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Thread: LMFAO @ people who don't have kids and their pathetic coping methods (srs)

post 1574467701 02-25-2019, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
I also feel sorry for the women who've been lied to and told that their career is what matters, who put off having kids until it's too late, the women who have been brainwashed into taking pride in being tax cattle.
Good luck to anyone who ends up with one of these women as their boss.
post 1574467781 02-25-2019, 09:02 AM
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lmao this thread

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post 1574467801 02-25-2019, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted By ssilv⏩
lmao this thread

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post 1574467901 02-25-2019, 09:05 AM
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post 1574467971 02-25-2019, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted By RedRusty⏩
Is being OAD ok?
Dafuq is this?
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post 1574468051 02-25-2019, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
Agreed lol, that holiday home in the Bahamas will seem meaningless when they are 60 years old rotting alone in it LMAO

I also feel sorry for the women who've been lied to and told that their career is what matters, who put off having kids until it's too late, the women who have been brainwashed into taking pride in being tax cattle. I also feel sorry for any men who have put off kids for their careers for the same reason (just adding this to appease any subversive SJWs reading this who will scream "muh sexism")
Sad but true.



Instead of having the kids and grandkids over they’ll just check out their old vacation photos stored in the cloud. If they’re lucky they’ll even invite over some coworkers who’ll pretend to be interested in seeing them.
post 1574468211 02-25-2019, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted By devin45k⏩
I dont really either. Also all I hear is horror stories from people about having to deal with their kids all day. It does not sound like something I want right now and maybe forever.
the horror stories don't really bother me much but I have a career to focus on a having kids will most certainly fuk that up.

not about to be that dad that deploys all the time and doesn't see their kid
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post 1574468311 02-25-2019, 09:13 AM
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Survival. When the jungle tears itself down and builds itself into something new. Guys like you and me, we end up dead. Doesn’t really mean anything. Or, if we happen to live through it, well that doesn’t mean anything either.
post 1574468581 02-25-2019, 09:17 AM
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ITT you only have 2 options

a) Get married

b) Die alone and rot


You do realize you can date women, have a girlfriend, go on trips together, grow old together, without getting married and having kids, right?

Enjoy your crippling debt, your kids hating you, your Honda CRV and fat cheating wife and working until you're 80.

The married man cope is strong in here.
Survival. When the jungle tears itself down and builds itself into something new. Guys like you and me, we end up dead. Doesn’t really mean anything. Or, if we happen to live through it, well that doesn’t mean anything either.
post 1574468641 02-25-2019, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted By devin45k⏩
I dont really either. Also all I hear is horror stories from people about having to deal with their kids all day. It does not sound like something I want right now and maybe forever.
Who do you hear those horror stories from? Women. Women complain about every job. Just look at the female dominated positions like teachers. They make over the median income, are off 3 months a year and still complain. Another example would be nurses. They make well over the median with a 2 year education. Women just like to vent and complain sometimes. If you don't believe me just try and offer a solution to the problem and see how quick you get shut down. Kids can be work but are far more rewarding than any chitty 9-5 job and they are nowhere near as bad as some people make them out to be.
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post 1574468661 02-25-2019, 09:19 AM
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post 1574468731 02-25-2019, 09:20 AM
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Managing to procreate is kind of an odd thing to feel smug about. Most people do it, you haven't achieved something groundbreaking.
post 1574468851 02-25-2019, 09:23 AM
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Picture yourself being 65 with no kids.... Brb look old and wise with white hair and wrinkles, but in reality you never experienced raising another human so you are really like a withered old shell of a human with the spirit, experience level, and attitude of a 30 year old. Straight up fraudin.

