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post 1573161951 02-08-2019, 07:08 AM
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I talked my way out of a DUI with a cop. It was after I did a breathalyzer also showing I was chitfaced.

I can't believe the guy let me go but godamn I was reckless when I was young. Now I wouldn't even think of drinking and driving myself home.
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post 1573162281 02-08-2019, 07:17 AM
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fapped to completion by putting my hands in my shorts while walking down a sidestreet on the way home (during the day)
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post 1573162421 02-08-2019, 07:20 AM
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Mostly dumbass teenaged stuff, nothing too serious.

Sneaking out at night and throwing garbage at houses and cars (lol). No damage, just unpleasantness the next morning
Getting drunk as teenagers and making bonfires in the woods. Taking risks like climbing trees. I once fell out of one and nearly broke my arm in half.

Got drunk with a bunch of my friends at 16 and hit the neighbourhood seedy bar where they never carded. Buddy paid with debit all night buying us all rounds and never tipped the old greasy barmaid (this was early-mid 2000s). She started complaining and didn't want to serve us. That bar was full of regular middle aged angry greasy men who looked like they hated their lives. One of my friends got sick and vomited on the floor in the bathroom. This incredibly drunk 50 year old guy walks in and starts choking him out saying that it's his bar (it wasn't) and that we're all gonna clean up the vomit. A few of us jump on him, bar brawl ensues. All of my buddies end up running out of the bar, the cops show up. One of my insanely drunken friends, the one who puked, is rocking himself in the street crying saying 'IM SO SORRY GUYS IM SO SORRY!' The lady cop starts laughing at him, tells me to take care of my idiotic friend. Meanwhile my other friend starts complaining to another cop that he forgot his cigarettes and playboy magazine inside, so the cop actually went in to fetch these for him. He comes out, "sorry bud, couldn't find your playboy."

Such was teenage life in a small Canadian town. Started thinking how one of the dudes could have had a knife or something. Still a classic story my buddies and I reminisce about when we get together, though. "Hey, remember that bar fight?" That bar ended up burning to the ground a few months later. It was definitely a biker bar and a front for a local gang. Luckily, no members were inside it that night. BRB right after the biker wars in Quebec, BRB wind up at the bottom of the river.
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post 1573162921 02-08-2019, 07:31 AM
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post 1573163051 02-08-2019, 07:34 AM
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One that I often reflect on is when I was around 18 and driving my car with a friend and two girls in the back seat. It was around 11 p.m. and I floored the gas down my neighborhood side street, which fed into a more major roadway. I attempted to break at the stop sign, but I misjudged how fast I was going and flew out into the middle of the road. I did a sharp left turn, tires screeching and leaving marks, and smashed up against the opposite curb/lawn before correcting and driving on normally down the road.

Everyone was fine and no damage was done. I began to apologize and no one else even cared; they all thought it was awesome. I think back to it frequently because there were other cars on the road in both directions and I just happened to miss them. Had I not, it likely would have led to serious injuries or deaths, and if I did survive it, I assume it would have meant significant criminal punishment for me.

It's a good reminder that it only takes one mistake in life to fuk everything up. Bottom-line is everyone in my car and on the road nearby was lucky that night and I'm hesitant to cast judgement on people who do (relatively) terrible things knowing full well I could have been in their shoes easily.
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post 1573163651 02-08-2019, 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted By DSTEE
Throwing snow balls on passing cars on the highway. Don't think I ever did it, but I was with some friends who did so I was still 'in' on it. People stopped cars and chased us
Used to do this with water balloons. Brb driving 40mph and a water balloon smashed into your vehicle. People would u turn and chase us thinking it was something really bad. Never got caught...
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post 1573163681 02-08-2019, 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol
fapped to completion by putting my hands in my shorts while walking down a sidestreet on the way home (during the day)
Wat
Not in the AM
post 1573164071 02-08-2019, 07:52 AM
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There is a zero percent chance I will post any details but I am both lucky to be alive and lucky not to have any felonies on record. When you think about it, really the only thing separating my now respectable position in society and a life of lower middle class irrelevance is pure dumb luck. Makes you think when society looks down on criminals and refuses to hire them...
post 1573164331 02-08-2019, 07:55 AM
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Me and my brother broke into our "friend's" house when he and his parents weren't home in order to steal his pokemon cards. Yes, we actually burglarized his house, which is a pretty serious offence. So yeah, kinda scary, tehehehehehe.
post 1573164401 02-08-2019, 07:57 AM
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Sold a lot of stuff. Faced a lot of time in prison. A few shots close range. Walked on a technicality.
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post 1573164451 02-08-2019, 07:58 AM
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Cannot say on a public forum. Not proud of my past at all, lots of regrets.
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post 1573164561 02-08-2019, 07:58 AM
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post 1573164811 02-08-2019, 08:02 AM
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lots of one night stands. never wore condoms, would bust in them. Always hammered asf, couldn't remember their names. I still have a habit of doing this except I quit nutting in them

