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post 1610508301 07-13-2020, 07:16 PM
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You typed an essay to smash a dried up aunt.
post 1610508331 07-13-2020, 07:16 PM
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Imma have to cancel with her, I’m getting roasted fk lmao
post 1610508561 07-13-2020, 07:17 PM
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Would never brag to anyone about the first girl😂
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post 1610508571 07-13-2020, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy⏩
"Im attracted to you"

"You have to know you're attractive"
post 1610508691 07-13-2020, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
Imma have to cancel with her, I’m getting roasted fk lmao
Are you crazy
post 1610508731 07-13-2020, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted By BrosefMengele⏩
Are you crazy
This turned into a roast though.
post 1610508851 07-13-2020, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
This turned into a roast though.
This is the misc , that's what we do. Go smash
post 1610508881 07-13-2020, 07:21 PM
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I forgot to mention she is loaded, she owns rental properties.
post 1610508921 07-13-2020, 07:21 PM
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pfff she's a 5/, easy to play the chad with that
I got this
post 1610508981 07-13-2020, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
This turned into a roast though.
So get drunk and put a bag over her head

Don't listen to these virgins who never even talked to a girl
post 1610509021 07-13-2020, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
Another while I was sexting the first one



Going to have to squeeze her in on Sunday for some more sex.
I need you to school me on how to land an actual date.
I've gotten one girl to come over and she caught feels, but I can't seem to get anyone else past regular chit chat.
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1610509091 07-13-2020, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
I forgot to mention she is rich.
Then smash her lol. Don't cancel cause someone else said so wtf lol. You got a thick honey but I can tell she wants more than to just phukk imo
post 1610509391 07-13-2020, 07:25 PM
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Inb4 misc convinces self conscious ******* OP to murder this poor old lady and start zuking diks instead.
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post 1610510101 07-13-2020, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
I need you to school me on how to land an actual date.
I've gotten one girl to come over and she caught feels, but I can't seem to get anyone else past regular chit chat.
Just keep practicing on people, you get better at conversation flow.

Here another example

post 1610510361 07-13-2020, 07:35 PM
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post 1610510701 07-13-2020, 07:39 PM
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Autistic semi-literate miscer bones sloot who probably scares small children


YOU MADE IT BRAH!
post 1610510821 07-13-2020, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
I need you to school me on how to land an actual date.
I've gotten one girl to come over and she caught feels, but I can't seem to get anyone else past regular chit chat.
Lmao don't have a weird 3way lined up is a good start. post a rear glute spread is a solid way to help land it too.


Legit checked the OP x4 to see if madvillany as well lmfaoooooo
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post 1610511051 07-13-2020, 07:43 PM
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post 1610511111 07-13-2020, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
You would **** that fat ass, dont even lie, that’s a gilf, don’t forget that.
You definitely high test if that kind of woman is your thing...

You and SS might have something good together
post 1610511241 07-13-2020, 07:46 PM
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This is why these ugly ****s have such high egos and standards. Motherfukers need to start treating them like chit to get them down 5 notches.
post 1610511361 07-13-2020, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted By cadetduke⏩
This is why these ugly ****s have such high egos and standards. Motherfukers need to start treating them like chit to get them down 5 notches.
This is why you can’t get any booty hole, you need to develop some text game.
post 1610511471 07-13-2020, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
Imma have to cancel with her, I’m getting roasted fk lmao
Nah, take the hate and use it as fuel on her lmaoo
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post 1610511731 07-13-2020, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
This is why you can’t get any booty hole, you need to develop some text game.
That's not the booty hole I would want.
post 1610511771 07-13-2020, 07:52 PM
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Learn the difference between your and you’re and to and too, gramps.

45 year old single mom of 3 is eating it up though
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post 1610512141 07-13-2020, 07:57 PM
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I'd smash that fat ass gilf all day and night long.

Don't worry about what miscers are saying. Miscers gon misc. Even if she was a 10/10 the misc would roast you for her pointy elbows or some stupid chit.
post 1610512251 07-13-2020, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
I need you to school me on how to land an actual date.
I've gotten one girl to come over and she caught feels, but I can't seem to get anyone else past regular chit chat.
Aren't you a female?
post 1610512381 07-13-2020, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
Just keep practicing on people, you get better at conversation flow.

Here another example

That's legit how my conversations go. Lol.
I can talk but can't land.

Edit: This is a current one lol

BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1610512711 07-13-2020, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted By G14d1at0r⏩
Aren't you a female?
It's 2020 bro.
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1610512751 07-13-2020, 08:03 PM
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She looks like fukking BeetleJuice
She's not yours....its just your turn
post 1610512941 07-13-2020, 08:06 PM
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Mentions his starsign
Brags about being a 5'9 manlet
Simps by stating "obviously I find you attractive"


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