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Thread: If Tom Cruise forget to set his alarm clock

post 1585177141 08-02-2019, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Omnivium⏩
If tom cruise was jewish he'd be Tom Jews
LOL, Oy!
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post 1585177151 08-02-2019, 04:36 PM
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If Tom Cruise saw this thread, he’d be Tom Approves.
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post 1585177571 08-02-2019, 04:42 PM
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If Tom Cruise took a sht in public he'd be Tom Poos
post 1585178451 08-02-2019, 04:55 PM
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If Tom Cruise was a demolitions expert, he’d be Tom Fuse.
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post 1585184051 08-02-2019, 06:39 PM
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If Tom cruise were a pilot he'd be Tom Flews.
post 1585184171 08-02-2019, 06:42 PM
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If Tom Cruise was gay he'd be Tom Cruise.
post 1585184801 08-02-2019, 06:55 PM
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If Tom Cruise inspired a song, he'd be Tom Muse.
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post 1585184831 08-02-2019, 06:56 PM
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If Tom Cruise wrote children's books, he'd be Dr. Tom Seuss.
post 1585184961 08-02-2019, 06:59 PM
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If Tom Cruise taught English and wanted to show possession, he'd be Tom Whose.
post 1585184991 08-02-2019, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted By arod204⏩
If Tom cruise were a pilot he'd be Tom Flews.
But he is a pilot.
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post 1585185071 08-02-2019, 07:02 PM
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If Tom Cruise was a retarded musical instrument, he would be Tom Kazoos
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post 1585185191 08-02-2019, 07:04 PM
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If Tom cruise needed to cause a distraction he would be Tom ruse
post 1585185231 08-02-2019, 07:04 PM
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If Tom Cruise had a time machine and went back to when he was a wee lad, all the eldar women would say tom's so cute
post 1585185251 08-02-2019, 07:06 PM
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If tom cruise was a twink he'd be tom jewels.
post 1585185461 08-02-2019, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Kormo⏩
If Tom Cruise had a time machine and went back to when he was a wee lad, all the eldar women would say tom's so cute
Wow. Expected something much better from the famous Kormo. Am dissapoint.
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post 1585185611 08-02-2019, 07:15 PM
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If Tom Cruise was Australian he'd be Tom Kangaroos
post 1585185841 08-02-2019, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted By resoog⏩
if tom cruise were an apostle he would be doubting thomas
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Why lift when it's all about the jawline ©
post 1585185861 08-02-2019, 07:19 PM
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If Tom Cruise over cooked his steak he would be Tom Chews.
post 1585185901 08-02-2019, 07:21 PM
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If Tom cruise got punched in the faced repeatitively he would be Tom Bruise.
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post 1585185961 08-02-2019, 07:22 PM
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If Tom Crews was to do his best Robin Williams impression he would be Tom Noose
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post 1585186001 08-02-2019, 07:22 PM
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If Tom Cruise casually thumbed through a gay porn mag, he would be Tom Puruse
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post 1585186041 08-02-2019, 07:24 PM
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If Tom Cruise drank gay beer he’d be Tom Brews.
post 1585186111 08-02-2019, 07:24 PM
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If Tom Cruise a bird he'd be Tom Goose
post 1585186221 08-02-2019, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Avalanche3319⏩
If Tom Cruise was an alcoholic he’d be Tom Booze
If Tom Cruise was an alcoholic who produces his own beer, he’d be Tom Brews.
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post 1585186461 08-02-2019, 07:29 PM
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Is Tom Cruise loves shoes he’d be Tom shoes
post 1585186601 08-02-2019, 07:31 PM
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If Tom Cruise tapped and gapped he’d be Tom Use.
post 1585186611 08-02-2019, 07:31 PM
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If Tom Cruise was a missile , he’d be Tomahawk
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post 1585186701 08-02-2019, 07:33 PM
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If Tom Cruise were a plaintiff he’d be Tom Sues.
post 1585186841 08-02-2019, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Pumpinmirin⏩
If Tom Cruise were a plaintiff he’d be Tom Sues.
If Tom Sues lost his case he’d be Tom Rues.
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post 1585186981 08-02-2019, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Avalanche3319⏩
If Tom Sues lost his case he’d be Tom Rues.
If Tom Cruise had to pay damages he would be Tom Dues.
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