drunk driving and street racing. I learned from that after my buddy got caught and lost license for 2 years so i stopped that chit
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post 1573166101 02-08-2019, 08:19 AM
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I stole a Beyblade from the mall and also took an egg from a chicken coop while on a field trip. I wanna come clean rid myself of all my regrets.
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post 1573166261 02-08-2019, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted By NWA19
I stole a Beyblade from the malland also took an egg from a chicken coop while on a field trip. I wanna come clean rid myself of all my regrets.
That crosses the line bro.
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post 1573166291 02-08-2019, 08:22 AM
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Really can’t say but a lot
post 1573166381 02-08-2019, 08:24 AM
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Most dumb chit I did still haunts me to this day dont really wanna talk about it
I got this
post 1573166641 02-08-2019, 08:27 AM
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Will report back when statute of limitation is lifted
post 1573168081 02-08-2019, 08:47 AM
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There is a mountain near me that is a civil war park with monuments at the top. In the 90s there were two options to get to the top of the mountain. You could take a bus that ran at the top of the hour or drive your car. 99.999% of the people took the bus which meant the road was almost always empty with no police because it was a park service road.

Needless to say we used the road as our personal race track. There were no guard rails, very tight turns and sheer cliffs on one side of the road. I truly cringe the number of times we had two tires in the dirt inches away from certain death...We were laughing like hyenas having no clue of the mortal danger we were in...

They closed the road about a decade ago but ironically it wasnt for cars racing it was because the road became clogged with cyclist using it for climbing that wouldnt let the park service bus pass...
post 1573169881 02-08-2019, 09:08 AM
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Typical stupid sh*t kids do

Getting messed up, so bad a few times I'm surprised I lived, best buddy didn't and that ended that streak pretty fast, still think about him regularly 15 years later

Racing my self built 800rwhp T/A, in 'unsafe' conditions, talk about stupid, so grateful I didn't kill anyone. Now I see kids driving like idiots and all I can do is smh

One funny memory is my best buddy from above, when we were kids, got mad at one of the neighbors for yelling at us or some stupid thing and he paid them back by dropping a huge dump on their A/C, still laugh when I think about it
post 1573171871 02-08-2019, 09:32 AM
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post 1573172611 02-08-2019, 09:40 AM
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When i was 5 years old, they had this doll house section in the part of class where you could play with dolls.
But it also had a closet we weren't allowed to open. Inside were all new packages crayons and colored pencils.
I loved drawing more than anything as a kid and we were always poor at home, so without giving much thought, each time i went to that doll house to play, i took 2 or 3 markers or pencils, shoved them in my pants pocket to bring home with me.

I did this every few days for about a few weeks. The teacher must've thought it was odd how a boy always wanted to play with dolls lol.
Anyways one day i went to the dollhouse again with the intention of taking another sharpie, but for some reason my internal thought told me: Don't do it. Not today.
So i didn't take anything.

Later that day we all get summoned to line up in the hallway. Teacher tells us: pencils and markers have been missing lately. And they're going to search everyones pockets to see if anyone took it. I was literally this close to being caught.
Gave me a good scare too and i never stole anything after that again. They never found out who did it though.
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post 1573173301 02-08-2019, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By devin45k
I talked my way out of a DUI with a cop. It was after I did a breathalyzer also showing I was chitfaced.

