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» I Caught My Wife Letting Our Male Neighbor Rub Lotion On Her Pregnant Belly
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post 1583181931 07-02-2019, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By deeAvi
who remembers when misc was original and not just made up cheating stories 24/7
Misc sucks now.
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post 1583182141 07-02-2019, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted By PrimeraRS
Misc sucks now.
Repped.
post 1583182551 07-02-2019, 05:35 PM
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It's fine he's just getting to know his soon to be born baby
post 1583182731 07-02-2019, 05:38 PM
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post 1583182911 07-02-2019, 05:41 PM
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Dude...I am so sorry to hear that. Stay strong as much as you can. Distract yourself as best you can. This might be a good time to go on an impulse vacation...forget the world for a bit.

I wish you all the best in going up the hill. It will be a long road but I have a feeling there is a chance to build a new life. A better one too. Good luck.
post 1583183451 07-02-2019, 05:51 PM
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Isn't the percentage of false paternity something insanely high like 10%? smh lmao... DNA tests should be mandatory for all newborns (or at least mandatory whenever child support payments are involved)
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post 1583183601 07-02-2019, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By AcetylCoA
Isn't the percentage of false paternity something insanely high like 10%? smh lmao... DNA tests should be mandatory for all newborns (or at least mandatory whenever child support payments are involved)
Yes scary high. There should be paternity tests, but it won't happen because people will argue that it's better for society to have an unknowing cuck dad.
post 1583183751 07-02-2019, 05:57 PM
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post 1583183901 07-02-2019, 06:00 PM
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Wow I expected this to end with the lyrics to the fresh prince of bel air.


Talk to the neighbors wife about it. See her reaction and base yours on that. Seems extremely concerning and almost ritual what you caught them doing...

Inb4 the baby comes out looking like the neighbor.
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post 1583183991 07-02-2019, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted By GerbilFarmer
Wow I expected this to end with the lyrics to the fresh prince of bel air.


Talk to the neighbors wife about it. See her reaction and base yours on that. Seems extremely concerning and almost ritual what you caught them doing...

Inb4 the baby comes out looking like the neighbor.
Imagine being in the delivery room with your sloot wife for this one.
post 1583184061 07-02-2019, 06:03 PM
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That, in and of itself is not acceptable behavior and should be handled as such. More importantly, it does raise questions.

You plan on doing a DNA test, right?
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post 1583184321 07-02-2019, 06:10 PM
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I like how everyone itt assumes OP is the cuck when it's clearly a reddit repost lol
post 1583184491 07-02-2019, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted By hackerwacker
I like how everyone itt assumes OP is the cuck when it's clearly a reddit repost lol
What if OP was the OP of the reddit post too
Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
post 1583184561 07-02-2019, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted By hackerwacker
I like how everyone itt assumes OP is the cuck when it's clearly a reddit repost lol
the m in misc stands for mensa
post 1583184881 07-02-2019, 06:24 PM
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No need to read anything other than the headline to know the baby isn't yours OP.
post 1583184981 07-02-2019, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Soonerjohn
No need to read anything other than the headline to know the baby isn't yours OP.
How can you say that?
post 1583185101 07-02-2019, 06:28 PM
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post 1583185751 07-02-2019, 06:42 PM
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I think I'll name the baby Sloan.
post 1583186201 07-02-2019, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
Nah, the ones where the guy is like "we had a great talk about boundaries and she's going to tell me when she's feeling slooty next time" are the fake ones.
I'm not sure you know how reddit works...
post 1583186281 07-02-2019, 06:51 PM
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Another day on the MISC another reddit cuck story..

I miss when this site wasn't 40% reddit soy chit.
post 1583186621 07-02-2019, 07:00 PM
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You’re usually a cool poster. Glad I didn’t rep you with feels for this.
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post 1583186711 07-02-2019, 07:02 PM
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I don't know or care if it's real.

Either way, the author tapped into the deepest nightmares of men with that story.
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post 1583187331 07-02-2019, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden
I don't know or care if it's real.

Either way, the author tapped into the deepest nightmares of men with that story.
What's the female equivalent?
post 1583187821 07-02-2019, 07:25 PM
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Another day another guy being cucked that's the world we live in
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post 1583187881 07-02-2019, 07:26 PM
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OP, there is a good reason why God created italics and quotation marks. Use them, *******.
post 1583188301 07-02-2019, 07:35 PM
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itt- nobody realizes that gmiscer has moved on to reddit.
post 1583188371 07-02-2019, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted By yieldtonothing
itt- nobody realizes that gmiscer has moved on to reddit.
To be fair, the best gmiscer stories were always the ones about his son wrestling.
post 1583188511 07-02-2019, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
What's the female equivalent?
Great question.

Maybe that the husband will go out and get a new (younger, prettier) wife, and the kids will love the new stepmom more than her and want to live with them and leave her by herself.
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post 1583188871 07-02-2019, 07:47 PM
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Sloots gonna sloot.
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post 1583188881 07-02-2019, 07:47 PM
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I wouldn’t do well in these situations. Would’ve grabbed the first object I can find and start smashing his face.
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