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post 1574469001 02-25-2019, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Who do you hear those horror stories from? Women. Women complain about every job. Just look at the female dominated positions like teachers. They make over the median income, are off 3 months a year and still complain. Another example would be nurses. They make well over the median with a 2 year education. Women just like to vent and complain sometimes. If you don't believe me just try and offer a solution to the problem and see how quick you get shut down.Kids can be work but are far more rewarding than any chitty 9-5 job and they are nowhere near as bad as some people make them out to be.
I will agree with you on that. I am not fully ruling them out but I just know I am not ready to have one right now. I have so many things that I want to do without getting tied down with a child at this point like travelling, loans that I want paid off, and possible job relocations. Good thing is that my wife is 5 years younger so it gives me like another 5 years I can push it off because she is not ready at all either.
Originally Posted By Sarevoke75⏩
the horror stories don't really bother me much but I have a career to focus on a having kids will most certainly fuk that up.

not about to be that dad that deploys all the time and doesn't see their kid
Yeah, I have relocated 4 times in the past 9 years for my career. I am open to relocating again and dont want to fully commit to an area because I have a child in school. I wouldnt want to put hypothetical kid through having to make new friends at school and chit.
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post 1574469111 02-25-2019, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Dafuq is this?
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post 1574469231 02-25-2019, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted By RedRusty⏩
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post 1574469291 02-25-2019, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Peacening⏩
Picture yourself being 65 with no kids.... Brb look old and wise with white hair and wrinkles, but in reality you never experienced raising another human so you are really like a withered old shell of a human with the spirit, experience level, and attitude of a 30 year old. Straight up fraudin.

Got my first kiddo popping out around late July boyos, reps to all the fathers itt.
have to agree here. work with a guy who is 60 now, white hair, has 3 daughters, and is completely happy with life despite losing $1m in the stock market at one point.
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post 1574469381 02-25-2019, 09:31 AM
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Agreed OP. It’s one of the most cringe inducing, pathetically beta things that a man can unironically want to voluntarily end his bloodline. Absolutely degenerate and soyfilled train of thought. I pity them.
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I have god tier genetics but I don't know if I can be fukt to pass them on. Too much time/money. Still got time to think about it. I have two brothers but not even sure if they're gonna pass them on either, although mine are better anyway.
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Originally Posted By RedRusty⏩
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What does OAD mean?
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Turns out that didn't help at all. Waste my time again and I'll headbutt you square in the ovaries.
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post 1574469471 02-25-2019, 09:33 AM
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It's funny how people who messed up and had kids always try to act like they're better than everyone else. Enjoy your child support.
post 1574469511 02-25-2019, 09:34 AM
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Having kids is the worst. They take up all your time and all your money. You wanna sit down and watch the football game? Nope. U wanna go out with your friends? Nope. It’s even worse when your friends are all kidless so they go out and do things without you all the time. I literally have 0 friends now.

But at the same time I get excited to wake up and see him. I’ve never loved anything as much as I love him.

It’s probably worse for me because I never wanted kids. I am not the greatest dad. I just want him to chill and watch golf with me. Not run around and play tag.

It’s as good as it is bad. Maybe a little bit more bad but I think as they get older the pendulum sways more toward good.
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Originally Posted By jackamo2887⏩
ITT you only have 2 options

a) Get married

b) Die alone and rot


You do realize you can date women, have a girlfriend, go on trips together, grow old together, without getting married and having kids, right?

Enjoy your crippling debt, your kids hating you, your Honda CRV and fat cheating wife and working until you're 80.

The married man cope is strong in here.
The Children of the Lie’s subversive proganda is strong with this one.
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Better to be childless rather than knocking up the wrong person. That's my worst nightmare.
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post 1574469971 02-25-2019, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
brb 200,000 years of your bloodline as homo sapiens
brb 8,000 generations
brb all of it ends when your FA beta ass gets dropped into the mix
brb cope by making out as though you're a martyr
brb"b-b-but there is already too many people in this world bruuhhhhh!"
brb"b-b-but I wouldn't be so cruel to bring a child into this world bruuhhhh!"
brb the ultimate failure and waste of resources
brb literally a parasite



Spoiler!


In the grand scheme of things does it matter since eventually all life in the universe will cease to exist and perish? Whether you continue your bloodline or not all life perishes in the end.
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Originally Posted By Chezdon⏩
I have god tier genetics but I don't know if I can be fukt to pass them on.
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The idea has never appealed much to me.
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Originally Posted By IawI⏩
The Children of the Lie’s subversive proganda is strong with this one.
This

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lmao billions of years of evolution ends with the average miscer
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