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post 1572111971 01-25-2019, 06:08 PM
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post 1572113951 01-25-2019, 06:39 PM
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How the phuck do pros cost 60 Euro (68.40 USD)?

post 1572114311 01-25-2019, 06:43 PM
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post 1572114411 01-25-2019, 06:45 PM
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Doesn't that chit get old at some point?

I mean, do you in any way regret that you essentially went on a sexcation? Barcelona as so much to offer.

No judge because I have partaken but it gets old for me rather quickly.
Your schtick sucks and it screams insecurity.
post 1572114721 01-25-2019, 06:50 PM
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Did any of them speak English?
post 1572115071 01-25-2019, 06:54 PM
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I have a friend that brags about eating a Las Vegas hooker's ass out. He said she was so hot (10/10 misc standards) that he absolutely couldn't help but eat her ass no regrets. Srs
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post 1572115111 01-25-2019, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Bullneckbruh⏩
Hookers in the USA would solve most of our problems tbh
i wonder if this had part to do with my attraction to a spain bish. didn't know prostitution was legal over there

but i bet it would make bishes work harder. dead srs.

cause dudes would be able to just go fuk a bish easily, it would simultaneously make bishes work harder.. but might also make dudes work less
post 1572115261 01-25-2019, 06:57 PM
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My bro does this but in thailand.

I always lol @ him because he lives there now and wonders why he's not married. I'd do this for trips but I wouldn't get trapped there.
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post 1572115321 01-25-2019, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
i wonder if this had part to do with my attraction to a spain bish. didn't know prostitution was legal over there

but i bet it would make bishes work harder. dead srs.

cause dudes would be able to just go fuk a bish easily, it would simultaneously make bishes work harder.. but might also make dudes work less
Agreed. Chicks would have to actually prove their value instead of their 600 instagram selfies
post 1572116031 01-25-2019, 07:09 PM
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How would it compare to having a gf?

Did you do gfe?
post 1572116151 01-25-2019, 07:11 PM
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How much was the entire trip?
post 1572116261 01-25-2019, 07:13 PM
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ITT OP paid 1k USD to fly to europe when he could have spent $20 bucks in Mexico fuken Lmao

TJ sloots hngggggggg
If I could smoke fear away, I'd roll that motherfker up and take 2 puffs
post 1572116791 01-25-2019, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted By digital022⏩
Doesn't that chit get old at some point?

I mean, do you in any way regret that you essentially went on a sexcation? Barcelona as so much to offer.

No judge because I have partaken but it gets old for me rather quickly.
Yea, by the third week i was having trouble cuming the second half of the day srs.

and i did everything in barca too, saw picassos park or whatevs, the sagrada familia, the beach, all that chit. catalonia is insanely beautiful. sloots was just the cherry on top
Originally Posted By Briangumble⏩
Did any of them speak English?
no lol, none spoke english. im luckily spaniard/portugues background parents
Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
I have a friend that brags about eating a Las Vegas hooker's ass out. He said she was so hot (10/10 misc standards) that he absolutely couldn't help but eat her ass no regrets. Srs
thats how it is mane. some are so sexy like this one 10/10 22 year old, i ate her ass at her private place. almost came during that srs
Originally Posted By Kabamaro⏩
How would it compare to having a gf?

Did you do gfe?
Nah i didnt, that would be like 400$ for the day. i would def try it in mexico or brazil where its cheaper.
i wanted to do a 3way but forgot.
Originally Posted By The_Trooper⏩
ITT OP paid 1k USD to fly to europe when he could have spent $20 bucks in Mexico fuken Lmao

TJ sloots hngggggggg
i know rip my bank. but i diddnt turn into a sexcation until after i found out about it there, poor planning on my part. mexico is next on the bucket list, heard tijuana is phucking gr8
post 1572117681 01-25-2019, 07:33 PM
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Damn just realized a three way with two 10/10 girls in Spain would cost me less than 150 bucks. I have some vacation time coming up.
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post 1572118831 01-25-2019, 07:51 PM
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I can't really find any fault in your logic, OP.
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post 1572118941 01-25-2019, 07:53 PM
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Sounds pretty awesome tbh..
tired of settling for some fat girl and not even getting hard because its impossible to get a girl who turns me on.

would be great to actually fuk someone attractive
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post 1572119001 01-25-2019, 07:54 PM
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Would not partake, srs. Would lower your self-esteem, self-worth, etc.

