaching orgasms are subtle and she doesn't vocalise, so you end up asking.
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post 1564783201 10-28-2018, 12:23 AM
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1. When they qweef. It's always awkward.
2. When I pull my dink out the angus and there's fecal matter on me. Hasn't happened in a while thankfully.
3. The little tiny white dingleberry balls of toilet paper or lint or whatever the phuck they are that get lodged in/around the vagina. Always freak out when I see them thinking its yeast, then I pick it out, inspect it and realize it's just paper.
post 1564783501 10-28-2018, 12:36 AM
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That I dont get more of it.
Plus the infrequency makes me come faster than I'd like.
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post 1564784271 10-28-2018, 12:57 AM
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After busting, i just want to sleep but then I have to get up and shower because i'm sweaty as fuk
post 1564784751 10-28-2018, 01:12 AM
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Wow... girls with swamp ass and toilet paper balls caked to their vagina/ass...u guys r banging some nasty women. Its called showering.. get them to try it
post 1564785391 10-28-2018, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted By idno⏩
When I last a minute, happens often.
same but i don't care, I still watch porn and fap 3 times day. I'm not trying to fix the problem
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post 1564786021 10-28-2018, 02:11 AM
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That tired feeling after you nut
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