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Thread: Amy Schumer positively GLOWING after giving birth to first child

post 1579557901 05-06-2019, 04:42 PM
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It's like there's a big baby and a little baby.
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post 1579558481 05-06-2019, 04:53 PM
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What a fat gross fukin pig.

Legit looks like miss piggy.
post 1579558811 05-06-2019, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By SmackUponThee⏩
damn son, looks like a male powerlifter

while he's pulling

sending much hate that heifer's way, in smack piss
= best response so far
post 1579559131 05-06-2019, 05:01 PM
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bish lookin like a cabbage patch kid

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post 1579559141 05-06-2019, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Wood cook and eat her and kid/10
Lol. Picture didn’t load at first and I thought “Man, I hate Schumer but that’s some dark chit right there.”
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

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post 1579559231 05-06-2019, 05:02 PM
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4/10 makes 15-20 million talking about her sex life. Gets a decent looking man to marry and procreate with her.

I'm not a fan, but she made it.
post 1579559301 05-06-2019, 05:03 PM
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Women look their worst after giving birth, obviously lol

Not saying she isn't gross but just saying this would be the worst she would ever look
post 1579559441 05-06-2019, 05:06 PM
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Have gone her whole gestation not knowing she was expecting and somehow get her calving pics on the misc. c’mon guys
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post 1579560081 05-06-2019, 05:16 PM
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She is probably one of those degenerates who didn't even know she was pregnant until labour.
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post 1579560851 05-06-2019, 05:28 PM
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i'm surprised she didnt abort the kid when she found out she was having a mansplaining rapist child. she's probably going to raise him as a feminist and start transitioning the baby to a girl
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post 1579560961 05-06-2019, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
I think it was very brave of her to post the candid photos of her nursing her newborn....





























Can somebody kindly please post the picture above to any of her social media like twitter or something. Thank you and much appreciated in advance.
post 1579561011 05-06-2019, 05:30 PM
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If only the glowing was from jaundice caused by end stage liver failure
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post 1579561561 05-06-2019, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Gross, why can I smell the fuking picture?
holy, this
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post 1579561841 05-06-2019, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By tank2003⏩
If only the glowing was from jaundice caused by end stage liver failure
It's okay to be white
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*reminder to neg mysterylifter on sight because he thinks it's NOT okay to be white*
post 1579562131 05-06-2019, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted By tank2003⏩
If only the glowing was from jaundice caused by end stage liver failure
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post 1579562711 05-06-2019, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted By pengh⏩
Dam Son
i really dislike that real life ms piggy
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post 1579562961 05-06-2019, 06:01 PM
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that's nasty.
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post 1579563161 05-06-2019, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted By salamisalem⏩
Goddam htc
Blasphemy. I wouldn't even consider hitting that, and I've been on a loooong dry spell.
post 1579563531 05-06-2019, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Blasphemy. I wouldn't even consider hitting that, and I've been on a loooong dry spell.
not even with OP's dink...
“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.” - The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft
"The higher the prevalence of infectious diseases the higher the probability of totalitarian political attitudes."
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"The search for a moral equivalent of war continues to define American Liberalism to this day."
post 1579564521 05-06-2019, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
Meh. After reading about how women sometimes chit themselves while giving birth, and are stuck their in their own chit trying to push a 8lb human out of them, I'm going to take it easy on judging them after childbirth.
Except she probably does all that even when she's not birthing. Disgusting creature.
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post 1579565251 05-06-2019, 06:41 PM
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OP stealing my material like that fat pig steals jokes. At least leave me J-Law for fuks sake
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post 1579565341 05-06-2019, 06:43 PM
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It reproduced. Fark....
post 1579565621 05-06-2019, 06:49 PM
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yuk. Lmfao at pig pic
post 1579566731 05-06-2019, 07:05 PM
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You lot are brutal

Could you imagine if she saw this thread??


(Brb sending link to her)
post 1579566791 05-06-2019, 07:05 PM
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why would someone copulate with that monstrosity
post 1579568081 05-06-2019, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By badreligion⏩
Wow someone was crazy enough to phuck her without a condom
doing it for the cash surely
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post 1579568951 05-06-2019, 07:36 PM
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I don't like Schumer because she steals jokes and re-uses standup bits in her movies. But why does everyone hate on her so bad?
post 1579569221 05-06-2019, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Gross, why can I smell the fuking picture?
smells like used, wet socks.
post 1579569591 05-06-2019, 07:46 PM
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post 1579569731 05-06-2019, 07:49 PM
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Would say kill it before it reproduces but.....
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