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post 1572119991 01-25-2019, 08:13 PM
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Dam...cant say i fault you op. The amount of test i had at your age id be wreckin schit like godzilla. No ragerts
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post 1572120431 01-25-2019, 08:20 PM
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Sounds like a good vacation but no need to eat them out. You're paying for your own pleasure


I haven't paid for sex before BTW but your story makes it seem like you got a good deal
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post 1572135181 01-26-2019, 02:50 AM
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i was in spain literally two weeks ago, where'd you find these brothels?
post 1572135871 01-26-2019, 03:25 AM
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Don't worry your Aids is probably just dormant right now
post 1572136051 01-26-2019, 03:33 AM
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I hear Germany is also good.

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Naked whores all around you, of all types and varieties and beauties. All of 8/10 --> 10/10 beauty level and fitness. Men of all ages either having a drink or sitting alone looking around or sitting with the whores on a coach or at the bar. Services ranging from a fitness zone, to a sauna room, jaquouzi, outdoor pool and rooms for sex, in addition to a cinema theater. What is exceptional about such clubs is that you have 1 fixed entry fee that allows you to enjoy drinks and food for free all day and use the rest of the club also for free. The only time you pay is when you decide to have sex with a prostitute, and you have a very wide variety of them. A combination of top quality service and facilities make your sex experience worth the price. The FKK Club I visited was Atremis in Berlin

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post 1572136101 01-26-2019, 03:35 AM
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post 1572136151 01-26-2019, 03:39 AM
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40 euros for 30 minutes is pretty good, much better than amsterdam which is 50 euros for 15 minutes.

the red light girls in amsterdam are all 8/10+ tho, in barcelona i only saw the street hookers which were really average or below average.
post 1572136341 01-26-2019, 03:47 AM
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Misc logic is kind of astounding

Brb sloots are gross, but some woman who will let you rent her puss puss for 10 dollars an hour is clean enough to go down on

Brb sloots are whores and then want to find a nice guy to settle down with, but I pay to have sex with literal whores and why no virgin gf

Brb sloots lie about everything, but I won’t be disclosing that I am a vile degenerate to any quality woman I meet in future

Brb laugh at cucks and men who pay women thousands of their hard earned money just because vagina...literally pay for vagina that has been used more than the New York City subway

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post 1572136931 01-26-2019, 04:09 AM
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You might have lucked out and not caught anything but just lol @ eating out a whore that some old phucks busted inside of minutes before you. Also if you are young and attractive you should get plenty hassle free poosay for free. These days most sloots are dtf straight away anyway
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Inb4 OP has HPV and finds out years later when the warts develop
post 1572137221 01-26-2019, 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted By The_Trooper⏩
ITT OP paid 1k USD to fly to europe when he could have spent $20 bucks in Mexico fuken Lmao

TJ sloots hngggggggg
What if I'm not trying to get kidnapped and executed?

https://people.com/crime/teenagers-k...tured-tijuana/
post 1572137731 01-26-2019, 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Sounds like a good vacation but no need to eat them out. You're paying for your own pleasure


I haven't paid for sex before BTW but your story makes it seem like you got a good deal
I ate them out for my own pleasure duhh
Originally Posted By wooosh3⏩
i was in spain literally two weeks ago, where'd you find these brothels?
thats like asking for dat dere celltech. if u cant find it its rlly not for you
Originally Posted By VinnyPazRules⏩
Don't worry your Aids is probably just dormant right now
just pls got nod aids. but srs got that hiv test and came back negative, praise
Originally Posted By aranadiscoteca⏩
I hear Germany is also good.

FKK clubs
yes would def go in the future but prefer latinas over blondes as per my ****** blood
Originally Posted By BohemianSlav⏩
You might have lucked out and not caught anything but just lol @ eating out a whore that some old phucks busted inside of minutes before you. Also if you are young and attractive you should get plenty hassle free poosay for free. These days most sloots are dtf straight away anyway
true, but a lot fo girls in spain are pretty gross IE chain smoke and have hairy arms and most were 5's and 5's , lots of foreign sloots tho that were hot af.
brothel girls and pros literally wayyy hotter than native non pros
Originally Posted By unok⏩
What if I'm not trying to get kidnapped and executed?

https://people.com/crime/teenagers-k...tured-tijuana/
what are u a suburaban soccer mom? linking phucking ppl magazine?

Hope this is bait. just dont leave the main strip in TJ. it says they were an hour away from their apt
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I actually fingered a czech prostitute once. Didn't even wash my hands, Instead I brought mcdonald's after it and licked my fingers everytime I dipped my nuggets into the bbq sauce
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7. Live in Egypt for a year, where I would spend many nights plowing the allah out of Egyptian goddesses
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