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post 1568596371 12-13-2018, 07:32 PM
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post 1568596451 12-13-2018, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted By AcetylCoA⏩
she was pretty slimand her breasts were amazing
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post 1568596631 12-13-2018, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted By AcetylCoA⏩
finnalllllllyyy! feelsgoodman

and yes it was a female human
I don’t even know you bro but this made me happy for ya srs.


How much did ya pay.
post 1568596751 12-13-2018, 07:35 PM
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Happy as fuk for OP. Glad to see another miscer make it
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post 1568597081 12-13-2018, 07:39 PM
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wheres the story
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post 1568597161 12-13-2018, 07:40 PM
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if true, only i am left...
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just be yourself
just have confidence

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post 1568597331 12-13-2018, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
if true, only i am left...
It is true bro lol. I feel really bad for not posting details but im terrified of doxing myself
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post 1568597391 12-13-2018, 07:43 PM
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and then you woke up.
"I'm not going to be jerked around by some chick who thinks her pussy is going to magically override my sense of self-respect. I'm not a phucking performing seal, I'm not going to do tricks to get a mouthful of fish."

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post 1568597571 12-13-2018, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By AcetylCoA⏩
It is true bro lol. I feel really bad for not posting details but im terrified of doxing myself
at least tell us the story. i want details of every thrust (srs)
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post 1568598061 12-13-2018, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By AcetylCoA⏩
It is true bro lol. I feel really bad for not posting details but im terrified of doxing myself
has 5000 posts but doesn’t want to share with his bros. choo fukn choo
post 1568598181 12-13-2018, 07:51 PM
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holy chit boyo

I am so proud of you.
Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
if true, only i am left...
We stand together boyo.
post 1568598361 12-13-2018, 07:53 PM
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Was it lower than you expected?
And relief washes over me in an awesome wave
post 1568599021 12-13-2018, 07:59 PM
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Wow... I remember a misc where a post like this was always accompanied by pics. Times have changed huh....
Getting too old for this...
post 1568599381 12-13-2018, 08:03 PM
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Story. Context. Make up names and location names for fuks sakes.

I don't give a **** about finding out who you are m8 you're just some form of entertainment for me

5 mins to type up an essay or negs.


reps if pics are posted.
post 1568599831 12-13-2018, 08:08 PM
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just tell the story.
you dont need to post pictures. therefore theres nothing to be exposed
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post 1568599961 12-13-2018, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted By AcetylCoA⏩
It is true bro lol. I feel really bad for not posting details but im terrified of doxing myself
just post a story no ones asking for addresses or phone numbers
post 1568600061 12-13-2018, 08:11 PM
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No details. This clearly didn't happen.

Just some incel trying to feel better about himself. lmao.


#pathetic
post 1568600321 12-13-2018, 08:14 PM
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he made a thread like this before after he kissed a woman and then deleted it
post 1568600471 12-13-2018, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted By AMDuser⏩
he made a thread like this before after he kissed a woman and then deleted it
wasn't lying then and I'm not lying now lol

well we met on a dating app. had a few dates. We decided to watch a movie (one of the Avengers movies lol) together in bed... and we both knew what that was code for. A few minutes into the movie I put my arm around her and she smiled and wrapped herself around me, at that moment I knew it was on. A few more minutes into the movie I started kissing her and we both got into it. was the third date
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post 1568600571 12-13-2018, 08:16 PM
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How much did he pay you?
We’re all gonna make it.
post 1568600611 12-13-2018, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted By AcetylCoA⏩
wasn't lying then and I'm not lying now lol
same woman?
post 1568600811 12-13-2018, 08:18 PM
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did she know she took your v card?
Keep mod discussions out of your sig line

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post 1568600921 12-13-2018, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted By AMDuser⏩
same woman?
no, and see edit on my post
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post 1568601001 12-13-2018, 08:21 PM
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The misc has become a soft disgusting place.. We are going to let the no pics thing slide once again.. Jesus.
post 1568601021 12-13-2018, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted By AcetylCoA⏩
wasn't lying then and I'm not lying now lol

well we met on a dating app. had a few dates. We decided to watch a movie (one of the Avengers movies lol) together in bed... and we both knew what that was code for. A few minutes into the movie I put my arm around her and she smiled and wrapped herself around me, at that moment I knew it was on. A few more minutes into the movie I started kissing her and we both got into it. was the third date
10/10 storytelling

not srs
post 1568601091 12-13-2018, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted By DaveIndeed⏩
How did you **** her? What positions?

Did you wear a condom like a little bidge?

What did her nipples look like?

What does her pussy smell like?
Originally Posted By DaveIndeed⏩
What was his name?
Originally Posted By DaveIndeed⏩
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Originally Posted By DaveIndeed⏩
Tell us more about this pussy that didn't smell like anything you liar, you ****ing villain.
Originally Posted By DaveIndeed⏩
Whats her name? Chairlaptoprisha?
Originally Posted By DaveIndeed⏩
No details. This clearly didn't happen.

Just some incel trying to feel better about himself. lmao.


#pathetic
Brah.... Why are you so invested in this thread?

Did your sister come home happy for a change and you're putting two and two together here ?
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post 1568601221 12-13-2018, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted By DrunkenMoron⏩
Brah.... Why are you so invested in this thread?

Did your sister come home happy for a change and you're putting two and two together here ?
Lmao

he's trying to identify his sister by her smell
post 1568601301 12-13-2018, 08:24 PM
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coo
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post 1568601441 12-13-2018, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted By AcetylCoA⏩
no, and see edit on my post
wtf so she was on top?
post 1568601681 12-13-2018, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted By AcetylCoA⏩
wasn't lying then and I'm not lying now lol

well we met on a dating app. had a few dates. We decided to watch a movie (one of the Avengers movies lol) together in bed... and we both knew what that was code for. A few minutes into the movie I put my arm around her and she smiled and wrapped herself around me, at that moment I knew it was on. A few more minutes into the movie I started kissing her and we both got into it. was the third date
Nicely done. Did you shave your horn and beanbag for her?
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