I can't believe the guy let me go but godamn I was reckless when I was young. Now I wouldn't even think of drinking and driving myself home.
Yep, Same here. I still don't understand why he let me go other than maybe he respected my honesty and knew I was right when I told him if I let the owner of the car drive it would of been worse. It was friends car, he was supposed to be dd, got fall down drunk so I drove instead. Straight up told the cop I had 9 drinks in the last two hours but I had a high tolerance and felt much safer driving than letting my wasted dd drive us home. He gave me the field sobriety test and said get home safe and just let us go. I was literally my buddies new hero and I got to say it felt good. Unfortunately it led to me being the official designated drunk driver. Sucked but somehow I always managed to get us home safe and never got pulled over again. Glad those stupid days are over tbh.
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Originally Posted By BrightThru2014
There is a zero percent chance I will post any details but I am both lucky to be alive and lucky not to have any felonies on record. When you think about it, really the only thing separating my now respectable position in society and a life of lower middle class irrelevance is pure dumb luck. Makes you think when society looks down on criminals and refuses to hire them...
This is why I believe we need a sunset provision for non-violent felonies. Maybe a 5-10yrs and after that they can return to society as a normal citizen. However, future repeat crimes would make no longer retain sunset provisions since they are a repeat offender
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post 1573174171 02-08-2019, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By backinbusiness
This is why I believe we need a sunset provision for non-violent felonies. Maybe a 5-10yrs and after that they can return to society as a normal citizen. However, future repeat crimes would make no longer retain sunset provisions since they are a repeat offender
X2

Seems like a debt to society is never repaid.

Imagine your entire life ruined over a non-violent offense, following you around forever.
post 1573191311 02-08-2019, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted By redliner9
X2

Seems like a debt to society is never repaid.

Imagine your entire life ruined over a non-violent offense, following you around forever.
Once you are a felon your earning potential is so drastically reduced how on earth can you ever catch up? That’s not even considering debts you’ve built up from court fees, lawyers, lawsuits etc. just encourages crime again because it’s worth the risk. At least if there’s a sunset provision you can clean yourself up and prepare to integrate 100% again in the future
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post 1573192451 02-08-2019, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted By backinbusiness
Once you are a felon your earning potential is so drastically reduced how on earth can you ever catch up? That’s not even considering debts you’ve built up from court fees, lawyers, lawsuits etc. just encourages crime again because it’s worth the risk. At least if there’s a sunset provision you can clean yourself up and prepare to integrate 100% again in the future
I think Europe has something like this, I agree completely FYI:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_to_be_forgotten
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i fapped in a swimming pool once (srs)

i was horny as f*ck in a pool full of people, i thought my raging b0ner would go down after a while but it was still rock hard so in the end i couldnt take it anymore... I was facing the edge of the pool clinging on with one hand and put my other hand down my trunks and started fappin', i was worried id get caught so kept lookin' around whilst tugging away and then one of the swimming guards was bert starin' me and began walkin' towards me so i panicked and tugged even quicker until i bust my load. As soon as i jizzed i swam to the centre to get away from my bucket load of spunk.. never felt so disgusted with myself, a bunch of people unknowingly swimmin' with my spunk splashin' against their face lmao.
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Originally Posted By Swood94
This. Lost lots of sleep over pregnancy scares. Never got a girl pregnant but also never learned.
I got two randos preggo. But luckily no kids
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SOOOO many close calls with the law while having felony amounts of various types of illegal substances on me... getting pulled over, searched, etc many times with insane quantities of stuff sometimes just inches out of sight or reach from an LEO... looking back I don't know how I made it out with a clean criminal record

I love getting pulled over by the police since i'm no longer involved in that kind of stuff. After years of driving around, cheeks clenched, looking in my rear view mirror and fkin PRAYING I don't get pulled over, when I see the lights & sirens behind me I pull over and greet the officer with a smile because there are no illegal substances/objects on me... hell, if they wanted to strip search me and lick my taint I'd be thrilled
Originally Posted By bchap05
I got two randos preggo. But luckily no kids
wut... how do you get pregnant and luckily end up not giving birth... did they "luckily" have a stillborn?
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