been seeing this dude for like a decade now cause chemical imbalances. The sessions are getting tired. He wonders why i am still seeing him prob as i am clearly mentally stable etc... Well anyway outa the blue i just cause there was silence(cause sessions are getting tired) I brought up the idea that 20% of the men are sexing 80% of the women, Could tell he got so ticked off. We gonna do sessions over the phone soon, srs,

Most therapists are fuked in the head srs.

I had this psychologist I was seeing. She told me she was 29 years old. I was going to her because I had a problem drinking and I basically needed someone to keep me accountable and my insurance covered most of the cost. I started seeing her once a week for an hour. She worked out of her house and had an office with a separate entrance on the side. Anyway when I first started seeing her she dressed modestly and acted kind of cold and professional I guess you say. After I spent probably 6 to 8 hours with her she started to act differently and would wear more and more revealing clothes when I would see her. I noticed she would do things where she would situate her body in a way and do things like bend over to get a file or papers for my "homework" and would show intimate parts. I tried not to look and felt bad I was having these thoughts and I felt like a creep for thinking she was doing it intentionally. After a few months she started texting me "hey" with smiley faces and extra y letters at the end and things at 9 or 10 at night on fridays and saturdays. She would ask me how I was doing and said she was just "checking in" on me. After one or two texts back and forth she would end the conversation. I started to have dreams and sometimes intrusive fantasies of her like bending her over her desk and lifting her dress and things. I don't know why since she was kind of plain but not really bad looking. At one of our appointments she was asking me about prior girlfriends and why I didn't have a girlfriend and why I felt like I didn't have confidence. She gave me compliments and said I was a strong and handsome man but I felt they weren't genuine compliments and I think she could tell when I felt dismissive of them. So then she told me that beliefs are like a table and "reference experiences" are like the legs that support the table and the more reference experiences you have the more you can believe something. She told me that I was her last appointment and asked me if I would like some wine. I felt conflicted since I was sober for 3+ months at that point but I agreed to stay. After that night she said she can't technically see me anymore but she could still help me. I wanted to go back there but I realized she was fukin crazier than I am.

Cliffs: therapists are usually psychotic