They don't.

It's been clear that they've been making it up as they go along

Unfortunately that won’t happen cuz Star Wars.

Saw Avengers: Endgame at Navy Pier IMAX in Chicago. (Chicago Pizza is the best)

Will see Rise Of Skywalker at Pacific Science Center IMAX in Seattle

They got me good with the Last Jedi trailer. The hype was unreal.

Felt like some KOTOR:II Sinister Dark side chit, and then the movie came out.

Ironic that Disney is bowing down to the Chinese government to sell their ****

after the last two chitshows disney branded as star wars i will be surprised if people actually pay money to see this garbage

My work got us tickets to the last one and I walked out to make a phone call when it got to the part where they were saving the racing dinosaurs, and then went back to the office rather than seeing the rest of that terrible movie

I can only imagine how awful the upcoming movies and side stories are going to be.

Star Wars has never done well in China

Only white guy in the movie is a teenage incel badie lmao

I know, I just find it funny that the company owning Star Wars, a movie about rebels fighting the goverment is giving in to the Chinese government on a lot of **** to make that money.

I see what you're saying

star wars has been dead for years

Damn rose been hitting the Ben and Jerry's hard since fin turned her down

Spoiler!








But seriously, I read that Palpatine somehow survived being thrown down a bottomless pit, is Rey's grandfather through some miracle of Sith swimmers, and plans to use her to be a force battery to recharge his decrepit, broken down ass.

Oh, and this time there is some kind of fleet of Death Stars - or ships with Death Star-like weapons.

Because, y'know, it's not like we haven't had enough goddamn floating death machines with impenetrably stupid weaknesses that get exploited in the third act.

I'm not watching that trailer, though, because... I simply don't care enough to expend the bandwidth, let alone pay attention to whatever the next wave of Disney, space-retardation they have cooked up, honestly.A long while back, they actually admitted as much that they went into the "trilogy" without so much as an outline of movies A to B to C, so you're spot on.

JJ Abram's entire goddamn career has been predicated upon the "step 1. Make a mystery box, step 2. ???, step 3. profit" model, which he applied in full effect with TheForever AloneForce Awakened.

Then Disney decided that instead of at least humoring everyone by letting JJ drag out step 2. withnobloody clue on how to actually build off from remaking the original movies but worse, they hired the asshat who thought that a time travel movie also need inane psychic powers* and some autistic, future Hitler, little sh*t kid as a key plot point.

*It just occurred to me: Did they go with Rian Johnson because Looper had all of that stupid telekinetic bullsh*t shoehorned into it, which might as well also be "the force?"


Never mind that Rian Johnson also happens to be a world class kunt all on his own, but he actually proved a somewhat controversial theory with The Last Jedi by showing that Star Wars fan(atics) will figuratively prostrate themselves (and let's face it, probably also literally) over Star Wars regardless of how artistically, intellectually, canonically, or narratively insulting a Star Wars movie might be.

That said, TLJ was divisive enough to give Disney pause, so they went back to the safe bet with JJ to just "mystery box 2 electric boogaloo"aroundTLJ with the final movie. This will be further supported if any leaks saying that the movie will hop back in time for flashbacks (because that issuchgood storytelling right there...).

I'd wager the writing rooms devolved into this:

Yep, just like every one of these properties that get continual, unwanted, unneededcontinuations because Hollywood is a vacuum for original thoughts.

lol



One of the most cringe scenes

I am looking forward to any scene with Darth Sidious. I really hope there is mention of Darth Plagieus; but I'm not holding my breath.

Not one single **** was given.

Disney have truly ruined the franchise with their team of soyboy SJW writers. Plot line, consistency, making something actually entertaining? Nah...we can replace that withD I V E R S I T Y.

Daisy Ridley is HNNNNGGG though.

The trailer looks exactly like the shiet I took this morning.


Also, apparently there are some leaks online of the whole plot and this trailer pretty much confirmed those leaks are true (for the worst)

strong standards. Not sure if SRS

Groce

She looks like Bobby Lee doing Connie Chung on Mad TV...

... If he plumped up a bit more in the face.

Let me guess, Luke is really a transexual woman fighting against racist Trump supporters? LOL

You guys don't like that dyke looking Asian chick???? Me rikey sideways box.

Sums it up

lol @ anyone saying Disney ruined Star Wars.

The prequels ruined Star Wars. The prequels are all time worst tier movies with nothing redeemable about them. Every aspect of them is trash tier film making.

The Force Awakens is EXTREMELY unoriginal, but at least it's good.

this was my very thoughts too,

no luke skywalker its hard to get excited and im a die hard star wars fan. rian johnson really train wrecked this trilogy they had it in a goood direction with the force awakens.

[QUOTE=JonathanN173 post_id=1590184351]Sums it up
[youtube]mB1OnSDT3Bo[youtube][/QUOTE]cot damn nearly spat out my water at the 0:46 mark

the whole vibe i got from this trailer was "e..t... go home"the force awakens was not good lmao

rogue one was good. i think rogue one was the best they did overall in the entire series, aside from empire strikes back, shame that one didn't turn out to be the new trilogy.

1)rogue one
2)empire strikes back
3)revenge of the sith

top 3



hnngggh

Revenge of the Sith and Rogue One are my GOT, then A New Hope.

These fools would've made more money if Kylo Ren was the main character.